Jessica Alba Bikini Pics Seem Like A Good Note To Come Back On And Other News

- A word on Axl Jack, the first baby delivered penilely. [Lainey Gossip]

- Miley Cyrus understands she’s fucked up. [Dlisted]

- Girls With Future Lower Back Problems never take a break. [theCHIVE]

- LeAnn Rimes and Brandi Glanville are still catty as fuck. [Fishwrapper]

- Lance Bass got engaged. [tooFab]

- How “Clue” Went From Forgotten Flop To Cult Triumph [BuzzFeed]

- Holy hell, whoever Natasha Barnard is… [Popoholic]

- The inventor of the foam finger hates Miley Cyrus now. [IDLYITW]

- Arianny Celeste is still tweeting bikini photos. Thank God. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Robert Pattinson is done pandering to Twilight fans now. [Celebslam]

- Irina Shayk poses for Sports Illustrated Spain. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Taylor Swift was telling Selena Gomez to shut the fuck up, you guys. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Wait. There are HIV deniers? Sometimes, America, sometimes… [FilmDrunk]

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