In case you haven’t heard it trumpeted from a mountain, Jesse James has checked into a sex rehab clinic rehab in Arizona, according to TMZ:
We have now learned from our law enforcement sources that James was specific — that he was going to a rehab facility in Tucson.
A TMZ producer called Sierra Tucson and spoke with a therapist, who told us Jesse was at the facility and in fact had a 6 PM treatment Tuesday night.
Wow. I knew Jesse James was racist, but I had no idea he’s so racist he’s never heard of Tiger Woods a.k.a. The Dude Who Literally Just Pulled This Same Stunt, You Fucking Idiot.
Deuce Bigalow | March 31, 2010 at 11:08 am
Whatever… Leave him and Tiger the hell alone. It is none of our business
katie | March 31, 2010 at 11:08 am
wow
btreese | March 31, 2010 at 11:08 am
What a tool…
dubba | March 31, 2010 at 11:10 am
sandra deserves AIDS if shes dumb enough to fall for this and take him back
at least with tiger you understand he wipes with milion dollar bills and his wife is a gold digger
sandra has as much if not more money than jesse and is verymuch not a gold digger
b | March 31, 2010 at 11:12 am
I still don’t know (or care) who jesse james is
b | March 31, 2010 at 11:12 am
I still don’t know (or care) who jesse james is
Beeotch | March 31, 2010 at 11:21 am
They should just lock him and Tiger in a room together and let them sex it out. Sex rehab is just a cop out for cheating….loser!!!!!!
cutesy | March 31, 2010 at 11:24 am
what a douche…
gen | March 31, 2010 at 11:36 am
Rehab is 100% for image these days. Especially sex rehab. Except for David Duchovny. I’m pretty sure that was a publicity stunt for Californication.
strarzzenberry | March 31, 2010 at 11:50 am
I agree with #7… i would absolutely LOVE to see that sex tape!
PostmortemG | March 31, 2010 at 11:50 am
Wow, what a picture. That is one self-destructive man. Take that, all you Jews! Or something. Again: *WOW*.
sexisgood | March 31, 2010 at 12:06 pm
The picture is stupid and he’s stupid for posing for it and for posing like that. That aside, I hope that some day in my lifetime there will be a famous American man who, after getting caught cheating on his spouse with multiple mistresses, stands up and apologizes for cheating (the dishonesty and deception, etc.), but DOES NOT apologize for loving sex and DOES NOT wimp out and cop out by acting as if his normal desire for sexual pleasure and wild and varied sexual experience is somehow a pathological condition that requires rehabilitative treatment.
Erika | March 31, 2010 at 12:09 pm
Don’t forget David Duchovny who pulled this shit as well.
Fliesnhoney | March 31, 2010 at 12:16 pm
“he had a 6 PM treatment” what the hell would that be in sex rehab…a taser to his balls?
Hump Humperson | March 31, 2010 at 12:23 pm
LOL, what the hell is this “sex addiction” shit?
sunshine | March 31, 2010 at 12:29 pm
Do they offer a course of treatment for tattoo addicts as well, because random sex isn’t the only thing he appears to be addicted to. Hitler pic = gigantic fail.
wtfdood | March 31, 2010 at 12:37 pm
That’s just scary. How could Sandra not know he was such a freak?
Gweb | March 31, 2010 at 12:37 pm
The therapist confirmed that she would be having sex with Jesse at 6PM on Tuesday night.
Kevin | March 31, 2010 at 12:44 pm
Wait a second…
“A TMZ producer called Sierra Tucson and spoke with a therapist, who told us Jesse was at the facility and in fact had a 6 PM treatment Tuesday night.”
Information like that is strictly confidential. You can’t simply phone a practicing therapist and request patient information. It violates some of the most entrenched tenets of the proper conduct of professionalism.
Kevin | March 31, 2010 at 12:45 pm
Wait a second…
“A TMZ producer called Sierra Tucson and spoke with a therapist, who told us Jesse was at the facility and in fact had a 6 PM treatment Tuesday night.”
Information like that is strictly confidential. You can’t simply phone a practicing therapist and request patient information. It violates some of the most entrenched tenets of the proper conduct of professionalism.
KevinO | March 31, 2010 at 12:46 pm
Wait a second…
“A TMZ producer called Sierra Tucson and spoke with a therapist, who told us Jesse was at the facility and in fact had a 6 PM treatment Tuesday night.”
