It’s been seven whole months since Jessica Alba‘s worn a bikini in front of the paparazzi, and if you’re wondering how she could do such a thing, she’s a horrible racist who hates seeing beautiful women of color on the Internet. There’s no easy way to put it.
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That kid is going to have a very confused sex life.
Jessica Alba in a bikini blowing sounds so much sexier than it is.
This is a Photoshop opportunity.
whats with her hip or thigh there…its looks like a giant bubble hips.
meh nothing special.
She should stick to testifying to congress about chemicals in consumer products. Or hard-core smeared mascara humilation porn. Yeah, one of those.
No ass. No, thank you.
Thank you!
As if the kid’s Oedipal complex wasn’t going to bad enough already . . .
It’s a girl
Blow baby blow!
Not fair that she looks like this after 2 kids. I think she’s a cyborg.
she kinda is in terms of eating. I read her family is quite fat and she started cooking separately for herself since she was like 12. that’s a dedication
yeah, she looks amazing
For an actress who cannot act she needs to be more spectacular than that
Never a truer insult written…
Just a magically delicious woman.
was a delicious woman. i wouldn’t kick her out of bed but she might be happy or pissed to know if i banged her it would be more than 5 minutes.and you know how certain women who hate having a guy in them for more than that time.
So you’re saying women generally tell you “get the hell off me”?
Her daughter has an unfortunate face. Too bad for the father’s genes.
well Jessica is a very good mother. showing her daughter how to fellate an inflatable pillow.
No boobs.
No waist.
Flat ass.
This is why only men from fat countries think this bimbo is a sex symbol.
PJ… you’re a cunt. I hope you take that in the spirit it’s being offered in.
@PJ And YOU are to blame for the Kardashians.
“Mommy, why is my floatie-toy smiling?”
She looks great. But 2 kids made her body softer.
i mean she looks slim and all for having recently given birth but not impressed with her body shape…wide waist and no hips…if thats what getting pregnant does to you than no thanks.
Nobody wants to impregnate you anyway
its not what it does, its just how she is. she never had a waist
Sadly, that kid is gonna grow up hating her father for that forehead.
Pay attention sweety! You’ll need to know this later if you want to make it in Hollywood.
poses from someone who knows she is being photographed!
Old. Toss her out and replace her with Minka.
she lied about her stretch marks. she doesn’t have any!
lucky her.
I’m sick of this bitch. She was never hot. I have dozens of women walking around my neighborhood who look better than her and I’ve banged my share of them. If this bitch wasn’t famous nobody would ever approach her. You people drool all over celebs who are average looking at best. Pathetic. You geeks need to get out and meet some real women. If you actually leave the house you’ll run into tons of girls that make this one look ordinary.
No most girls look like they need to join a gym, I wish there was an endless splupy of women that looked like Jessica Alba. But have you been to the mall lately and watched all the women waddle around? Not exactly Hollywood material.
ONE… of my on/off switches!
She is disgusting!!!! Never seen uglier movie star!!!!