While the rest of Hollywood played dress-up for Halloween, Jessica Alba got paid to wear leather ala Black Widow on the set of Spy Kids 4. Now, I know a lot of you are probably sitting there thinking, “My God, what horrible crime did Jessica Alba commit to end up in a Spy Kids sequel?” To which I respond, Are you fucking kidding me? She got pregnant so Cash Warren would have to marry her. I recommended the chair.
What? I believe in justice.