Jesse James responds to Sandra Bullock

April 28th, 2010 // 43 Comments

Seen here outside his restaurant yesterday, Jesse James has issued a response to People regarding Sandra Bullock’s announcement she’s filing for divorce:

On the PR baby:
“The love I have for Louis cannot be put to words. Not having him around to love and to hold has left a huge hole in my heart.”

On the divorce:
“Sandy is the love of my life, but considering the pain and devastation I have caused her, it would be selfish to not let her go.”

On trying to be the best husband to the woman he just said he let go:
“I have always taken great pride in proving people wrong. That time has come once again to show that I am not what everyone says I am. I know in my heart that I can be the best father possible to my four children, and the mate Sandy deserves, and realize that this is an incredible mountain to climb.”

On honoring the deal everyone made before calling People:
“I ask that you please do not judge Sandy for the things I have done. She has done no wrong. She played no part in any of this. She has been an amazing wife, mother, and best friend, for the over 6 years we have been together.”

Jesus Christ. They might as well go ahead and release the sex tape because I don’t how that last part translates to anything but “She sucked a helluva Hitler-cock.” Linguistic experts are nodding in their head in agreement with me then Googling “Hitler-cock” because they’re secretly perverts. (I’m on to you.)

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  1. Deacon Jones

    “because they’re secretly perverts”

    lol

  2. cunning_linguist

    I’m not secretly a pervert, I wear it proud like a neon sign over my head

    …now back to hitler penis

  3. Bogus Boris

    Give him a red cap with a big white “M” on it.

  4. McBiff

    Nice outfit Super Mario

  5. Pussy Galore

    McBiff!! I was thinking the same thing!! LOL!

  6. The Rev. Billy Graham

    Sandy the pinchy-faced killjoy got her little black toy, delivered right on schedule by a White House aide, so she has no need to be her usual manly aggressive self during the divorce. It’s not his fault that she’s boring in bed – just look at her movies, she plays the same character every time.

  7. RoboZombie

    Back to your trailer park!!! (not that there’s anything wrong with living in a trailer park)

  8. Tek

    I see you’re still reaching with this sex tape bullshit.

  9. laura

    HAHAHAHA he does look like super mario! he’s so ugly and disgusting how can any woman do him?!?! let alone poor sandra! ewww this guy!

  10. sasha

    Who wrote all that crap for you Jesse? If you really believed all that you wouldn’t have done what you did. You’re just a selfish child not a grown man. I hate to think of what your children will see and hear whether they are “raised” by either you or their mother.

  11. hateyoufornoreason

    Who is Louis??

  12. Alex Milstein

    Why your snarky comment re the “PR baby?’ Why must you demean a rather wonderful choice Sandra Bullock made.

    This was done before her marriage fell apart. It was not designed as PR for her first return to the public spotlight. She wanted a child. She is in her 40s. She made a movie about a family that adopts. She felt a connection to New Orleans. So she adopted. And she adopted an American baby. No need to be exotic. And the baby is African-American, which makes puts him in to the group of children that most adoptive parents ignore.

    AND AND AND…she kept the whole thing quiet – intentionally seeking to avoid publicity – until she reached the point where she knew she would have to reveal her choice.

    And yet, you have to snark it up. Pathetic.

  13. Steelrod

    Shut your crying vagina, Alex Milstein!

  14. timmy the dying boy

    Aw, that’s nice. Now he has a hole in his heart to go with the hole in his head.

  15. Kisdaring

    It’s Me Mario..I know cheat..Much.

  16. Alex Milstein

    And you can pull that steelrod out of where it’s stuck.

    Sad to think that you are part of the future. A reminder…not everything that people do deserves a snarky response just for the snake of being snarky, or showing how relentlessly hip you think you are.

  17. Alex Milstein

    O.K. I realize I’m being a total douche. I admit it, I cried gay tears when I saw that picture a sweet black baby, Louis. Chronic masturbation to Taylor Lautner pics on this site will never bring me my own baby and Sandy’s little choclate chip made my insides quiver.

    Snark away readers as I really am taking celebrity smegma much too seriously as I am void of a life with any substance.

  18. Jesus Gonzalez

    Alex, are you a man or woman? I hope a woman as you’re coming off as a fruitknob. Why are you so upset about some broad and a baby, neither of which you know?

  19. wrecked 'em

    On honoring the deal everyone made before calling People:

    “I ask that you please do not judge Sandy for the things I have done. She has done no wrong. She played no part in any of this. She has been an amazing wife, mother, and best friend, for the over 6 years we have been together.”

    Yeah, cause if you can’t get your wife to read from, Mein Kampf, while you’re doggin’ her from behind, you just gotta find yourself a Bombshell McGee who will.

