Jesse Metcalfe (Desperate Housewives, John Tucker Must Die) got his shit wrecked last night when he made a comment to a friend of actress Taryn Manning. Judging by the conveniently-worn gloves and the ridiculous right hook I’m guessing the guy is a UFC-wannabe. Check out the video after the jump. Jesse gets super laid out. For those of you who can’t watch videos, here are some pics and allow me to offer a brief recap:
Jesse Metcalfe: Hello, person. I’m TV’s Jesse Metcalfe.
KERPOW!
Jesse Metcalfe: Aw, man. I’m totally knocked out.
Punchman: I EAT WHEATIES ALL DAMN DAY!
Photos: Pacific Coast News
hanjobsolo | February 8, 2008 at 10:21 am
What the fuck?
boo | February 8, 2008 at 10:22 am
Is this the kind of stories we will be getting now that Britney is cured of her crazy?
mim | February 8, 2008 at 10:23 am
FISH-HEAD U SUK!
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!
say10 | February 8, 2008 at 10:24 am
im in ur base killin ur d00dz lulz
coach_d | February 8, 2008 at 10:28 am
I knew Jesse Metcalfe was a total fag, but WOAH!
stardust | February 8, 2008 at 10:29 am
whoever that guy was, i love him for lifting jesse’s shirt!
cincy_jwilson | February 8, 2008 at 10:30 am
McLovin you can take a punch like a champ!
fleesh | February 8, 2008 at 10:34 am
HES SO HOT
emily | February 8, 2008 at 10:34 am
wow, jesse really doesn’t have an extensive profanity vocabulary, now does he.
coach_d | February 8, 2008 at 10:34 am
Haha… You just got your clock cleaned & all you can parrot is ‘whatha’fu*k? whatha’fu*k? whathafuc*k?’… what an incredible faggot-ass pussy.
Dirk Diggler | February 8, 2008 at 10:37 am
It takes a real tough guy to sucker punch someone. None the less it was amusing. He was probably just mad that his biotch let Metcalf give it to her in the ass and not him.
meh | February 8, 2008 at 10:37 am
Jesus…what a candy-assed fight.
pointandlaugh | February 8, 2008 at 10:38 am
What the Fuck?
/hehehe
Jenn | February 8, 2008 at 10:39 am
I want to know what he said to make tht guy freak out like that!
Smokey | February 8, 2008 at 10:39 am
You just got knocked the FUCKED out!!!!
douche bigalow | February 8, 2008 at 10:40 am
hahah what a pussy didnt even try to fight back,
Smokey | February 8, 2008 at 10:40 am
You just got the knocked the FUCK out !!!
surrounded by idiots | February 8, 2008 at 10:41 am
love how he’s all tough after the bouncers step in to seperate them
ph7 | February 8, 2008 at 10:42 am
Pussy had 6″ on his reach and he still let the punch get buy – weak.
Kelso | February 8, 2008 at 10:43 am
Dude he got fuckin taken!
Samuel | February 8, 2008 at 10:45 am
@12 – A fight is when TWO sides are at it…
Samuel | February 8, 2008 at 10:45 am
@12 – A fight is when TWO sides are at it…
go_for_kate | February 8, 2008 at 10:46 am
that shit was staged! SHENANIGANS!!
lipper | February 8, 2008 at 10:47 am
Awwww, let mommie take care of that boo boo sweet cheeks. Here let me lay my breasts across your face, that’s right. You can blow raspberries if you want. Seriously.
growls.
joeypants | February 8, 2008 at 10:50 am
@ 11… what exactly about his punch would cause you to label it a “sucker punch?” They were both face to face and JM clearly had time to raise his hand and try to defend himself. I like how every pussy that gets beaten fair and square has to come up with an excuse as to why it happened. Admit it, you got your ass kicked. It happens.
TetraShiva | February 8, 2008 at 10:52 am
The only thing pussy about this fight was the sucker punch. Real fights go to the ground. He knew the bouncers were going to jump in, and just wanted to get a hit off.
me | February 8, 2008 at 10:53 am
so.. fish is there a reason that this website http://www.recentgossip.com/ has exactly all the same stuff yours does word for word minus the pictures? has anyone else noticed this??
jimmyeatworld | February 8, 2008 at 10:54 am
That’s some funny shit… and Jesse is looking a bit porky these days. Put down the cheeseburgers fatass!!!
