Jessica Alba Won’t Do Nudity Because Her Grandparents Might See Her Boobs


In a new interview with Glamour, Jessica Alba crushes the hopes and dreams of anyone still hoping to see her naked in a movie. Or is discreetly encouraging them to murder her grandparents. It could go either way:

Jessica on why she has a nudity clause
“I don’t want my grandparents to see my boobs. That’s it. It would be weird at Christmas. And, I mean, really, if you look at the movies I have done, getting naked would never ‘elevate’ the picture.”

And as she often is on the matters of filmmaking, the star of Spy Kids 4 is right. If there’s one thing that won’t elevate playing a stripper, it’s nudity. That’s a part you play with pants on, or you take the audience right out of the picture. It’s called “authenticity,” people.

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