Information like that is strictly confidential. You can’t simply phone a practicing therapist and request patient information. It violates some of the most entrenched tenets of the proper conduct of professionalism.
Cut N' Sew - Gossip | March 31, 2010 at 1:00 pm
We call this shit daaaaaays ago buddy. Step your game up. Check out his clothing line it has all NAZI icons on them. GET A CLUE.
Mick Jagger | March 31, 2010 at 1:10 pm
Kevin/KevinO, take your own advice and “Wait a second” after clicking on “Post Your Comment.”
justifiable | March 31, 2010 at 1:12 pm
#12 Sex IS good, and if you want to bang as many tatted women as you possibly can without a wrapper, well then, have at it and the best of luck to you and your natural impulses. But what you shouldn’t do is try to have it both ways and sucker someone to commit to YOU when you already know you have a prior commitment to living that life. Lying to someone that you’re being completely faithful to them, and swearing that you’re so commited to only them that you want to marry them, when you know better, makes you a selfish asshat and a 24 carat douchebag, and even more so if there are kids involved. THAT is what makes you pathological – that you can betray someone who you’ve gotten to trust you over and over again.
The “wimping out” as you term it, is just so much cowardly ass-covering, and to expect stand-up non-wimpy behavior from someone who’s completely lacking in integrity is absolutely ridiculous. You’ll need to find another poster boy.
Phalicy | March 31, 2010 at 1:14 pm
I would have torn up that forehead tattoo’d bitch just like he did. Sandra is a hardcore prude, dudes nuts were prolly gonna explode otherwise.
Good for you Jesse. Spread the seed!
Aeschylus | March 31, 2010 at 1:22 pm
#24 hit the nail on the motherfucking head.
You wanna fuck around with skanks, FINE, more power to you.
DO NOT GET MARRIED!
Sandra | March 31, 2010 at 1:39 pm
This picture is not a joke.
He had to make an effort to go to a store and buy that hat, and I’m sure he knows, at his age, what that salute means. I bet he and all of his mistresses get together and walk in lockstep together for fun, such a bunch of Hitler groupies and WP sickos.
Jay | March 31, 2010 at 1:40 pm
I didn’t know there was rehab for stupidity! Maybe this is that new ‘irresponsibility’ rehab place. James had the balls to bang 14 mistresses but he doesn’t have the balls to face the music. He’s got to run and hide in “rehab”. Manup Jessee.
Kat | March 31, 2010 at 1:58 pm
Sorry to say this, and some may get mad, but he is a fine ass white man. Damn!
sexisgood | March 31, 2010 at 2:34 pm
Hey #24 “justifiable”:
I didn’t say anything that should lead anyone to infer that I consider James a “poster boy.”
I made a distinction between cheating and having and satisfying a desire for certain kinds of sexual experiences. I said that he does have to apologize for cheating. So I’m not sure why you’re telling me that cheating (making commitment to someone to be faithful, etc.) isn’t okay when I made it clear that I don’t think it’s okay.
I didn’t comment on James’s taste in women, so your comment on banging “tatted women…without a wrapper” has nothing to do with anything I actually said (or think or feel – I think James’s taste in women, with the exception of MS Bullock, is atrocious, and I think unsafe sex is stupider than posing like a Nazi for a photo).
We agree that the wimping out is cowardly ass-covering (that’s why I referred to it as wimping out). And I agree with you that someone “who’s completely lacking in integrity” is unlikely to demonstrate “stand up non-wimpy behavior.”
I’d just like to see someone who is caught in serial cheating like Tiger Woods or James stand up, apologize for cheating, and NOT enter a rehab clinic for “sex addiction,” unless of course they honestly believe that they have such an addiction/pathology and aren’t just doing it to satisfy the mores of a sexually repressed herd.
Stu Gavin | March 31, 2010 at 2:48 pm
I doubt the guy even knows what Nazism is, he just thinks it is something tough and therefore “badass” to dress up as.
However, we have now proven that Sandra Bullock is attracted to drunken rednecks.
Bill | March 31, 2010 at 3:16 pm
C List star checks into sex rehab…this can only mean one thing: there’s another wizard alien on the loose!
