Jesse James was pulled over a few days ago for not having a front license plate on his Mercedes but apparently managed to get out of the ticket by crying about his doomed marriage. TMZ reports:
We’re told the officer had a 15 minute conversation with James that got very personal. We’re told James discussed his marital problems with the officer, who eventually decided to let Jesse off the hook with a warning … the first break he’s caught in 2 weeks.
One source tells TMZ James said he was heading to Arizona to save his marriage, though the source would not elaborate.
Somewhere Tiger Woods just ripped the license plates off all his cars then drove 90 through a school zone. “Damn, does cheating ever stop kicking ass? Wheeeee!”
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Que doned the motobike?
Wow. Classy James, classy.
Who the fuck cares
How retarded for anyone NOT to think this dude is a Racist. Check out his clothing line… http://shirttalkers.wordpress.com/2010/03/24/jesse-james-hitlers-retarded-grease-monkey/
C’mon !
If I was that cop I wouldve spent 15 minutes just repeating. Dude, seriously, Sandra Bullock. Then run him in for drugs offences. because the dude must’ve been smoking something.
Especially if he was wearing those awful dungarees. What is he, a pregnant woman or a butch?
Love how he has to wear a shirt bearing his own name so that everyone around him knows who he is.
He was heading to Arizona when Sandra is in LA? I assume that means he was going to through himself off the Grand Canyon…
Happy Passover Jesse!
Sandra Sandra Sandra, what were you thinking? MANIACFIVE, you think Jesse James made the mistake marrying Sandra Bullock? Get real, he is a bottom feeder, just look at all the skanks he has been with. I think I have you figured out maniacfive. White trash with a penchant for hoes.
Hi Fatass. Want a cheeseburger?
Nice finger, Jesse. (sure he’s heard that before). Hopefully he’ll goose-step his way into obscurity. I’m sick of hearing about the Dbag. Sandra’s definitely lucky to be rid of him. She’s such a classy lady, she deserves better than him.
How do you fit so much plentiful douche-baggery into one little creepy dude?
who is this rude, man.
Might, I step in here to shed some light on the situation.. first, allow me take a sip of my tea…ooooo just burned the tip of my tongue, again, jeepers!
Heavens, oh Lordy that hurts.
Jesse James, has helped father 3 children that we know of, children whose mothers happen to be porn stars…Porn stars for those not in the know, are women who have sex for money on camera. Not the kind of sex your parents have, but the kind of sex that involves multiple partners from both sexes, no condoms ,fisting, anal sex, oral sex fingers in cocks, cunts, dildos, wine bottles and do it all over again, all this with horses and dogs too.
Your average, porn star, has had sexual relations with their father, brother, and enjoyed it, at least once. They masterbate to their sisters family pictures and when duty calls, have been serviced orally by unsuspecting miniature dogs.. The porn stars who do become mothers, most often do so, because of ‘work related’ accidents and generally, have developed mature sexual feelings for said children. By the time their children reach puberty, they have had their first sexual relations, with their mother, regardless of sex.
I put forth to you my good people…
WHAT ON EARTH DID A SEEMINGLY ‘GOOD GIRL’ SEE IN A MAN WHO HAS REPEATEDLY BEEN IN SEXUAL AND OTHER RELATIONSHIPS WITH PORN STARS.?
This man eats at the trough, did you think you could make him eat at a table, or do you too, like to leave the table-SOCRATES
serious commenters only, please.
When are these pictures from?
Thank you Name Withheld, I feel like I now have proper knowledge
in all things porn star. I finally understand the Sandra Buttocks situation. She is a porn star wannabe, isn’t she??
At least thats what I think you said……
My Grandma would have said “You lay down with dogs, you get up with fleas.”
Must’ve been a Jew taking his picture…
Holy crap, he looks EXACTLY like James Hetfield in these photos!!!
What a fucking douchebag I hope Jesse James gets what is coming to his sorry ass, hopefully some S.H.A.R.P. can catch him in an alley and kick his fucking teeth out and leave him to bleed and die. what a piece of shit. hey jesse here’s hoping everything bad in life happens to you and no one else but you! nazi punk, FUCK OFF!
This Jesse James scandal is like Tiger Woods all over again! A fourth woman has just stepped forward claiming to have had an affair with James while he’s been married to Sandra Bullock.
And this one has hired power attorney Gloria Allred to represent her! According to Radaronline, the woman has yet to be identified, but claims she was having an affair with Jesse for several years and it just ended recently.
how many vaginas did that finger explore?
can catch him in an alley and kick his fucking teeth out and leave him to bleed and die. what a piece of shit. hey jesse here’s hoping everything bad in life happens to you and no one else but you! nazi punk
but WEED & PORN-magazines are still forbidden in the united states!!
Leave the guy alone already. How many racist rappers are out there. Do we make a big deal about them? No!
I thought the same thing AnnaDraconida. He does look like Jamez. I bet that midget Lars gets horney everytime Jesse’s show is on.
@6… glad I not the only one picking up on that…
I LOVE this guy! Way to go Jesse!
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how many vaginas did that finger explore?
Do yourself.
Do yourself.
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EEEWWWWW….I hope that isn’t the finger he used on his ho’s!
Good one #27 and as*holes….BWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA OMG, I smell sh*t!!!
EEEWWWWW….I hope that isn’t the finger he used on his ho’s!
Good one #27 and as*holes….BWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA OMG, I smell sh*t!!!
Thanks for the news
Thank you for your sharing!
Good news!
How do you fit so much plentiful douche-baggery into one little creepy dude?
doomed marriage?
Love how he has to wear a shirt bearing his own name so that everyone around him knows who he is. Ahahaha :D
Sandra Bullock is one the greatest actress in my opnion, she plays a lot of different roles ‘