Jessica Alba Bikini Pics Seem Like A Good Note To Come Back On And Other News

September 3rd, 2013 // 14 Comments

- A word on Axl Jack, the first baby delivered penilely. [Lainey Gossip]

- Miley Cyrus understands she’s fucked up. [Dlisted]

- Girls With Future Lower Back Problems never take a break. [theCHIVE]

- LeAnn Rimes and Brandi Glanville are still catty as fuck. [Fishwrapper]

- Lance Bass got engaged. [tooFab]

- How “Clue” Went From Forgotten Flop To Cult Triumph [BuzzFeed]

- Holy hell, whoever Natasha Barnard is… [Popoholic]

- The inventor of the foam finger hates Miley Cyrus now. [IDLYITW]

- Arianny Celeste is still tweeting bikini photos. Thank God. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Robert Pattinson is done pandering to Twilight fans now. [Celebslam]

- Irina Shayk poses for Sports Illustrated Spain. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Taylor Swift was telling Selena Gomez to shut the fuck up, you guys. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Wait. There are HIV deniers? Sometimes, America, sometimes… [FilmDrunk]

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  1. She still looks awesome.

  2. JC

    I kind of want to punch her ever since I saw her in those LegalZoom ads, in which she:
    1. talks about how she had to start her own company to make baby food because she didn’t want to feed her kids the same crap as the rest of us serfs, and
    2. pretends she used some internet legal service to start a company instead of an army of high-paid lawyers.

    We don’t need another Goopy.
    We don’t need organic Tibetan baby food.
    All we want is life beyond the Thunderdome.

    • Emma Watson's Vagina

      1. a lot of actresses are doing that. too lazy to see if she is willing to sell the baby food to the serfs. if so then it’s not conceit but a sales pitch.
      2. some internet legal service and high paid lawyers are almost the same thing.

      so she is pretty much either the same or less arrogant than Gwyneth Paltrow . so unless you are in her circle the best thing is to either ignore her or rub one off when she does bikini ,nudity and/or sex scenes either for movies or the paps.

    • Trek Girl

      Her company is actually meant for us regular people. It features natural bath and body products (great for babies and people with sensitive skin and allergies), diapers and wipes, vitamins for mother and child, all sorts of cleaning products, and even bundles of products that make buying simpler and more affordable.

      I’m no fan of Alba’s, but her company, which is called The Honest Co., is practical and and is not like Gwyneth’s Goop stuff.

  3. Jessica Alba Bikini Beach Cover
    Derek Zoolander
    Commented on this photo:

    Either she’s been sitting down with a tight bikini squishing her stomach or that’s a tummy tuck scar… and a well done one at that

  4. cc

    I hate her husband.

  5. Isn’t “Axl Jack” something you use to change a tire?

  6. Jessica Alba Bikini Beach Cover
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    If I was a woman, and a lesbian, this is what my dreams would be like.

  7. Jessica Alba Bikini Beach Cover
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Best carnival ride ever!

  8. Jessica Alba Bikini Beach Cover
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s a little too late for that.

  9. Ha! Clue. I remember literally thinking when it came out, “Having three different endings is a great idea! People will pay three times so they can see every version!” (I was young and naïve.)

    As for HIV deniers, yup, they’re still around. One of them was just elected chair of the Oregon Republican Party last month:

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