Jessica Alba is the Greatest Actress Alive

August 27th, 2010 // 79 Comments

I don’t know what compelled me to write that headline, but it’s really something I don’t say about Jessica Alba enough. I just sort of woke up this morning and, for no reason whatsoever, realized she’s a phenomenal actress and should be commended as such. What’s that? You can see up her skirt? I didn’t even notice. I’ve been so captivated by her work in, uh, – *checks IMDB* – The Love Guru. Yeah, that, Dove Huju. Great movie.

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  1. Marcus

    Oh so close, would of been a wonderful full moon shot.

  2. COURAGE WOLF

    WIND PLEASE!
    MORE WIND PLEASE!

  3. Yowza!

    Everyone always bags on Jessica Alba, but I happen to think she’s one of the hottest pieces of ass on planet earth. Just amazingly beautiful, hot, sexy and fuckable…

  4. God

    This is the most beautiful, classy, sexy woman on planet Earth right now. Stunning from every conceivable angle.

    In fact, her husband is in every single picture of her, but nobody notices – he literally pales into insignificance, as a pointless add-on.

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    He was probably in a state of schock

  6. captain america

    yep, SHE’S A MEXICAN KILLER IN REAL LIFE.

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    guhuhu
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    Dat ass.

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    Gigs
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d eat her ass with a spoon

  9. MrsEllis

    Do you guys all forget that she was the ultimate sexy it girl before Megan Fox? And then the world lost interest because she can’t act and has no personality. No one ever said she isn’t perfect-looking, but she’s the type of starlet doesn’t hold attention forever.

  10. bo

    AYAYAYAYA LUPITA CAGONA!!!!!!!!!

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    bo
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    WHY HER HEAD IS SO BIG???????

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    Overtsexed
    Commented on this photo:

    That ass craps holy shit

  13. boOO

    SHE IS BETTER THAN MERYL STREEP HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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    burton
    Commented on this photo:

    my wife is better, her ass is higher and more bubbly :) this one is ok.

  15. Rhialto

    Is she an excellent actress folks!? I did only see ‘Into the Blue’ for some reason.

  16. Galtacticus

    We shouldn’t be too harsh on Jessica Alba.Her buttocks are revealing that she’s only a 10-year old girl.

  17. Queef

    FIRST! SUCK IT BITCHES!

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    Rick's Daddy
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    LOL, you obviously haven’t seen MANY asses.

  19. Steven Reidy

    Not the best picture but it leaves something to my imagination :)

    Tring Card

  20. ddge

    wahahhaha

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    fred
    Commented on this photo:

    Some one commented earlier best ass in the world. I think they really meant mmm nice to see the ass of some one quite familiar internatonally from the film industry who you could take to meet your mum. lol

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    IM OLD GREEEG
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    THATS an ass! not too big, not too small… GOD DAMN the things I would do…

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    yowillie
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    The best ass on the planet.

  24. Bruce Bromley

    Please tell these photog’s, if you can play connect the dots with the pixels, or the ghost of something has made a big white blub over the pix, or if in general they just plan forgot to focus. They Just Did Not Get The Shot. Sad for all of us.

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    Marcos
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    Such an average ass, i mean i like tight and not to huge but this one isn’t even shaped properly. If we didn’t know who she was we wouldn’t think it was anything special. She is the most overrated chick ever, it is official.

    • Rick's Daddy

      ^agree. Some white girls have round asses, Fergie and Jessica Biel come to mind. This shit in this pic is lame as fuck.

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    Rick's Daddy
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    Yawn. White boys love that flat shit. LMAO!! Looks like Betty White’s ass.

  27. Wake Up You Stupid Bastards

    Jessica Alba is a brainless, no talent cunt.

  28. Yoda

    She’s perfect, yes. Perfect body.
    But, she really must not like that kid of hers. She’s been away from it for like 2 months….

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    no- she IS NOT the greatest actress alive. she f-ing SUCKS! she should be lucky to even be in the movie Machete, for someone who doesn’t consider herself LATINA.

  30. chickboom

    OHHH, I get it now, actress = ass. No wonder English is so tough. lol

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