Jessica Alba appears in the latest issue of British GQ where she says a bunch of stuff about cellulite and saggy breasts that I didn’t pay attention to. Look, there comes a time in every man’s life when he has to mature and realize it’s not about what a woman say, it’s how she says it. Or something. I’ve mostly been staring at Jessica Alba’s groin until everything ceases to exist around me. It’s a very complicated, spiritual process. (Has anyone seen my crotchless bathrobe?)
Thanks to Ryan who’s selflessly offered to check for traces of cellulite using nothing but the tip of his nose. Good man.
Photos: GQ UK