UPDATE: Jesse James left rehab already
After barely a week, Jesse James has already bailed on sex rehab after Sandra Bullock refused to talk to him on the phone. RadarOnline reports:
“He wants the marriage back,” the source said. “And then she refused to take one of his calls from the rehab center and he got furious and left.”
And that has Bullock worried – because she doesn’t want to see him and she doesn’t want him trying to get face-to-face. But Bullock has a top security company, the source said, and it would be very difficult for James to get near her if she doesn’t want him around.
Of course part of the reason he left could be the fact Sandra Bullock started moving shit out of their house over the weekend. After finding that out, Jesse James probably stood up in group therapy and announced “Just kidding, I’m not a sex addict. I’m just a normal man who likes to stick his penis in everything but had to pretend that’s a terrible thing to trick my wife. Now, is there a skinhead bar ’round here? It’s been three days since my last hate-fuck.”
UPDATE: And now he’s back in. Apparently Sandra Bullock’s vagina is really that awesome making that time
I you masturbated to The Net slightly less embarrassing.