It’s Jessica Biel’s Butt In A Bikini

June 25th, 2012 // 112 Comments
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Until now, I would’ve safely said no other bikini butt photos could ever come close to matching the power and ass-majesty of Leighton Meester in Hawaii. It was like staring into the face of Butt-halla as winged Valkyries gave you a lap dance. But then out of the sea came Jessica Biel in Puerto Rico and everything I thought I knew was cracked like so many butts upon an assy shore. So, on that note, let’s take a minute and just marvel at the magic Justin Timberlake pulled off here. Not only was he already having sex with this whenever he wanted, but at one point he basically put it on a shelf, stuck his penis into the entire world, then came home and pulled it right back off the shelf where he told Gerard Butler to leave it when he was done. Granted, he had to pretend he’ll marry it, what does that even mean to these people? Only the poor go, “Damn, divorce is expensive.” It’s practically this generation’s version of slavery provided you don’t apply any sort of historical context and/or rational thought to that statement. (Please don’t do that.)

Photo: Fame/Flynet

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    AndrewBW
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    And Justin Timberlake is doing it. That’s just so wrong.

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    AndrewBW
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    I honestly did not know that I could hate Justin Timberlake more than I did before. But it’s true. I do. And he banged a teenaged Britney Spears too. Someone please tell me – what does it all mean?

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    Kojak
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    Legs 10 of 10
    Belly and waiste, also 10.
    Arms, not too muscle, elegant, 9,5.
    Gorgeous and firm tities, 11 of 10!
    The most perfect butt in the world: 117 of 10!

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    Send this photo to congress.
    We need to get the human cloning project started Today.

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    Throjo
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    Not pictured- Poseidon rearing up from the deep to SMACK DAT ASS.

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    Luci Fehrman
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    BUTTERFACE!

  7. JJ

    I ve seen ass-heaven, i dont want to go back to my boring flated assed hell. :(

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    …and now I’m a lesbian.

  9. dnkypunch

    This has to be one of the best bodies ever… Nearly flawless.

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    Moe
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    That’s motor boating material

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    Moe
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    She’s got the crease and no cellulite. Perfection!

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    KakaKuku
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    HOLY FUCKING SHIT. I’m getting my ass to the gym, right now.

    Must.work.myself.into.exhaustion.and.pray.that.i.develop.Jessica’s.type.of.ass.

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    Johnny
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    Now that is what an ass is supposed to look like. U jealous Kardooshian?

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    Fucking perfection.

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    Hannah
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    I have a similar ass to this but my bf doesn’t care because he’s only into boobs :*(.

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    Smoky
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    That’s some very lucky water.

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    lily
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    I adore this woman she is my #1 girl crush. Her body is my absolute favorite of all time and her face is beautiful. She is curvy, strong, and athletic. dat assssssssss!

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    doood
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    it is truly majestic

  19. LRonHoover

    I’d pound that ass into powder

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    Nahbro
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    All is well so long as she doesn’t turn around and show us her horse face.

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    Justin
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    Holly Gregory

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    marcel proust
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    God created woman and gave her a bikini

  23. 75-Udonio Biel

    Quite long time to see her in bikini, but long time that her ass speculator.

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    don
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    Truly the girl next door look that any wants to wake up next to. Daaayymmnn sheees fine.

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    Dr. Ike
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    Now that’s an asshole worthy of plenty of licking and later banging.

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    T-Bone
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    There’s something about her face. Great body but her face distracts from it. If I am being honest I would rather play with her anus than kiss her.

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    fashionadviser
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    I want to see her turd cutter.

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    Penny
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    I’d pay to watch a video of her putting random household objects in and out of her asshole.

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    Tony Engle
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    Jessica I have always just loved seeing you I would make love to you for hours. Tony

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    Jace
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    She’s always so nasty to photographers, but she wears this shit in public? It’s no wonder that the paps follow you around! I’m STRAIGHT and even I love JB’s ass!! Amazing lol

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    Jean Deaux
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    Wish i could get a life-size poster of that booty shot so I could sniff it everyday for good luck. sniffworthy

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    JR
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    I’d even be willing to give her a high quality rimjob right after she finished working out at the gym.

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    Jaime
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    Man, she’s got a great butt. Timberlake is damn crazy to leave her behind.

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    Wayne Rush
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    She should give Aubrey O’day bikini advice

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    MrBD
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    I would have to put my finger in jessica biel’s ass its so sexy!

  36. Sandoucheky

    I know this an old classic, but I just want to point out how many suicides this gallery of pics has prevented in the world. It should get the Nobel Peace Prize next year.

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    ¡THAT IS A PERFECT ASS ! eat you heart out Kim Kardashian

  38. aleaya

    Wow

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    Sam
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    If this be paparazzi, then the photographer should then be declared King of all Paparazzi, and at paparazzi school they should toss out everything and just use these. Go make more..just like these. And as for Jessica, I don’t care what her motivations or purpose. I just want her to do this every single day. It could be her job..nations would stop with the violence and instead spend there day taking in that spectacular ass!! Why, a man of Greece might spend the better part of a decade besieging a rival city to reclaim a woman with an ass like that..

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