Jesse James plays the rehab card. Of course.

March 31st, 2010 // 83 Comments

In case you haven’t heard it trumpeted from a mountain, Jesse James has checked into a sex rehab clinic rehab in Arizona, according to TMZ:

We have now learned from our law enforcement sources that James was specific — that he was going to a rehab facility in Tucson.
A TMZ producer called Sierra Tucson and spoke with a therapist, who told us Jesse was at the facility and in fact had a 6 PM treatment Tuesday night.

Wow. I knew Jesse James was racist, but I had no idea he’s so racist he’s never heard of Tiger Woods a.k.a. The Dude Who Literally Just Pulled This Same Stunt, You Fucking Idiot.

Photos: Us Weekly, WENN

  1. So Sad, I hope he doesn’t try and use this as an excuse like Tiger.
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  2. browny

    @justifiable and #44: don’t forget women also cheat and like sex… just saying…. high libido is not confined to men only… just saying…

  3. Annie Loves Anal

    In my personal opinion, this dude hates Sandra Bullock so fucking much that he married her, then set out on a personal vandetta to ruin her. He must have killed her brother in a previous life. There cannot possibly be any other explanation. WTF would this asshole have been thinking other than “I hate that fuckin’ bitch and I want her to go down”. Jesse, shitbag, there is a little something called the internet. It allows people to share photos and videos. Not only that, the asshole’s hate for his wife knows no bounds. He actually wants to save his marriage? Why doesn’t he just try to bring Hitler back to life (which would probably be cool with him) because it’s the same thing. I wouldn’t be surprised if he beat her. It’s kind of like the Omega Syndrome, only Jesse James is the meteor, and Sandra Bullock is the town.

  4. justifiable

    #52 Amen to that, and that’s why I kept it neutral and wrote “people” and not “men”. Both genders are equally capable of being cheatin’ and lyin’ fools, but I’m not really sure it’s for the same reasons. The saying is that women are promiscuous because they’re looking for something, but men are promiscuous because they’re afraid they’re missing something.

  5. Rehab is 100% for image these days. Especially sex rehab. Except for David Duchovny. I’m pretty sure that was a publicity stunt for Californication.

  6. captain america

    tell me, why is it we don’t have these pathetic problems over here in europe?

  7. farty mcshitface

    this guy isn’t even related to the real jesse james. he has been asked to prove his relation with a dna sample or any records and he has refused.
    the guy is just a fraud.

  8. ugh

    You know, i didn’t even know Sandra was married to this yutz until all the recent publicity–now i like her even LESS–Nice going Sandra, this is what you get when you marry a redneck hillbilly nazi.

  9. Jesse James is a cock sucker who likes to fuck his mother in her ass hole

    So… Sandra Bullock loves nazis and a man who cheats on his wife with many different women. Next she is going to say she wants to kill some jews, she is a member of the KKK, and she also worships the devil. There is something wrong with Sandra Bullock. She is the most highly awarded actress in the world this year and she is a nazi lover with serious mental problems. The longer she stays married to that little pussy faggot Jesse James the more stupid she looks.

  10. Hank

    Sandra Bullock is such a fraud. Why are people feeling sorry for her??? She married a piece of scum, who is covered in digusting tattoos, was married to a porn whore, and loves Nazi memorabilia. She found this charming and attractive??? Apparently she “loved” Jesse for the same reason his tramps love him, his “vanilla gorilla.” She who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. She’s a loser skank herself, for letting this low-life into her life and pussy.

  11. Hank

    Sandra Bullock is such a fraud. Why are people feeling sorry for her??? She married a piece of scum, who is covered in digusting tattoos, was married to a porn whore, and loves Nazi memorabilia. She found this charming and attractive??? Apparently she “loved” Jesse for the same reason his tramps love him, his “vanilla gorilla.” She who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. She’s a loser skank herself, for letting this low-life into her life and pussy.

  12. Hank

    Sandra Bullock is such a fraud. Why are people feeling sorry for her??? She married a piece of scum, who is covered in digusting tattoos, was married to a porn whore, and loves Nazi memorabilia. She found this charming and attractive??? Apparently she “loved” Jesse for the same reason his tramps love him, his “vanilla gorilla.” She who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. She’s a loser skank herself, for letting this low-life into her life and pussy.

  13. Hank

    Sandra Bullock is such a fraud. Why are people feeling sorry for her??? She married a piece of scum, who is covered in digusting tattoos, was married to a porn whore, and loves Nazi memorabilia. She found this charming and attractive??? Apparently she “loved” Jesse for the same reason his tramps love him, his “vanilla gorilla.” She who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. She’s a loser skank herself, for letting this low-life into her life and pussy.

  14. Hank

    Sandra Bullock is such a fraud. Why are people feeling sorry for her??? She married a piece of scum, who is covered in digusting tattoos, was married to a porn whore, and loves Nazi memorabilia. She found this charming and attractive??? Apparently she “loved” Jesse for the same reason his tramps love him, his “vanilla gorilla.” She who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. She’s a loser skank herself, for letting this low-life into her life and pussy.

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  16. nyc

    The guy is a complete ass.

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  18. I still don’t know (or care) who jesse james is

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  27. mbt ? mbt ?
    Do they offer a course of treatment for tattoo addicts as well, because random sex isn’t the only thing he appears to be addicted to. Hitler pic = gigantic fail.

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