Jesse Metcalfe eats a knuckle sandwich

Jesse Metcalfe (Desperate Housewives, John Tucker Must Die) got his shit wrecked last night when he made a comment to a friend of actress Taryn Manning. Judging by the conveniently-worn gloves and the ridiculous right hook I’m guessing the guy is a UFC-wannabe. Check out the video after the jump. Jesse gets super laid out. For those of you who can’t watch videos, here are some pics and allow me to offer a brief recap:

Jesse Metcalfe: Hello, person. I’m TV’s Jesse Metcalfe.

KERPOW!

Jesse Metcalfe: Aw, man. I’m totally knocked out.

Punchman: I EAT WHEATIES ALL DAMN DAY!

Photos: Pacific Coast News