Jessica Alba Takes Off Her Pants In ‘Sin City: A Dame To Kill For,’ Oh Thank God

June 12th, 2014 // 17 Comments
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Despite being a serious actress who’s deeply concerned with “elevating” the films she’s in, Jessica Alba has been looking a hell of a lot like a stripper who wears pants all the time in Sin City: A Dame To Kill For. Fortunately, the latest trailer shows she wears all kinds of sexy outfits, but still doesn’t get naked because it’s important her grandparents only see her viciously murder shitloads of people and never her nipples. There’s a line, people, and it separates warm, cuddly, graphic violence from devilish skin nubbins that babies get milk out of. I had to close my eyes just typing that. Their power’s that strong.

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  1. TomN

    She can look mighty good in the right pair of jeans http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dTgmoc1-rg

  2. Well, I’m sold.

  3. I don’t know about elevating the films, but she sure elevates my pants! HAHA!

  4. Deacon Jones

    Looks awesome!

    Hasn’t that black dude been dead for like the last two years?

  5. I really like the first Sin City and I suspect I’ll like the second one just as well. The only disappointment is Alba’s refusal to get naked. How old are her grandparents, anyway?

  6. Did anybody else keep pausing it at the scene with Eva Green in bed?

  7. P.T.S. (Potential Trouble Source)

    Excellent pic TomFrank’s Ghost

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