D. Richards (Surgeon.) | February 8, 2008 at 10:55 am
Did you see how Jesse fell on to his back? That’s a great homosexual ploy to stop a fight: fall down.
It serves two functions simoutaniously — the first is to stop the fight. No homosexual wants to mess his hair up.
The second, and designed to be the most poingnant, is to entice the aggressor in to raunchy public sodomy.
Son-of D. Richards | February 8, 2008 at 10:56 am
simultaneously*
Dick, you fucking moron.
Mal Reynolds | February 8, 2008 at 10:57 am
This is typical TMZ bullshit. The most important part of this video is the part that is edited out. Fuck, I hate TMZ! Have any of you suffered throught the half hour TV show? It blows!!
me | February 8, 2008 at 10:58 am
so.. fish is there a reason that this website http://www.recentgossip.com/ has exactly all the same stuff yours does word for word minus the pictures? has anyone else noticed this??
joco | February 8, 2008 at 11:00 am
What a weak assed punch. He got right back up. I thought it would be a KO
lipper | February 8, 2008 at 11:00 am
I’d make a man out of him. Give me two hours. And some restraints.
*lips twitch*
He will be mine.
RCA | February 8, 2008 at 11:01 am
WOOOOOHAAA!!! Got dat azz in check!
HuckyDucky | February 8, 2008 at 11:05 am
What an old fashioned haymaker. How did he allow that to hit him? It took about 15 seconds.
My guess is that he was saying to himself in a homosexual voice: “No he is NOT throwing that punch at me. That punch had BETTER not make its way over her Mr. Man.”
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Gerald_Tarrant | February 8, 2008 at 11:05 am
Kick his ass Sea bass!!
Peas and Nuts! | February 8, 2008 at 11:08 am
WHAT??? that’s super crazy and GANGsta…Whatever happened to break dance fighting? WOOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
caljenna66 | February 8, 2008 at 11:11 am
The person saying “ma’am” over and over, who exactly are they talking to? I don’t see any women….hmmm….
LadyJane | February 8, 2008 at 11:13 am
JMLTC
Peas and Nuts! | February 8, 2008 at 11:13 am
WHAT??? that’s super crazy and GANGsta…Whatever happened to break dance fighting? WOOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RAR | February 8, 2008 at 11:14 am
That’s bullshit. Suckerpunching someone isn’t the same as knocking them out. Only pussies sucker punch people like that.
huh | February 8, 2008 at 11:15 am
#25 do you even know what a fight is? One punch that does no damage does not mean someone lost a fight. I think the guy barely caught Jesse or had no power behind the punch. He was knocked off balance not knocked out at all. As for anyone who says jesse had time to defend or strike first I’m sure like a normal person he didn’t want to fight so his first instinct was not start throwing punches.
Smivey | February 8, 2008 at 11:16 am
This was obviously just a clever promotion for Calvin Klein underwear.
Sheila, Executive Assistant from Office Management | February 8, 2008 at 11:19 am
HIDDY HO everyone I’m just letting everyone know that today is Friday and I’m on the warpath! I’ve repeatedly asked everyone to not leave any food in the breakroom fridge over the weekends. It’s getting really stinky, and I’m taking matters into my own hands. The fridge in the break room will be cleaned out TODAY at 4PM SHARP! Now might be a good time to grab any leftovers you have in the fridge because this afternoon they’re history!
PS, just to show I’m not a meanie, I’m still taking cookie orders for my Staecie’s girl scout troop. Stop by my cube to sign up.
Fake Fight | February 8, 2008 at 11:20 am
This is sooooooooooooooooo obviously a staged PR promotion. This whole group of guys should be ashamed of themselves for thinking that the public is as ignorant as they are.
combustion8 | February 8, 2008 at 11:21 am
haha jesse’s a pussy.
…anyone grabs my neck they’re goin down like a bag of bricks.
Karen | February 8, 2008 at 11:23 am
I want to kick this guy in is pee pee.
causeyourhot.com | February 8, 2008 at 11:24 am
causeyourhot.com
gits | February 8, 2008 at 11:27 am
I love how slowly Nancy – oops, I mean Jesse – moved toward the other guy after he got up. Yeah, those bodyguards really had to hustle to stop his counterattack. And you just know later that night Jesse reached the ceiling while rubbing one out thinking about the guy.