Jesse James Is Up To Mistress #3

March 25th, 2010 // 50 Comments

A third woman has come forward with claims of getting Vanilla Gorilla’d by Jesse James while he was married to Sandra Bullock, according to TMZ:

Brigitte Daguerre — a Los Angeles photographer — claims Jesse hired her in 2008 to do styling work for a West Coast Choppers photo shoot. She says the two emailed and texted each other for a year, but claims they only had sex four times before she cut it off.
Daguerre has 195 text messages between her and Jesse (the cell phone numbers sync up) … many of them extremely graphic. Among the milder, Jesse says, “I’ll be your monkey.”

Below are some more text messages from Jesse to Brigitte obtained by The Superficial:

xxx-xxx-xxxx: Is your vagina tattooed? I’m old fashioned.
xxx-xxx-xxxx: if i punched a jew, would that turn you on? hyperthetically speaking
xxx-xxx-xxxx: This is jesse’s attorney. He totally filed for divorce. At that court place.
xxx-xxx-xxxx: you just made my dang-a-lang go Sieg hell!
xxx-xxx-xxxx: i have to attend those premieres because i’m a spy. we went over this
xxx-xxx-xxxx: you were joking about that condom thing right?
xxx-xxx-xxxx: oh, so just because im married we cant have sex on my motorcycle anymore? thats Fd up
xxx-xxx-xxxx: i know we havent talked in a while, but i just wanted you to know i dont need you anymore. i have michelle now. we met on myspace like grownups.
xxx-xxx-xxxx: i didnt mean that last text, quickie?

Photos: Getty, TMZ
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  1. wfs

    First!

  2. adrienne

    LOLOLOL this and the texts from LL to her father made me piss myself

  3. philipp

    hes trying to beat tiger woods!!!!

  4. Dick Tree

    Looks like “Jessie James is a dead man”.

  5. HLM

    At least this one is attractive and you can actually see most of her flesh instead of ink. Like someone said before…I could understand my husband cheating with a woman hotter than me, but to cheat on me with a fugly skank? That’s adding insult to injury.

  6. pimp

    i would love to eat sandra bullocks asshole…yummy…

  7. TS

    It’s funny how these chicks have no problem outing themselves as home wrecking whores just for some US Weekly cash. Doing their parents proud!!! Fucking bitches…

  8. dude

    GREAT COMMENTS!

  9. Richard Cranium

    Where’s Robert Ford when you need him?

  10. oooaaahhh

    …and here comes jesse along the rail making his way up to second but still trailing tiger by 13 furlongs (i.e., ho’s)… this could be photo finish by the time this race is over…

  11. Superman every woman's dream

    I honestly can’t blame Jesse, Sandra’s looking a bit old now her best days are long ago. What man doesn’t deserve something young and pretty now and again for all the shit we put up from old bitches.

  12. Jesse is no prize. I feel really bad for Sandra. All the public affection she showed him at the recent award shows and then to find out your husband had an affair…possibly multiple affairs…she must feel like she has been slapped in the face. She’s hot and seems like a genuine person, she deserves WAY better.

  13. Laura B

    @ number 11….WTF??? Because Jesse James looks , what, hot in his over alls and gray beard? He’s like a shuffling foot away from being the Prince of Darkness number 2. He is a scum bag. If you want to keep getting the young and pretty then you shouldn’t take wedding vows. Traditionally they say things about growing old together, through sickness and health, all that good stuff. I know a few people who know that is never for them, and they don’t get married. If you can’t keep the vows, you shouldn’t take them.

  14. RoboZombie

    Hey Jessie, give me a Chopper and I won’t tell anyone about the gay sex we had. I know we didn’t actually HAVE gay sex, but do you really want to have to start dealing with THOSE rumors now?
    Yeah, so one in black would be great.

  15. Kangaroo

    Jessie is a friend..
    Yeah, I know he’s been a good friend of mine..
    But lately something’s changed That ain’t hard to define..
    Jessie’s got himself some girls .. I wouldn’t take from behind..

  16. Do we have another Tiger Woods or something here?

  17. huh

    Come on, how could she not know? She’s one of those Hollywood people that pretends their marriage is perfect until reality is leaked, being she was up for an Oscar. Do people really think Bill Clinton has stayed true to Hillary since he got busted? Some men just shouldn’t get married.

  18. JesseJimmy

    Two important statistics to keep in mind:

    1. 50% of all men cheat on their wives.

    2. 50% of all wives should have just taken it in the butt, and the men wouldn’t have to cheat.

    Let this be a lesson, ladies. Take. It. In. The. Butt.

  19. Mr. ice Guy

    HOLD ON HERE….
    Sandra Stole Him from his Pregnant Wife, but that’s OK because she did Porn and who cares about those people, but Sandra is a Victim?
    Bullshit Double Standard
    TS wrote -”It’s funny how these chicks have no problem outing themselves as home wrecking whores just for some US Weekly cash. Doing their parents proud!!! Fucking bitches…”
    Ask Sandra about how her Parents feel. What goes around comes around.

