Jessica Alba’s In A Bikini

April 8th, 2013 // 47 Comments

Here an buttload of photos from Jessica Alba‘s weekend in St. Barts which should pretty much sell themselves. In the meantime, Nicole Richie was there, too, so below are bikini pics of her in case anyone wants to confirm they have a tumor by clicking on them instead of Jessica Alba’s ridiculous ass. Your mother and I are concerned about your health.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. FattyFatty2X4

    Milftastic!!!

  2. Bundy

    Losing some tone in the ass, but still 9/10

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    Buddy The Elf
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    very nice

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    Little Tongue
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    Unperkiest boobs ever. No one’s perfect.

    • Jack Ketch

      Two pregnancies are unkind to your tits. I’ll bet Jessica Simpson will be nowhere NEAR this kind of shape – ever again.

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    Inner Retard
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    A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise. Feel like a young boy who just figured out what fun boobs really are.

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    She could climb over me anytime! O.o

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    SprechenSieDouche
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    fart sound

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    Deacon Jones
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    Pretty impressive……

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    CrashHell
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    WHERE IS ALL THE BLOOD THAT WAS IN MY BRAIN??? I CAN’T WALK AROUND LIKE THIS!!!

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    I will always be in love with this woman. Just perfection.

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    Brit
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    Camel Toe Ahoy, Captain!

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    The Pope
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    Cash Warren is James Bond. There’s no other possible explanation.

  13. Grand Dragon

    She’s had two kids? Why doesn’t she have the blacksmith’s apron hanging over her vagina, the stomach that looks like she was mauled by a tiger, or the morbid obesity of all the mothers of two children I drunkenly sleep with?

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    ScotlandThe Brave
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    Owners of Eden Rock, St Barts have just scooped $billions of free publicity. Fast forward a few months when the resort will be filled with lonely internet geeks looking for hot women.

  15. Jessica Alba Bikini
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    Still a legendary ass.

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    ScotlandThe Brave
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    Really pale woman on right is reflecting so much sunlight -
    (a) NASA is complaining that the Hubble telescope is blinded
    (b) Climate change scientists are reporting global temperature has fallen 0.7C since Thursday.

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    ScotlandThe Brave
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    Just out of frame – long line of guys toting tubes of soothing cream to massage into her sunburn.

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    I wouldn’t even mind if she suffocated me with that.

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    If only she had become a pornstar instead. That ass was meant to be pounded.

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    Skeeter
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    I would absolutely tongue her asshole and then bang it repeatedly.

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    tlmck
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    The ass is back!!!

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    Dick
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    That’s how a real woman looks from behind. The rest are walruses.

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    toe jam
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    Not.of.this.earth. That body is killer.

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    Teddy
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    CLEAN UP ON ASILE 3…I just made a mess in my pants

  25. Jessica Alba Bikini
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    Uh-oh! Someone forgot to use sunblock! Can someone please get word to her that I am available to apply and re-apply, when needed, sun protection?

  26. Jessica Alba Bikini
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    Why do you have to mix this shit in here? I like happy Jessica enjoying me watching her from afar. I don’t need condemning Jessica judging me right now.

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    ITOLDYOU
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    Now this is what I call “AN NICE ASS”>

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    léo
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    i’m in love

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    WAIT!!! THIS IS FREE????
    Who the hell have I been paying the $50 a month to?

    Thanks for telling me how to view a website!

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    john
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    what an butt

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    john
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    makes U cry

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    john
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    she is so hot . Leave that husband & come to me.

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    john
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    I am in love with this women she is on fire.

  34. ML

    How can anyone find her attractive?? Shes sooooooooooo ugly!!

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    marvel
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    Are you kidding? She looks absolutely disgusting.

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    Kanka
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    I didn’t think it was possible to look that nasty. But she proves me wrong again.

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    apple
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    Thats gotta be the weirdest ass ive ever seen.

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    Camon
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    Stop photographing that poor disgusting creature. We have seen enough of her ugliness.

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    camon
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    One word: Square!

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    “Yar! I’m going to plunder that booty” – Cap’n Stabbin

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    coljack
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    If she weren’t wearing a wedding ring, I would think this was a still from Flipper 2.

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    bruno
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    very nice jessica. keep up the good looks.

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    I could spend all day in that ass.

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    Mama Pinkus
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    she’s looking a bit squatty

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