Jessica Alba In A Bikini: A Superficial Reminder to Jessica Simpson

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Exactly one year ago today, Jessica Simpson tweeted this weight loss goal in which she aspired to look like Jessica Alba “after baby.” With that kind of vague phrasing paired with a brand new reason to eat chocolate covered chicken wings for breakfast another pregnancy, it seems like now could be the perfect time to get the economy back on track. *dials up Ben Bernanke* “Mr. Chairman? No, my name’s not important, but if you love this country you’ll put everything we’ve got into Krispy Kreme.”

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