Until now, I would’ve safely said no other bikini butt photos could ever come close to matching the power and ass-majesty of Leighton Meester in Hawaii. It was like staring into the face of Butt-halla as winged Valkyries gave you a lap dance. But then out of the sea came Jessica Biel in Puerto Rico and everything I thought I knew was cracked like so many butts upon an assy shore. So, on that note, let’s take a minute and just marvel at the magic Justin Timberlake pulled off here. Not only was he already having sex with this whenever he wanted, but at one point he basically put it on a shelf, stuck his penis into the entire world, then came home and pulled it right back off the shelf where he told Gerard Butler to leave it when he was done. Granted, he had to pretend he’ll marry it, what does that even mean to these people? Only the poor go, “Damn, divorce is expensive.” It’s practically this generation’s version of slavery provided you don’t apply any sort of historical context and/or rational thought to that statement. (Please don’t do that.)
Photo: Fame/Flynet
Oh fuck YES!
You just made my fucking day.
Now a picture of THAT should be our currency!
God, I just want to play the bongos on that ass
VERY high levels of chafe-risk in this photograph. Gentlemen, you’ve been warned.
dear Jessica, I hate to see you go but damned if don’t love to watch you leave!
I prefer Leighton Meester
but not bad
You have great taste. I actually prefer Leighton Meester myself. But there’s no denying this is one shapely, firm-looking ass that I, personally, would love to examine extensively.
No way…
Jessica’s butt is incomparable…
…and she is also much more beautiful…
Well, that’s your opinion. Ithink Leighton has such soft beautiful curves. Her skin looks soft too and very womanly.
Jessica is good too but too musclely. Her booty is hot but her face is too square and her nose.
Leighton looks more fragile like a girl. Jessica more tough like a guy
Just my opinion
Mr. Poop approves
if it’s good enough for Mr. Poop, it’s good enough for me!
first…oh and…nice butt. :D
Is this a thing now? Waiting until the end of a discussion and then yelling *first*?
My guess is that Timberlake probably had better with Cameron
Because Cameron’s actually a dude? Yes, I agree.
Ah yes. The ever so gently choreographed Prancing-Around-The-Surf-In-Hawaii shots. God love ‘em. This girl has finally replaced Kelly Brook as “THE ONE.”
Except that Biel is in Puerto Rico in these. That’s okay, I doubt many read the text that came with the pictures. I don’t even know why I’ve bothered to write this.
Sadly, becoming the one with the BUTTERFACE!…Worth it though- natural..
Magnificent.
Oh, what I wouldn’t give for an ether soaked rag and a tube of KY…
Oh my God.
I am just speechless…
She is F’ing perfect! Oh my god…..
El Jefe, I am with you, totally speechless
They finally understand what ass on Monday means to the world!
There he is!!
As for her whole thing with Timberlake: What? Why? I mean, aside from the fact that he’s talented, funny, rich as hell, possibly good looking(don’t ask me) and possibly also packing a 10 inch schlong, what does he have that I don’t have?? (I mean, besides the above mentioned attributes)
If I had a butt that fine I’d drink some salty ass-water, too.
Mmmmm. Ass-water.
It’s fappin’ time.
You’d have to watch professional beach volleyball to find better.
Butterface. That is all.
Even under intense zoomage, it’s still completely flawless…….
Zoom…enhance.
Bongos, I want to Bite, Kiss, and Lick it
Generally speaking I hate women. Having had an abusive alcoholic mother who cheated on my father can do that to you. So imagine my surpise when I said: Damn, she looks hot!
I’ve always got a boner from this woman… this didn’t fail me! Great ass!
Ladies and gentlemen. That is an ass.
Must be rough. I feel sorry for her.
meaty ass, good for me, good for u
Ja! Das bin eine fantastiche heiney!
Here’s a clue why JT came back to this woman like a boomerang bearing engagement ring.
It’s summertime – the season for planned beach photo ops and photo shop pics for those with dead careers. You think these are candid and real? Stupid gross guys read this site.
Who gives a shit whether or not these are candid shots? Just because a photo is posed doesn’t mean the subject is less attractive. You sound like an angry person. Please check on your meds.
Shut it, fatty.
Hahaha, I’m a girl and I’ll admit – I’m jealous of Jessica’s body but in NO WAY are these pics photoshopped. Stop denying that Jessica has a close to perfect ass, and get YOUR ass to the gym.
This is the picture that Weight Watchers has in it’s mind for the “rear profile” for Jessica Simpson for the $3 million they paying her.
yes and yes but i’d also like to shove my penis in there
the ocean is so freakin lucky!
Fifty + years of masturbation has apparently effected my eyesight. I think I’m going to have to check her ass out by Braille.
And it’s fantastic.
Boo! Give me Camryn Manheim over this skinny girl any day of the week!
Me likey fatties!
Fake Tony forgot to remind us what pedophiles we all are.
I’m not prone to see Jesus’ face on waffles or the shape of the Virgin Mary in a stain on the wall, but I know what I’m looking at now, and what I’m looking at is God. Butt. Godbutt.
That is truly a work of art.
That butt is so fine it can distract from the fact that the rest of her is on the same level of insane flawlessness. This woman needs an Oscar. Never mind the category, just give her a fucking Oscar already. I’m sure she just cured me from something I was going to catch 20 years from now.
Glorious.
Timberlake must never know I just had a great time with his girl. No, wait! I want him to know… and his girl too.
Majestic.
nice ass and thighs.
but i hate when jessica gets too cut and buff.
i prefer the softer juicier ass of leighton meester
Never been a big Biel fan., but sweet zombie jesus is that thing good.
If she wanted salty liquid on her face…
I’d also like to shove my peanuts in there
BEHOLD! The Ass of Asses! Rejoice at its perfection. And lo, all should marvel at its splendor and beauty and symmetry.
BEHOLD! The ass of asses. The ass of asses to come. The greatest ass ever revealed in the history of the modern world. And lo, it is but an ass most resplendent its form, in its symmetry, in its shear perfection. Surely the Gods weep for creating an ass of such resounding beauty and resiliance.
I just realized that she was wearing a long-sleeved shirt in the ocean.
Holy mother of god.
Probably not, but that ass is still divine in nature.
I doubt the mother of god has an ass that majestic.