- Prince Harry banged a Real Housewife? How positively ribald. *sips tea with pinky up* [Popeater]
- Kevin Spacey handles being asked if he’s gay like a champ. [Lainey Gossip]
- Mariah Carey is birthing twins. Of course. [Dlisted]
- JWoww’s giant fake breasts sell stuff. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Thora Birch and her dad are Billy Bobbing it. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Johnny Depp: Master of the Shadows. [Hollywood Life]
- Shia LaBeouf goes out in public without tossing coffee on someone. Amazing… [Popsugar]
- Olivia Wilde does Women’s Health. [Just Jared]
- Diddy’s music is lighting girls on fire. [Bossip]
- Hollywood’s Sexiest Santa’s [Maxim.com]
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She has self worth issues… Sounds like she would be fun.
I bet she has a hot taco pussy!
she reminds me of a very beautiful Bembi :)
Pretty girl. Ugly dress.
Motherhood has been good to Ms.Alba! Definitely a MILF!
The hair and dress are awful. It is sad when those are the things that really come to mind 1st when seeing her.
HEYYY FISHHHH…dude, you never post tits anymore. Cleavage is all well and good…but without nipples, breasts are pointless. (Get it? Nipples…Pointless…).
So let’s see some SKIN!!!
That lama wooled dress is…interesting…
she is suffering the “Michael Jackson-syndrom”.(turning white)
LOOKING WHITE BECAUSE THEY’RE AFRAID TO BE BLACK.
She’s not black. If anything, she’s half brown.
She’s not black at all! She’s white hespanic.
You poor unevolved little chimp!
Specifically, she’s a combination of Mexican, French, and Danish according to the internet movie database.
she looks super-good
hate the new hairdo… she looks pregnant?
Getting fat.
Beautiful.
Jessica Alba with Dustin Hoffman and Barbra Streisand. All happily making up their lines.
I’ll take ‘Other News’ for 400, Alex.
She was always a lame looking chica. Watch dark angel where she looks more dramatically like herself– fugly– which I thought was the point. Now she just looks fake with crap blonde hair, colored contacts, and those dumb awkward poses. She’s got a real slovenly slut way about her which I guess you can’t beat out of the bone. Beyonce is a way better looking contemporary to her.