While the rest of Hollywood played dress-up for Halloween, Jessica Alba got paid to wear leather ala Black Widow on the set of Spy Kids 4. Now, I know a lot of you are probably sitting there thinking, “My God, what horrible crime did Jessica Alba commit to end up in a Spy Kids sequel?” To which I respond, Are you fucking kidding me? She got pregnant so Cash Warren would have to marry her. I recommended the chair.
What? I believe in justice.
Photos: Flynet
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Sweet Jeebus!
If she played her cards right she could have me.
Overrated!
I don’t get it, she doesn’t look that beautiful. her face doesn’t look so great.
First. And Leathery
Hah! Nice try, Nancy.
Fine. Second…and Third.
hoLYYYY shits….
that beez quite awesome….
Bonerlicious!~
Exactamente!
iAy Carajo! iQue bonita!
(Can’t make upside down exclamation points)
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Excellent…didn’t know tags were supported…
In a world where Alba is hot but otherwise increasingly irrelevant, Robert Rodruiguez keeps putting her in movies. And I’d rather sit through Sin City or Machete every day for the rest of my life before having to endure “Into the Blue” again. Of course she’s going to show up for a new Spy Kids movie.
On a Mac keyboard type option-1.
this movie will win a lot of awards.
FAT!!!!
Oh….uhh…sorry….after seeing so many pretend ‘heteros’ bashing female celebs here that was just an involuntary reaction…..
Now that you mention it, her chin IS looking a little pelican-y
Little saddle bag on the hip too.
@ONLY GAY HETERO
So, they let you out of school early today…good for you.
Seriously? THAT was your best shot? Come on man: YOU CAN AND SHOULD do better. I’m pulling for ya.
Why she is crying?
Now THAT is hot. Not Hetero … Jessica Alba … but a Spy Kids movie? How far has thou career fallen young maiden?
Actually I’m pretty hot as well…
I thought you had a big nose?
Yes but that is a clear indication that I have a huge pecker so you have to take the good with the bad.
so is she robert rodriguez bottom bitch now? he keeps her acting and she blowing him.
If that’s true, I hate Robert Rodriguez … okay, I envy the bastard … Lucky Mexican …
Nice job on the ass shot
me not see ass shot :(
oh. ah gets it. ha ha hee hee ha ha ho!
and ah justed noticed. SPY KIDS 4!!!
GEAR!!!
jessica alba’s acting is horrible !!
this many years, and her acting still seems amateur.
watching her in Machete was torture
You care about her ACTING??
She’s had a kid, and she’s still the hottest piece of ass in Hollywood. Well played, Cash…
All these posts and not one of you deviants has mentioned how she’s got pencil erasers poking through that leather.
…and I’m pretty sure that Rodriguez is Alba’s bitch, not the other way around.
YES!! What kind of high tech super nipples does this broad have, that they can be seen poking right through leather?!?!?! She should challenge Jennifer Ansiton to a glass cutting contest.
How can you NOT have a photo of her ass!!!???
First!
Blame the paparazzo that took the pics.
Who’s clearly a woman.
Where’s the goddamn ass shot~ god u photogs SUCK
Anyone who thinks her tits or lips are real is delusional.
Hottest women ALIVE and she has had a kid!! ALL women are jealous of her insane beauty and hottness. UGH.
Just pray to baby Jesus that she got a cesarean and preserved her tight love box for its sole intended purpose.
True about hottest woman alive.
I would still prefer an ugly chick with a tight cunt though.
She’s not the hottest woman alive. There are so many pretty or gorgeous, girls out there. She’s just Meh.. And her nose has been tweeked.
you know that’s not how vaginas work, right?
I agree with Truth Teller, how can you not have a picture of DAT ASS!?!?
well she so far she ain’t sucked me off yet.
Need shots of Dat Ass.
+1
It’s too bad she cant just SMILE once in awhile, for such a horrible actress she is very easy on the eyes but the constant pissed-off look gets old.
Jessical Alba is an awesome actress, loved her ever since Dark Angel, and she just gets hotter looking all the time!!
If my daughter brought this freak home, I would have to beat the fuck out of him
even if he is rich an famous, Jesus what a tool,
oh wait that’s my beiber rant
Please replace “freak” with hottie
and change “beat the fuck out of him” with beat off
and replace “even if he is rich an famous Jesus what a tool”,
I wish she would grab my tool
She’s still got it.
*dry hump
*dry hump
she is perfect!
WHAT!!!??? No ass shots? I’m very disappointed; She’s come a long way sense that cute, shy, nerdy girl on Dark Angel. Jessica is still a major Fox.
slapkatperry,does that matter with Albalicious? her tits and thighs are good enough.
those mexican drug cartels can’t kill her now…………
ITS NOT spy kids 4, its sin city 2
It’s hard (no pun intended) not to get worked up to Alba, but she looks best on all fours, ass up. But then again, don’t all women?
The movie is going to be painful to watch cause her acting sucks!
Jessica has always got a place to sit when i’m around .
Google in the input: www. ashops.us you can find many brand names, even more surprising is that he will sell you the unexpected o(∩_∩)o
I’m tired of masturbating…
Yes, she is… but her leather has stretch marks.
Wow very pretty
I really would like to see an image of her bee-hind in that giddy-up.
Please axe the photographer to go back to the backside. Thanx.
HOTTEST WOMAN ALIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
mhhhh
She is perfect in every way: figure, face, hands, voice. She’s even a decent actress (see The Eye). However, her taste in men is her fatal flaw. C’mon, Jessica–of all the hot guys you’ve acted alongside, why did you marry CASH WARREN, that mediocre-looking, two-timing putz?!
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