Jessica Alba already roped Cash Warren into marrying her by “accidentally” getting pregnant, so you’d just assume she’d be content with what she has and not risk the irreparable damage to her body again. But then you’d realize I’m employing logic and reason and proceed to laugh heartily at my folly. Via Facebook:
It’s been a while since I’ve been on FB & I thought I’d drop by to let you all in on some exciting news>Honor is going to be a Big Sister! Cash and I are thrilled and wanted to share the news directly with you so you didn’t hear about it somewhere else. I appreciated all of the love and support you all gave me during my first pregnancy and will definitely appreciate it again this time around. Have a great day! Jess
In her defense, I don’t know how else you’d react to your last two movies being Little Fockers and the upcoming Spy Kids 4 than essentially crawling into a hole and giving up on life. On that note, congratulations! Whee, a baby!
Photos: Getty
I didn’t think jacking off on her picture would make her pregnant, but I guess I was wrong.
Lol. Sick!!!
that was stupid.
that was funny.
Sick AND funny. WIN!!
Me too! I demand a paternity test!
Honor this!
I hope this kid looks like her. Honor looks exactly like Cash.
Congrats!!
Mr Cash is three kids behind of what I would’ve done…
I’m not even sure she has the chops to act pregnant.
It ISN’T mine!!!! I’m not happy about that either ….
I would love to plant my seed in this chick.
seriously unless you’ve been snipped how the hell could you NOT get preg i’d be tappin it a cpl x a day and yeah condoms are for when u visit thailand.
RRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIINNNNEEEEEEEDDD!!!!!!!!!!
(sign) yeah If only we could go back to 2005 when she was filming Sin City and warn her of the future.
This bitch was washed up once she hit 25.
NEXT
well except she was ridic hot in machete..
too old
what kind of an expiry date is that?
Too old? How old are you 15? Or do you just like pedo’ing 15 year olds?
What does the hottest woman on the planet want most? A ruined vagina apparently.
When she reads “The Cat in the Hat” she makes up her own script. It’s what all the top moms do.
lol! nice.
Her and Cash look like brother and sister.
She once was a sex symbol who agreed to act in some of the shittiest movies ever, and now the only way she can remain in the spotlight is to pop out as many kids as possible. You are doing it wrong.
Is it Andy Samberg’s?
Can’t wait for the return of the Incredible Boobs.
Gentlemen, if you want to avoid having children, your motto in life should always be “Straight to the A”.
she is so pretty :D!! so good for her!!
Her 1st kid is named Honor? Are you fucking kidding me? Honor Cash? What’s she going to name her next crotch critter? Duty?
Cash Warren is the father so it’d be Honor Warren, smart one
It’s really too bad his last name isn’t, “Back.” Because “Cash Back” and “Honor Back” sound like two pretty strong names.
Oh noes, she’s pregnant again so all these fat nerds on here think she’s ruined D:
Who gives a fuck about you guys, she’s a mommy, very beautiful, enjoy your pathetic lives because no woman will reproduce with you, ever
yeah +1 !!
Hey, I’m not a nerd! And my mommy thinks I’m special. So *pffft*.
Fucking Jessica Alba 24 hours a day does not sound like work at all. I volunteer.
Geez, didn’t she just have the other one like 2 weeks ago? Congrats to her anyway!
Well after Cash she wants to remain single. so having two or three kids will do that.
“Jessica Alba already roped Cash Warren into marrying her by “accidentally” getting pregnant…”
Uh, what’s wrong with you? One of the cutest, hottest young piece of ass ever, who happens to be a multimillionaire, wants to have sex with him all the time; she wants him for a lifetime. And you think she has to “rope him into marrying her by accidently getting pregnant”? Dude, you need to seriously think about what you’re saying before you post it; that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever read on this website…
that was a pun. on her role in Sin City where her character used a rope.
She’s still incredibly beautiful, despite all the nutty.
I guess she didn’t get the memo about the baby fad being over. The new trend is nasty custody battles. Get with the times, Jess!
I suspect she’s looking to start Hollywood’s even more super-newest trend… nasty custody battles over unborn children! How will they ever work out the visitation rights?
The first baby did a number on her. I think #2 will finish the rest of her off. Her whole persona was based on her looks. She never was a good actress. Now what?
Omggosh you people are nuts! Even if she retires now, which she definitely wont because shes still gorgeous, she’ll have more money than any of you ever will! Just be happy for her my goodness
Hey isn’t Alyssa Milano a little old to be having kids?
She’s beautiful, but it’s only right she & that dude make a good match – two rich folks with zero personality
Leave it to the press to start calling pregnancy ‘irreparable damage’ uh, that makes me sick… yes we know the post pregnancy body will never be the same but damn!! that it is the worse thing ive ever heard anybody call… and clearly it takes two to tango so why do i feel as if the author is attacking jessica?
… you’re new here, right?
i like her so much, she is a wonderful woman and i am glad that she is pregnant again. i wish that this will be a baby girl to but to have her momy’s features.
……………mexicans need another “Drug Runner’, folks!!
She’s breeding like a Mexican.
WTF?? She roped cash warren?? That’s gotta be a friggin joke!! He roped her! He planted the silver seed and gorgeous Jessica laid his golden egg!! Seriously!! He married Jessica alba, one of the most beautiful women in the world! (The most to me) and if that’s not enough, she’s rich!! This guy scored off the charts!! Cause is kill to be with her!!!
I did’t know she was pregnant but she is prettyyy:)))))