Why Good Morning, Jessica’s Alba’s Butt in Tight Jeans, And Other News

- Gwyneth Paltrow thinks she’s Joan Jett now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Bras? Where we’re going we don’t need bras… [theCHIVE]

- Miss Venezuela nailed the shit out of the Q&A yet somehow still lost. Justice is dead. [Dlisted]

- Rebel Wilson is hosting The MTV Movie Awards. Why not? [Gossip Cop]

- What’s cool about Buckwild is when the kids eventually get pregnant, BOOM, there’s a new season of Teen Mom. And by cool I mean, why the hell didn’t the world end today? Goddammit. [BuzzFeed]

- Jesus Christ, Kelly Brook’s new calendar… [Popoholic]

- Carly Rose Sonenclar lost X Factor. Way to go, LeAnn Rimes. [TooFab]

- Justin Bieber pissed off the entire Philippines. [Celebslam]

- Channing Tatum’s child will not go hungry. [Hollywood Tuna]

- A video review of Denny’s The Hobbit menu. [FilmDrunk]

- Barbara Palvin just challenged to Selena Gomez to a boob off. That’s how I read this. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Can Man of Steel exist in The Dark Knight Universe? Yes, because money. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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