Jesse Metcalfe checks into rehab

Superficial / March 22, 2007
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A rep for Jesse Metcalfe confirmed that he checked into a rehab center for alcohol abuse this week. His rep released a statement saying:

“On Monday, March 19, Jesse Metcalfe entered a rehab facility to deal with alcohol issues. He realized he had a problem and was anxious to deal with it immediately. The actor, best known as the hunky gardener on the ABC show ‘Desperate Housewives’ and the star of the film ‘John Tucker Must Die,’ hopes that the media will allow him the privacy to deal properly with his treatment.”

Jesus Christ it must suck to be somebody’s rep, because you have to refer to people like Jesse Metcalfe as “the hunky gardener on the ABC show ‘Desperate Housewives’ and the star of the film ‘John Tucker Must Die.'” If I had that job I’d just refer to all my clients as Douchebag 1, Douchebag 2, etc. Unless I represented Angelina Jolie. Then I’d just remove my pants and refer to her as “My Love.”

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