Max Planck | March 31, 2010 at 3:41 pm
This guy will give Nazis a bad name.
estupidez | March 31, 2010 at 4:16 pm
how come more women aren’t banging soccer stars, hockey players, rock musicians all in one day, and playign the sex addiction card.
Why isn’t Kim Kardashian blowing George Clooney while getting it up the ass, by Gerry Butler, now there is a movie I would pay to see..
Eva Mendez getting eaten out by Clive Owen going home to shower and then doing a 3 way with Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, and Ben Affleck.
Now these are the movies Hollywood has to green light..SHUT UP AND TAKE YOUR CLOTHES off, all you stupid celebrities, with your insecurities fake boobs and homosexual secrets..
Seriously whatever happened to Ben Affleck, there is no way this guy is faithful.This guy has 15 mistresses written all over his gigantic cock… He is not home with his pollyanna wife.This guy is all about the underage sex smoking up and strippers licking his balls…Ben Affleck.
Ben Affleck, you were amazing on the Prices Right.
BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
man i hate this job…
Sara | March 31, 2010 at 4:20 pm
So he jumped on the ol’ Sex rehab bus? Find it funny what a puss! I guess that is the new thing. Get married cheat with a whole bunch of nasty STD carrying broads then go into rehab because obviously you have issues. I think his dick has a mind of it’s own and just had to have sex. Not like rehab is going to take the nasty off your dick and balls Jesse James
sexinthehole | March 31, 2010 at 5:14 pm
#34 asks/says, “Why isn’t Kim Kardashian blowing George Clooney while getting it up the ass, by Gerry Butler, now there is a movie I would pay to see..”
Um, maybe it’s because Gerry and George have reasonably high standards for where they put their peenies, and aren’t turned on by a mudshark/human-urinal with an ass the size of a planet.
Alexandra | March 31, 2010 at 5:26 pm
Why does everyone assume that Sandy is a prude and an idiot? I don’t think she is anything like her goody-goody persona at all. I doubt that she is going to stand for VG’s behavior and I think she will kick him to the curb after a period of thinking time.
As for what she saw in him, perhaps he really is a loving, caring guy under *his* douchey persona. You cannot figure what either of these people are like unless you really know them. Nobody expected Tiger to be the lying, horny moron he is.
VG is a pure jerkwad and I really hope that Sandy picks up her life and moves on, because she deserves better.
justifiable | March 31, 2010 at 6:17 pm
#30 My comment on tatted women and wrappers is about James’ and Woods’ behavior and taste, not yours -everyone rolls differently and I was speaking generally about their bent and impulses. But it’s not clear at all in your post that you think cheating is bad – you mention deception in passing but the rest of your post is all about acknowledging sexual drive and impluses and recognizing a need for having that in life. You also want one of these guys who got caught in the pursuit of this to nut up and refuse to be repentant about having a “normal desire for sexual pleasure and wild and varied sexual experience,” right? That’s the stand-up guy poster boy you’re looking for, and that’s what I mentioned.
The problem with that scenario is that you want it both ways here – and that’s just not possible. You can’t apologize for cheating and say you know it’s wrong, while at the same time saying “fuck it, I pretty much have to do it because of biology”. Look, everyone’s sex drive is different. It’s a strong and natural impulse, but claiming the “sexually repressed herd” is the culprit and the one with the problem is silly. My point is that if you’re someone with a high sex drive and a low boredom threshold then you should acknowledge that you were born to live and die a cunthound and not be greedy and try to have the commited family life as well. Be honest and don’t con someone into marrying you and then try to hang on to the home life by getting all weepy about having a “sex addiction” when you’re busted.
truthteller | March 31, 2010 at 6:39 pm
“My point is that if you’re someone with a high sex drive and a low boredom threshold then you should acknowledge that you were born to live and die a cunthound and not be greedy and try to have the committed family life as well. Be honest and don’t con someone into marrying you and then try to hang on to the home life by getting all weepy about having a “sex addiction” when you’re busted.”
*slow clap*
sexisgood | March 31, 2010 at 6:48 pm
#38 I agree that claiming to have a “sex addiction” is a cop out, and I agree that someone with a high sex drive and low boredom threshold should not try to have their cake and eat it, so to speak. I do think cheating is “bad,” as you put it. I think it’s unethical, and potentially very hurtful, in some cases incredibly so, to any number of people (partner, children, the person one cheats with and their intimates, etc.), including oneself.
