Here’s an extremely pregnant Jessica Alba vacationing in Mexico yesterday demonstrating just how cheap Cash Warren is. Dude, if you wanted your wife to have bigger breasts, decent implants are, what? Ten grand? I know you only get a small weekly allowance, but sometimes you have to be a man and beg your wife for money. Even if it means she’s gonna spike her can of beer and smack you around because “nobody gotdamn cleans around here.” You kind of had it coming.
UPDATE: She did it again.
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