  20. name withheld

    I like the way you think number 18..but here is the thing..

    most men are avergae ugly fat, never been to a gym, balding missionary style fucks..

    Women, you need to be more like Tiger and less like a good wife..watch the mens get angry….

    me I’ve been happily married to the same great guy, good father, makes decent money, not much, we get by,I’ would never levae my husband, or destroy my marriage.

    Every year for the past 10 years I go to Italy, visiting my ‘sick parents’ .

    Italy has the most fucktastic men this side of the pond, i mean these guys just bring it.

    No fuss no muss, everyone is happy.
    I visit my parents.

    My husband gets to stay home and bond with our kids

    I go to Italy and reconnect with my roots, naked.

    everybody’s happy..

    salut!

  21. JesseJimmy

    @20:

    Here’s the thing. When I fuck chicks in the ass on the balcony of the hotel, it’s awesome.

    When you fuck SuperMario while visiting your sick parents, you’re a whore.

    When will you ladies understand the double standard. And before you call bullshit, we didn’t create the double standard, God did (the Old Testament kick-ass God that smote people, not that faggy New Testament Jesus).

    Amen.

    P.S. @20: I’d tell you to skip the trip to Italy and come visit me for your yearly whorefest, but because you have kids, I suspect, well okay, I know, that your pussy is blown out, and your stomach is flabby. So, I’ll stick with my current rotation of chicks who love to take it in the ass, and good.

  22. Father Raypoor

    @20

    every year for the last 10 years? I’m betting you’re getting to the age where average ugly fat, never been to a gym, balding missionary style fucks are in your future on that side of the pond too. Ironic… while all that pasta fat and back hair sweating heap of mass is grinding all over you, your husband is home banging the hot young baby sitter in the ass in your bed while your kids watch cartoons downstairs and eat sugary cereal straight out of the box.

  23. Blah

    #3? who’s #2?

  24. glenda

    Infidelity is just normal among human beings.

  25. glenda

    Infidelity is just normal among human beings.

  26. turd da third

    I guess sandra is going after Jesse’s nilaa gorlla nuts with some “west coast choppers”

  27. A photographer named Daguerre. Isn’t that cute.

  28. Jas

    I agree some men just shouldn’t get married.

    Jesse always just kind of seemed like a girl chaser… he likes those bad girls, I mean look at his past! And now his “mistresses”.

    Not saying he can’t change, or love someone totally opposite – very possible.

    Did Sandra really steal Jesse from his pregger wife? I am reading their bios and it doesn’t say that…??? Actually, his porn ex is kind of a psycho…

    SHE BEAT JESSE JAMES LOL! Aw man, I just read that!! LOL check out wikipedia!

    Ok he’s officially a pansy…. or somehow paradoxically a true gentleman who would never raise his hand to a woman….. but cheat on her, of course.

  29. Jas

    Oh…. it says his arm was broken.

    That explains it!

    ??

  30. Jas

    @ 19

    Apparently Jesse seperated from his ex wife Oct 2003

    He married Sandra 2005

  31. Jeepers. How does he keep this all under wraps for so long? Is Sandra really that blind or just dumb? Extreme case of the Denials, me thinks.

  32. Cy

    “we met on myspace like grownups.” I just snorted out my cauliflower. Nice work.

  33. pretty girl

    wow that’s bad. i don’t blame sandra though. you’re supposed to trust your spouse

  34. Jesse James is really on the top man! I think he is on the way of tiger woods . His new mistress if awesome I can say. But I think he is not suppose to do the stuffs he is doing ..

  35. Gorgeous new shoes always make me feel good.

  36. Gorgeous new shoes always make me feel good.

  37. Veronica

    What an utter, utter prick. How could she ever trust anyone again?

    On another note, ‘vanilla gorilla’d’ as a verb made me chuckle.

  38. P.S. @20: I’d tell you to skip the trip to Italy and come visit me for your yearly whorefest, but because you have kids, I suspect, well okay, I know, that your pussy is blown out, and your stomach is flabby. So, I’ll stick with my current rotation of chicks who love to take it in the ass, and good.

  39. I honestly can’t blame Jesse, Sandra’s looking a bit old now her best days are long ago. What man doesn’t deserve something young and pretty now and again for all the shit we put up from old bitches.

  40. It looks like they are both made of each other. Aren’t they?

  41. captain america

    yep, IT’s GETTING SERIOUS FUNNIER NOW, folks!!

  42. Sandra Bullock is a shriveled up old hag and seems like a complete biyotch from hell. Her movies all suck, every one of them, they all suck. I feel sorry for Jesse for having to put up with her for so long, it must have been a living hell.

  43. He’s siiiiiiiingin’ in the rain…

    This Brigitte Daguerre doesn’t look too nasty. Might be makeup dependent, though.

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  45. Chickpea

    Honestly we don’t really know either side of the story. For all we know Sandra could have told him “I too busy learning my lines for my next movies, just go out and find you some somewhere else”

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