Jessica Alba is the Greatest Actress Alive
I don’t know what compelled me to write that headline, but it’s really something I don’t say about Jessica Alba enough. I just sort of woke up this morning and, for no reason whatsoever, realized she’s a phenomenal actress and should be commended as such. What’s that? You can see up her skirt? I didn’t even notice. I’ve been so captivated by her work in, uh, – *checks IMDB* – The Love Guru. Yeah, that, Dove Huju. Great movie.