Jesse Metcalfe (Desperate Housewives, John Tucker Must Die) got his shit wrecked last night when he made a comment to a friend of actress Taryn Manning. Judging by the conveniently-worn gloves and the ridiculous right hook I’m guessing the guy is a UFC-wannabe. Check out the video after the jump. Jesse gets super laid out. For those of you who can’t watch videos, here are some pics and allow me to offer a brief recap:
Jesse Metcalfe: Hello, person. I’m TV’s Jesse Metcalfe.
KERPOW!
Jesse Metcalfe: Aw, man. I’m totally knocked out.
Punchman: I EAT WHEATIES ALL DAMN DAY!
Photos: Pacific Coast News
What the fuck?
Is this the kind of stories we will be getting now that Britney is cured of her crazy?
FISH-HEAD U SUK!
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!
im in ur base killin ur d00dz lulz
I knew Jesse Metcalfe was a total fag, but WOAH!
whoever that guy was, i love him for lifting jesse’s shirt!
McLovin you can take a punch like a champ!
HES SO HOT
wow, jesse really doesn’t have an extensive profanity vocabulary, now does he.
Haha… You just got your clock cleaned & all you can parrot is ‘whatha’fu*k? whatha’fu*k? whathafuc*k?’… what an incredible faggot-ass pussy.
It takes a real tough guy to sucker punch someone. None the less it was amusing. He was probably just mad that his biotch let Metcalf give it to her in the ass and not him.
Jesus…what a candy-assed fight.
What the Fuck?
/hehehe
I want to know what he said to make tht guy freak out like that!
You just got knocked the FUCKED out!!!!
hahah what a pussy didnt even try to fight back,
You just got the knocked the FUCK out !!!
love how he’s all tough after the bouncers step in to seperate them
Pussy had 6″ on his reach and he still let the punch get buy – weak.
Dude he got fuckin taken!
@12 – A fight is when TWO sides are at it…
@12 – A fight is when TWO sides are at it…
that shit was staged! SHENANIGANS!!
Awwww, let mommie take care of that boo boo sweet cheeks. Here let me lay my breasts across your face, that’s right. You can blow raspberries if you want. Seriously.
growls.
@ 11… what exactly about his punch would cause you to label it a “sucker punch?” They were both face to face and JM clearly had time to raise his hand and try to defend himself. I like how every pussy that gets beaten fair and square has to come up with an excuse as to why it happened. Admit it, you got your ass kicked. It happens.
The only thing pussy about this fight was the sucker punch. Real fights go to the ground. He knew the bouncers were going to jump in, and just wanted to get a hit off.
so.. fish is there a reason that this website http://www.recentgossip.com/ has exactly all the same stuff yours does word for word minus the pictures? has anyone else noticed this??
That’s some funny shit… and Jesse is looking a bit porky these days. Put down the cheeseburgers fatass!!!
Did you see how Jesse fell on to his back? That’s a great homosexual ploy to stop a fight: fall down.
It serves two functions simoutaniously — the first is to stop the fight. No homosexual wants to mess his hair up.
The second, and designed to be the most poingnant, is to entice the aggressor in to raunchy public sodomy.
simultaneously*
Dick, you fucking moron.
This is typical TMZ bullshit. The most important part of this video is the part that is edited out. Fuck, I hate TMZ! Have any of you suffered throught the half hour TV show? It blows!!
so.. fish is there a reason that this website http://www.recentgossip.com/ has exactly all the same stuff yours does word for word minus the pictures? has anyone else noticed this??
What a weak assed punch. He got right back up. I thought it would be a KO
I’d make a man out of him. Give me two hours. And some restraints.
*lips twitch*
He will be mine.
WOOOOOHAAA!!! Got dat azz in check!
What an old fashioned haymaker. How did he allow that to hit him? It took about 15 seconds.
My guess is that he was saying to himself in a homosexual voice: “No he is NOT throwing that punch at me. That punch had BETTER not make its way over her Mr. Man.”
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Kick his ass Sea bass!!
WHAT??? that’s super crazy and GANGsta…Whatever happened to break dance fighting? WOOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The person saying “ma’am” over and over, who exactly are they talking to? I don’t see any women….hmmm….
JMLTC
WHAT??? that’s super crazy and GANGsta…Whatever happened to break dance fighting? WOOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That’s bullshit. Suckerpunching someone isn’t the same as knocking them out. Only pussies sucker punch people like that.
#25 do you even know what a fight is? One punch that does no damage does not mean someone lost a fight. I think the guy barely caught Jesse or had no power behind the punch. He was knocked off balance not knocked out at all. As for anyone who says jesse had time to defend or strike first I’m sure like a normal person he didn’t want to fight so his first instinct was not start throwing punches.
This was obviously just a clever promotion for Calvin Klein underwear.
HIDDY HO everyone I’m just letting everyone know that today is Friday and I’m on the warpath! I’ve repeatedly asked everyone to not leave any food in the breakroom fridge over the weekends. It’s getting really stinky, and I’m taking matters into my own hands. The fridge in the break room will be cleaned out TODAY at 4PM SHARP! Now might be a good time to grab any leftovers you have in the fridge because this afternoon they’re history!
PS, just to show I’m not a meanie, I’m still taking cookie orders for my Staecie’s girl scout troop. Stop by my cube to sign up.
This is sooooooooooooooooo obviously a staged PR promotion. This whole group of guys should be ashamed of themselves for thinking that the public is as ignorant as they are.
haha jesse’s a pussy.
…anyone grabs my neck they’re goin down like a bag of bricks.
I want to kick this guy in is pee pee.
causeyourhot.com
I love how slowly Nancy – oops, I mean Jesse – moved toward the other guy after he got up. Yeah, those bodyguards really had to hustle to stop his counterattack. And you just know later that night Jesse reached the ceiling while rubbing one out thinking about the guy.