Your replies – which I appreciate – force me to actually think about this issue, as opposed to making flippant quips about the sexually repressed herd, etc., as I did above.
Nichols | March 31, 2010 at 7:20 pm
#38 is right for the most part but I can’t help but believe Sandra Bullock isn’t at least a little bit culpable. She probably used her money and popularity to try to con him out of his true promiscuous nature. How stupid do you have to be to think this dude whose raw dogging and knocking up porn stars left and right is gonna be faithful. I’m sure he tried to tell her but she thought I’m Sandra Bullock, the girl all nice guys wouldn’t mind marrying. I’ll have whatever I want and I want a challenge. Seriously, how many nice guys must she have rejected over the years to end up with this card carrying SS member. Powerful women love to try and tame bad boys and in romance novels it always works and they get married and live happily ever after. However, in the real world you may tame him for a small amount of time then eventually end up with alot of kids, STDs, and no husband in no time. The stupid bitches are too dumb to realize that though. Even if Jesse James argued with her, it likely made her more determined to domesticate him. Sandra Bullock’s stocks just plummetted. What kind of a normal person would choose to be with a Nazi sympathizer for the rest of their lives when they could choose anyone in the world.
Dave P | March 31, 2010 at 7:28 pm
I’ve got an idea. Rather than playing the “sex addict” card, Jesse James should build a special Sandra Bullock commemorative Chopper and then ride it straight into a fucking brick wall at about a hundred miles per hour and die a fiery death. Then I’m pretty sure women would turn around and say “Ok, he’s sorry.”
justifiable | March 31, 2010 at 7:52 pm
#40 I appreciate your response as well. It’s amazing – some people will justify anything to get what they want, and a great many of ‘em equate not getting caught with not doing it. And when they’re busted they’re a mother lode of excuses, because they haven’t got the balls to accept the fallout.
As for the sexually repressed herd quip, I’m actually glad you brought that up, because to deny or be blind to sexual need or impulse is also silly. if you’re in a committed relationship and aren’t tempted at times, then you’re either dead or just not human. And yeah, some people slip. And some people are downright pushed because their mate has stopped caring and lost interest or just won’t fuck them for whatever reason, and they’re sick of living with a passionless roommate. But those people aren’t serial cheaters and skank chasers like James or Woods – those guys don’t need an excuse. So the people on this board who blame Bullock for not doing anal are looking for an easy excuse and a cheap defense for PoonBoy. They’d be better off blaming her for not wanting to fuck him while wearing those godawful overalls – that at least is believable.
Trousers | March 31, 2010 at 7:56 pm
Are you fucking kidding me? Does south park have to do another episode now? Where the fuck was sex addiction rehab when Clinton was president? If you’re not “addicted” to sex, you’re a fucking paperweight. EVERYONE would rather their dick be wet and warm, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.
neuromancer | March 31, 2010 at 8:38 pm
Sex rehab has GOT to be a great place to meet chicks that put out. I’m just sayin’.
justifiable | March 31, 2010 at 8:57 pm
#44 If they do, they’d better have the Church Lady in it because this is right up Dana Carvey’s alley.
“Oh, sex addiction. How conveeeenient. We just want to have our naughty bits nice and wet and warm, isn’t that right? And we don’t care if we’re driving them through all sorts of strange carwashes to do it, do we? And who owns those carwashes? Oh, I don’t know, could it be…..SATAN?”
Politicians are probably the only people who can’t fall on the rehab sword because they’re fucked already, so there’s no point. Because they seem incapable of cheating without involving taxpayers’ money, public outrage makes them unelectable, and that public isn’t very tolerant of the “sorry I spent your tax dollars on junkets with hookers, I’m an addict” excuse. So if there’s no redemption there, it’s better to just accept the cheater label and try to spin it as being Kennedyesque or something. Rehab means weakness in their world, so whatever second career they come up with will suffer from that.
nanner | March 31, 2010 at 9:42 pm
What a frickin bonehead.
Evil | March 31, 2010 at 10:27 pm
Note the Iron Cross that also doubles as his trademark when he built bikes.
mbt shuguli gtx | March 31, 2010 at 10:48 pm
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