Jessica Alba’s Ass Can Be Bought

The new Fantastic Four trailer hit today which was stupid to mention because I don’t need an excuse to talk about Jessica Alba’s ass. Let’s try again. Here’s Jessica Alba’s ass – NO EXPLANATION. Not counting the one coming next. – which apparently she’s slathering all over social media to shill some sort of coconut water. And if this site’s taught you anything, it’s that I will repeatedly post women in bikinis next to bottles of anything like a sucker. It could be my own blood, and my only concern would be the pageviews. And the skeleton in a black hood telling me I’m going to burn for touching myself, but he’s annoying. He always does that. Just fucking ignore him.

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