Why Good Morning, Jessica’s Alba’s Butt in Tight Jeans, And Other News

December 21st, 2012 // 11 Comments

- Gwyneth Paltrow thinks she’s Joan Jett now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Bras? Where we’re going we don’t need bras… [theCHIVE]

- Miss Venezuela nailed the shit out of the Q&A yet somehow still lost. Justice is dead. [Dlisted]

- Rebel Wilson is hosting The MTV Movie Awards. Why not? [Gossip Cop]

- What’s cool about Buckwild is when the kids eventually get pregnant, BOOM, there’s a new season of Teen Mom. And by cool I mean, why the hell didn’t the world end today? Goddammit. [BuzzFeed]

- Jesus Christ, Kelly Brook‘s new calendar… [Popoholic]

- Carly Rose Sonenclar lost X Factor. Way to go, LeAnn Rimes. [TooFab]

- Justin Bieber pissed off the entire Philippines. [Celebslam]

- Channing Tatum‘s child will not go hungry. [Hollywood Tuna]

- A video review of Denny’s The Hobbit menu. [FilmDrunk]

- Barbara Palvin just challenged to Selena Gomez to a boob off. That’s how I read this. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Can Man of Steel exist in The Dark Knight Universe? Yes, because money. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. Jessica Alba Butt Tight Jeans Target
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    This shot was not worth bothering a woman who was obviously trying hard to stimulate the CA economy.
    Bother her on the beach…not a parking garage.

  2. For a minute I thought that was Jessica Simpson.

  3. Mike

    dime a dozen over here in Canada. Ive seen better.

  4. Jessica Alba Butt Tight Jeans Target
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    They’re not tight enough…

  5. Dick Trickle

    Pretty weak. Her time has come and gone. She was always talentless, but but an uptight prude to boot. She had one job– to get naked in movies– and she fucked it right up. Adios, senorita.

  6. never understood the chatter about this broad. she has weak legs and a bony ass.
    she never had any talent.

  7. so what

    I agree with most of these comments. Alba has the acting skills of a ham sandwich and geesh that face is not pretty. She used to be sexy and still is but those are NOT tight jeans in any stretch of the word’s definition.

  8. Cj

    Never considered her sexy. Her ass is flatter than flat, she dosen´t have a waist and her face is ugly!!!!

  9. Jessica Alba Butt Tight Jeans Target
    Commented on this photo:

    That ass is not worth it anyways.

  10. Jessica Alba Butt Tight Jeans Target
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    Ugly face!

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