  20. So where is this sex tape?

  21. D

    Does this mean Sandra Bullock is the Princess?

  22. Alex Milstein

    Jesus, I am a male. Fully heterosexual. Older than dirt. Married 35 years. Two kids in their 20s.

    And, yes, I do not know Sandra Bullock. But I am fed up with the attitude of most of these internet gossips, who feel the need to disparage everyone.

    What did Sandra Bullock ever do to the Superficial that they feel the need to call her baby a ‘PR’ baby? And the funny thing is that I can post the many reasons why they are wrong and because I cut into everybody’s negativity, I’m the bad guy. I’m the fruitknob.

    I’m guessing you still won’t understand what I am saying. Have a happy life.

  23. Koopa

    the baby will grow up to be a well rounded flying bullet with teeth.

  24. Alex Milstein

    And, to poster #18…amazing that you must hide behind my name for your little rant.

    If you believe what you are saying, then why can’t you use your own name?

  25. kanyeisgay

    Jesse did the right thing screwing these skanks ! Can you imagine the fight they got into when she said she wanted a black Stunt Baby !

  26. Lisa

    This comment: “Sandy is the love of my life, but considering the pain and devastation I have caused her, it would be selfish to not let her go,” says this guy is a blame-shifter – the root cause of discontent in humans – (now he is the martyr in case you didn’t get it)

  27. Lisa

    Blame-shifting is common amongst the illiterate for obvious reasons.

  28. He did it once and do it again! Everyone knows that you&;re too good for him and easily better.Jesse, you had to Sandra Bullock, because even see the skanks in this direction.

  29. captain america

    ……………try to fuck a cup of coffee?

  30. Sol

    This is real-life The-princess-is-in-another-castle shit right here.

  31. Darrin

    I suddenly like him again – I’d be gone in one second flat if my wife started talking about raising a black child (aka: 2010′s equivalent of the purse-size Chihuahua).

  32. Jon

    Louis = the black Jewish toy.. er I mean baby.

  33. I suddenly like him again – I’d be gone in one second flat if my wife started talking about raising a black child (aka: 2010′s equivalent of the purse-size Chihuahua)

  34. Looks like my 20 year old neighbor. No joke.

    Tell you a story, used to have mountains, hills have temple, the temple has a monk. . .

  35. I loooooooove it when a man claims “I know in my heart that I can be the best father possible to my four children, and the mate Sandy deserves…” once he’s ALREADY CHEATED and destroyed his family! Ecxuse me, but wasn’t he supposed to be doing that all along?

  36. Isabel

    Alex, I’ll tell you under my own name that I think Fish is 100% correct in calling this a pr baby. I’ll even go you one further and call Bullock a liar. I don’t know whether she really did start the adoption process four years ago, but never, not in a million years do I see JJ agreeing to raise a black kid. This is a man who likes Hitler enough to plaster him on a surfboard on display in his office, ffs. And now we’re supposed to believe they’ve had a newborn baby at home all along during awards season, when they were flying the globe together without a baby? And that this child has been kept inside the house for the past three months? Bullock has essentially been under siege by the paps, and nothing. Call me a hater (I feel one right now), but I think she has very shrewdly manipulated the whole situation to her benefit. She has: a baby, her reputation, no longer has to fear for her career, will be co-parenting JJ’s kids form his first two marriages, and has essentially even begun the process of rehabilitation of James (“Oh, well, if he wanted to raise a black child he must not be the racist I thought he was”), paving the way for them to maybe even get back together in the end. I agree with you that this is an exceptionally cute child, and I hope he has a bright future, but I can’t see Bullock the same way again. Sure, she’s a genius, but that kind of manipulation is a little too intense for me.

  37. lost

    Isabel–you are so right about Bullock!!

    Bullock didn’t give a damn about his kids and quickly replaced Sunny with another baby. She’s all about looking good for the media when everyone knows she has major messed up issues of her own that equal Jesse’s–that why they hooked up.

    This baby is a publicity gig for Bullock. She’s really sick, manipulative and controlling. Spent a fortune on appearing to be America’s Sweetheart. Boycott this woman for all the money she’s milked from her fans though bad movies. She makes me sick and is really creepy. Maybe all the botox is seeping into her heart.

  38. Gweb

    Alex, if you don’t like gossip and snarky comments, then what the fuck are you doing on the Superficial? This whole site is about being snarky, and if you can’t take it, why don’t you go to About.com and cry in the “I Am a Fucking Pussy” chatroom? Either that, or just shut the fuck up, for Chrissake!

  39. m65

    what a tool

  40. she needs to leave him

  41. good share thanks

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