Jessica Alba Takes Off Her Pants In ‘Sin City: A Dame To Kill For,’ Oh Thank God
Despite being a serious actress who’s deeply concerned with “elevating” the films she’s in, Jessica Alba has been looking a hell of a lot like a stripper who wears pants all the time in Sin City: A Dame To Kill For. Fortunately, the latest trailer shows she wears all kinds of sexy outfits, but still doesn’t get naked because it’s important her grandparents only see her viciously murder shitloads of people and never her nipples. There’s a line, people, and it separates warm, cuddly, graphic violence from devilish skin nubbins that babies get milk out of. I had to close my eyes just typing that. Their power’s that strong.