Jesse James plays the rehab card. Of course.

In case you haven’t heard it trumpeted from a mountain, Jesse James has checked into a sex rehab clinic rehab in Arizona, according to TMZ:

We have now learned from our law enforcement sources that James was specific — that he was going to a rehab facility in Tucson.
A TMZ producer called Sierra Tucson and spoke with a therapist, who told us Jesse was at the facility and in fact had a 6 PM treatment Tuesday night.

Wow. I knew Jesse James was racist, but I had no idea he’s so racist he’s never heard of Tiger Woods a.k.a. The Dude Who Literally Just Pulled This Same Stunt, You Fucking Idiot.

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