Jesse James had 11 mistresses

March 30th, 2010 // 73 Comments

The National Enquirer is putting the Jesse James mistress count at 11 and essentially painting him as the Nazi Tiger Woods. Which sounds about right:

And in a stunning slap in the face to his movie star wife, sources say Jesse turned his office into a sleazy sex den where he played porn movies and engaged in rough sex with a string of lovers.
“He’s even had sex with other women right under Sandra’s nose! One girl said Jesse would take her into his office and lock the door, while Sandra was in the garage!
n another sick twist, The ENQUIRER has discovered Jesse’s Nazi memorabilia that he kept it in his office and the home he shared with Sandra. Jesse also reportedly was photographed wearing Nazi regalia and giving a “Heil Hitler” salute.
“Jesse has a long surfboard with a full-length picture of Adolf Hitler doing the ‘Sieg Heil’ salute, along with a swastika, in his office,” explained the insider.

Considering how many women Jesse James has banged coupled with his stupidity, I’m just amazed Sandra Bullock hasn’t found at least one stripper stuck in a couch cushion. Also, weren’t we just at four? Or can I make up numbers now, too? Sixtyleven hundred! All Klan members.

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  1. Gweb

    11? Dude, you and Tiger should have a whore-off.

  2. We called that he had more, we had an insider tip. HAHAHAHAHA told you

  3. We called that he had more, we had an insider tip. HAHAHAHAHA told you

  4. Attention Whore

    Ageless cupid is a gay dating website…..only losers use it….you must be a big loser Nancy…..

  5. larryfine

    Jesse Uber Alles. Nice way to tank an already sinking career. Now if we could get Kim K in an SS uniform banging a black dude…

  6. havoc

    Seriously, who doesn’t have a surfboard with Adolph Hitler on it in their office?

    .

  7. Jizzle

    I love the Motorhead shirt, that is about it though.

  8. Quite possibly the most vile woman alive.

    Tattoo’s on women are hideous anyways, makes them instant SLUTS. It is perception… it does not REALLY make them sluts, but most people will instantly think the girl is “easy” or a “whore” because she has a tattoo… prejudice at its finest… I don;t think it’s right but it is what society dictates. Kind of like the stick fugly women in modeling are supposed to be “beautiful.”

    Anyways, I wouldn’t f**k this chick with Tiger Wood’s dick… let alone my own.

  9. Joe Goebbels

    Obviously, Sandy’s pussy wasn’t enough for him. He needed lebenspunani.

  10. dubba

    jesse is simply fulfilling his childhood dreams

    the guy grew up with nothing and now has a shitton of money and access to anything he desires. of course hes gonna splurge on sex and drugs and everything else he could ever want…. he wants 10 ferraris…. hes can go get em…. he wants to hang out wiht movie stars and musicians… he can…..

    …he wants to bone a new whore for every breakfast lunch and dinner he can on a whim

    its his american dream and sandra is retarded for being suprised

    they can all rot in hell

  11. GQ Guy

    Hate the Nazi Crap, love the Player. Ladies, if you marry a guy like this, what do you expect?

  12. Mince

    Forget about the woman for just one second! How do you possibly hide a GIANT HITLER SURFBOARD from your wife if it’s kept in your office? I think she’s in on the Nazi stuff.

  13. Mince

    Forget about the women for just one second! How do you possibly hide a GIANT HITLER SURFBOARD from your wife if it’s kept in your office? I think she’s in on the Nazi stuff.

  14. I'm with Sandy

    I honestly feel sorry for Sandra. The chick obviously had genuine romantic notions of a sacred marriage but has been publicly humiliated by her husband.

    I hope she wipes this guy off the face of the earth in the divorce.

  15. iamlemonfresh

    I guess I can maybe buy that Sandra didn’t know about the women, since I have no way of knowing how good a liar he is, or how gullible she is. But how did she not notice the Hitler surfboard?!? And if she did, how could she be okay with that?!? Did he just tell her it was Charlie Chaplin, and she went along?

  16. I’m now 100% convinced that Bullock did anal at least once w/ him. This guy is nasty & you know he was able to manipulate her & her low self-esteem into doing it.

    Plus she’s been quoted as saying “I’ll try anything once.”

    Best of all, check the URL in my name…. too funny (“one of hollywood’s happiest couples”) but just goes to show you….

  17. gen

    @9

    Best comment.

    Why do you guys all believe this? It’s from the National Enquirer…

  18. Bay

    She looks like an over worked canvas, that needs to be thrown in the trash. More is not always better, sometimes it just becomes clutter.

  19. Richard McBeef

    I would hit it like the Bear Jew.

  20. Beeotch

    I’ve often wondered what someone looked like after they were beatin with an ugly stick….I just witnessed that with pics of this chick today…

  21. joho777

    Mistresses?? Superficial, you (and the Enquirer) really love to sugar-coat things, don’t you.

    Screwing whores doesn’t make them “mistresses.” They’re just whores, holding their noses and servicing ‘Gorilla Dick.”

    Being a whore must be the premiere crappy job. Imagine the freaky customer’s they have to service every day. How dio they keep from throwing up?

    I hope Sandra Bullock’s lawyer uses an mountain-sized excavator on Jesse’s colon. It’d serve the turd right!

  22. zuzuspetals

    What I really want to know is: what was Sandra Bullock doing in the garage?

