Here’s an extremely pregnant Jessica Alba vacationing in Mexico yesterday demonstrating just how cheap Cash Warren is. Dude, if you wanted your wife to have bigger breasts, decent implants are, what? Ten grand? I know you only get a small weekly allowance, but sometimes you have to be a man and beg your wife for money. Even if it means she’s gonna spike her can of beer and smack you around because “nobody gotdamn cleans around here.” You kind of had it coming.
UPDATE: She did it again.
Photo: Splash News
first! I’d still fuck her preggers ass – though can someone tell me what is going on with her left titty? Eh, who cares, I’ll dim the lights and soldier on.
It’s probably a vein, that’s what happens when your chest goes from ‘those are purdy’ to ‘holy shit look at those funbags’.
that’s her nip
She looks beautiful. And NATURAL.
There were plenty of shots of her alone…there was no need to include the little kids. You need the clicks that badly?
Something tells me that if we could time travel and show Jessica this photo two years ago, there would still be two sad baby souls floating around the Guf waiting for their turn to be born. There’s just no way the hottest chick alive would look at this and say “yes, THAT is the culmination of my dreams”
The boobs are nice, though.
the girl is 3 years old you pervert.
Your standards are pretty low, the hottest chick alive, sorry but Jessica Biel is the prettiest of the jessica’s, this THING, is not.
sigh…I wonder if everyone is aware they’re never seeing Jessica Alba without heavy photoshopping ever again?
tragic, just tragic.
bullshit! she bounced right back after the first one
At least now she can’t trot out that whiny line about not getting good movie roles because she’s too pretty.
That was Jessica Biel, who said that. And who is 1000 times hotter than Jessica Alba
make sure this mexican cheater is getting milked!!
ugly child
Definitely
lots of the times ugly children grow up to be beautiful and vise versa
love the tan, and the tum… : ))
…and honor is too cute )
Okay, I thought she was just fat until I saw this one. Definitely pregnant
daymn that vein on her right tit’s bigger than the one on angelina jolie’s forehead :(
Pregnant chicks are the best ! Huge fuckin tits and no chance of planting thanks to the previous guy. I’d pick a pregnant chick over a bunless one any day of the week.
win!
I love that fat vein in her right boob!!!
Sick bastard!!! You must be deprieved.
er, she had implants BEFORE the pregnancy, which kind of ruins the thrust of the ‘pregnancy as cheap alternative to implants’ idea.
True. Maybe the implant is forcing that vein to the surface.
Day-um! The Bobbie Fairy was quite generous to her.
Awesome with the legs in front of the belly not so much with the legs down.
this makes me want to cry rivers, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucc.
Jessica alba is now one big cosmic joke.
Holy crap!! Those boobs!! HUGE!!
Nom mom nom
Don’t-call-me-mexican-Alba vacations in Mexico. I smell a publicist.
Every time I see this dumbass, all I can think of is how she said basically that writers are useless and that actors come up with their whole movie. Perpetually pregnant seems about right for this retard. All that’s missing now is the bucket of fried chicken and the trailer.
My Xbf is her cousin, and believe me, “‘tard” runs in the family.
The best thing is that women visit Mexico!!!!!!!!!
That first shot is a bonified nipple slip.
Those are some ugly fat tits. I’ve had pregnant boobs but damn it looks like her veins are trying to run away. Give those puppies some support!! Mine never did sag that hardcore in pregnancy. Is it the implants? Who knows.
she looks wonderful! lush, and glowy, and wonderful in her bikini. And by the way, Jessica Alba’s pregnant body trumps 99% of all the non-pregnant bodies out there!
RIGHT ON!!! You are the only intelligent person on this blog.
RRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUIIIIINNNEEEEEED!
Rejoice, Cheetos addict. Whatever makes you feel better.
Nothing is wrong with this girl. Maybe she’s not made for acting but there is nothing wrong with her looks.
Pregnant again!!! Hey, I’m ALL FOR IT! Anything that keeps this dumb cunt outta pictures, off television, and except for here, out of the media, is a GREAT thing.
Sure, she’s cute, got a good body, all the “superficial” things, problem with her is she’s just a dumb cunt who doesn’t know shit, and keeps opening that cock-sucking hole to speak, when she should only be opening it to suck cock.
She’s Joe Biden with big tits, a sloppy cunt, and a punished asshole.
You sicko should not be commenting on any blog. Idiots like you should be locked up in prison for being so disrespectful to women. Just because you can’t get any, shut the hell up. Your user name suits you, you got your a– on backwards and your sitting on your brain (if you got any). Have respect for pregnant women. It’s unfortunate your “mother” carried you to full term, should have aborted you. Lord knows she didn’t raise you right. This world does not need the likes of you.
that looks like a pasty, not implants or a vein
boooorrrriiinnngggg! fucking jubba the hut . either show us breastfeeding or birthing pics
Your sick in the head. Need to see somebody for help. If this is boring go do something constructive instead of destructive.
successful troll is…
her boobs doesn’t turn me on. enough said.
Those boobs are really big this time. I think she won’t recover 100 percent from this pregnancy, we might get more curveous Jessica this time. She is pretty thick.
i would cum and knock her up again