Jessica Alba Wore This

November 2nd, 2010 // 68 Comments

While the rest of Hollywood played dress-up for Halloween, Jessica Alba got paid to wear leather ala Black Widow on the set of Spy Kids 4. Now, I know a lot of you are probably sitting there thinking, “My God, what horrible crime did Jessica Alba commit to end up in a Spy Kids sequel?” To which I respond, Are you fucking kidding me? She got pregnant so Cash Warren would have to marry her. I recommended the chair.

What? I believe in justice.

Photos: Flynet


  1. fester

    Sweet Jeebus!
    If she played her cards right she could have me.

  2. Nancy Pelosi

    First. And Leathery

  3. Nancy Pelosi

    Fine. Second…and Third.

  4. Jessica Alba in Leather for Spy Kids 4
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    hoLYYYY shits….

    that beez quite awesome….

  5. Jake


  6. RoboZombie

    iAy Carajo! iQue bonita!
    (Can’t make upside down exclamation points)

  7. Slappy Magoo

    In a world where Alba is hot but otherwise increasingly irrelevant, Robert Rodruiguez keeps putting her in movies. And I’d rather sit through Sin City or Machete every day for the rest of my life before having to endure “Into the Blue” again. Of course she’s going to show up for a new Spy Kids movie.

  8. Sluggo

    On a Mac keyboard type option-1.

  9. Chuck Nunchuck

    this movie will win a lot of awards.

  10. FAT!!!!

    Oh….uhh…sorry….after seeing so many pretend ‘heteros’ bashing female celebs here that was just an involuntary reaction…..

  11. Jessica Alba in Leather for Spy Kids 4
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    Why she is crying?

  12. Now THAT is hot. Not Hetero … Jessica Alba … but a Spy Kids movie? How far has thou career fallen young maiden?

  13. anonymous

    so is she robert rodriguez bottom bitch now? he keeps her acting and she blowing him.

  14. Jessica Alba in Leather for Spy Kids 4
    Deacon Jones
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    Nice job on the ass shot

  15. anonym

    jessica alba’s acting is horrible !!

    this many years, and her acting still seems amateur.
    watching her in Machete was torture

  16. So envious of Cash

    She’s had a kid, and she’s still the hottest piece of ass in Hollywood. Well played, Cash…

  17. Photoshop Police

    All these posts and not one of you deviants has mentioned how she’s got pencil erasers poking through that leather.

    …and I’m pretty sure that Rodriguez is Alba’s bitch, not the other way around.

    • dumbass

      YES!! What kind of high tech super nipples does this broad have, that they can be seen poking right through leather?!?!?! She should challenge Jennifer Ansiton to a glass cutting contest.

  18. Jessica Alba in Leather for Spy Kids 4
    Truth Teller
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    How can you NOT have a photo of her ass!!!???


  19. Where’s the goddamn ass shot~ god u photogs SUCK

  20. Yer Mom

    Anyone who thinks her tits or lips are real is delusional.

  21. English

    Hottest women ALIVE and she has had a kid!! ALL women are jealous of her insane beauty and hottness. UGH.

  22. Jessica Alba in Leather for Spy Kids 4
    Here, here!
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    I agree with Truth Teller, how can you not have a picture of DAT ASS!?!?

  23. well she so far she ain’t sucked me off yet.

  24. javier

    Need shots of Dat Ass.

  25. Turd Ferguson

    It’s too bad she cant just SMILE once in awhile, for such a horrible actress she is very easy on the eyes but the constant pissed-off look gets old.

  26. wow...just wow

    Jessical Alba is an awesome actress, loved her ever since Dark Angel, and she just gets hotter looking all the time!!

  27. BENWAW

    If my daughter brought this freak home, I would have to beat the fuck out of him
    even if he is rich an famous, Jesus what a tool,
    oh wait that’s my beiber rant
    Please replace “freak” with hottie
    and change “beat the fuck out of him” with beat off
    and replace “even if he is rich an famous Jesus what a tool”,
    I wish she would grab my tool

  28. She’s still got it.

    *dry hump
    *dry hump

  29. Jessica Alba in Leather for Spy Kids 4
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    she is perfect!

  30. slapkatyperry

    WHAT!!!??? No ass shots? I’m very disappointed; She’s come a long way sense that cute, shy, nerdy girl on Dark Angel. Jessica is still a major Fox.

  31. wim

    those mexican drug cartels can’t kill her now…………

  32. mercedes

    ITS NOT spy kids 4, its sin city 2

  33. wrecked 'em

    It’s hard (no pun intended) not to get worked up to Alba, but she looks best on all fours, ass up. But then again, don’t all women?

  34. The movie is going to be painful to watch cause her acting sucks!

  35. kenny

    Jessica has always got a place to sit when i’m around .

  36. Jessica Alba in Leather for Spy Kids 4
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    Google in the input: www. you can find many brand names, even more surprising is that he will sell you the unexpected o(∩_∩)o

  37. Willy Wonka

    I’m tired of masturbating…

  38. Jessica Alba in Leather for Spy Kids 4
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    Yes, she is… but her leather has stretch marks.

  39. Jessica Alba in Leather for Spy Kids 4
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    Wow very pretty

  40. Jessica Alba in Leather for Spy Kids 4
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    I really would like to see an image of her bee-hind in that giddy-up.

    Please axe the photographer to go back to the backside. Thanx.

  41. EE


  42. Jessica Alba in Leather for Spy Kids 4
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  43. Jessica Alba in Leather for Spy Kids 4
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    She is perfect in every way: figure, face, hands, voice. She’s even a decent actress (see The Eye). However, her taste in men is her fatal flaw. C’mon, Jessica–of all the hot guys you’ve acted alongside, why did you marry CASH WARREN, that mediocre-looking, two-timing putz?!

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