  23. I love Sandra Bullock. But my gosh how gullible and naive can a person be. I am sorry but yeah, sometimes you should be a little bit more on top of your man, Especially, if you know he likes sleazy ass women. COme one Porn star ex wife, then the other baby momma. Sandra was to cut and dry for him. I think he did love her a lot. However, I also think that he might have felt that if he would fuck her like she was a whore that he might of lost respect for her. You know not all men go with that saying ,” Classy but she is a freak in the bed. Who knows. He knows now that he really screwed that one up. IDIOT

  24. I like

    Too many tattoos but she is hot no doubt. The Nazi stuff don’t bother me, I’m white. Hitler was not the only bad guy in the world. Don’t forget we had George Bush here in the states.

  25. Jizz Rag

    She would be so much hotter if she had three tits. Two tits or three, I’d still pee in her butt though.

  26. Crabby Old Guy

    So, is “V” going to be on anytime soon?

    You keep showing pix of this tattoo covered whore and none of the the 2 V babes naked? WTF fish? Get your priorities straight, man!

  27. SO RIGHT

    Yeah – things are just getting worse and worse. I feel for Sandra. It’s almost as if these guys are sociopaths. Seriously. They’re living double lives with no feeling whatsoever for the person they’re married to. Pretty sick. Not to mention the fact that the more women these guys sleep with, the more chances of giving very serious infections to their wives, including HPV which can turn into cervical cancer. Nice guys!

  28. pet peeve

    If I were Sandra, and still loved the husband I thought Jesse to be, and loved his kids, I’d take him back on one condition……HE HAS TO GET CASTRATED!

  29. mateo

    This woman is a COMPLETE DUMPSTER FIRE!

  30. Sandra's hot butt

    So here is the question no one seems to be asking. Obviously Jesse James is extremely racist based on his texts and the pictures of him in nazi outfits. He obviously based on those texts says racist statements as part of everyday speech. So as hot as Sandra is I have to ask is Sandra Bullock racist? I mean come on it sounds like Jesse James salutes Hitler for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

  31. whatthe

    #31- yeah, I’m sick of this Sandra pity party. She must have known her husband was into Nazis if he had a bunch of that shit around their house.
    Also, the guy has a huge dick and used to be married to a porn star, so can she really be surprised he cheated on her?
    Damn she’s an idiot, and I don’t feel any sympathy for her.

  32. Henry Himmler

    Has anyone noticed how swastika-like the West Coast Choppers logo is?

  33. Isabel

    Of course she knew about the nazi stuff! That’s why I’m so disgusted with her now. I had no idea what went on inside her head and actually used to like her. O, and she knew about that she’d married a vanilla gorilla too. This pic was taken Halloween 2004. The dude in the vanilla gorilla suit can be identied as James by the tatoos on his hand, the chick is Bullock.

    http://i44.tinypic.com/rtg5kw.jpg

  34. kat von d called, she wants her look back

    I’m so sick of seeing this glorified prostitute. I give it 6 months before the E! channel gives her own reality show and I subsequently lose all faith in humanity.

  35. TekMoney

    SIGH. You went a whole day w/o posting any trannies and you had to ruin it. And that’s why this is…

    The Superficial’s Daily Tranny Post.

    That aside, what I find fishy (pun intended) is that now the rumor is that Jesse has Nazi gear/memorabilia in his house… so how does Sandy not know about this? Or did she and kept it quiet? Bingo.

  36. dontlooknow

    What I don’t understand is how Sandra ever got interested in this dick-head in the first place???

  37. Phil

    What kind of idiot would have Sandra Bullock in your bed and be screwing skanks? If she was in mine, she wouldnt be able to walk!!

  38. Bikes by Mike

    Nazi? Wait until the racist stuff comes out. No one has noticed the “Black Owned Business” sign in the window of West Coast Choppers? Or how about the “Santa is a Lie” painted across the windows of WCC in 08 at Christmas. WCC is located on a busy street (Anaheim) so it was sure to be seen.

  39. Fati87

    As a woman I really feel for Sandra Bullock. But as an intelligent person I have absolutely no sympathy for her. You don’t marry a guy who was previously married to a white trash porn star and expect him to have dignity and be respectful of women or himself for that matter. She was a grown mature woman when she married him, not a young naive girl. So I really don’t understand how she could marry a man like that and hope he would suddenly go all classy and faithful.

  40. Wicked Witch of the North

    If owning Hitler art work and playing dress up makes someone a racist, all of you asswipes that own the twilight series and wear black occasionally are vampires.

    When Jesse James builds an easy bake jew oven, clearly he has the means to do so, I’ll jump on your little racist bandwagon. Until then, I will consider him an art connoisseur…see his colourful sperm toilet as proof.

  41. Fati87

    @41

    Clearly you are of the same white trash kind as Jesse James. If swasticas and Hitler memorabilia have become ART to you, scumbags, I can only say that if you were a jew and members of your family were killed in the Holocaust, you wouldn’t be so “tolerant”. Now go and fuck yourself, you bag of shit.

  42. wanda

    I think Jesse James really made alot of mistakes to do that to wonderful Sandra Bullock, I cant believe after all the time she waited to get married she married a Big Jerk like him. Hes not only despicable, hes a trader to the Us with all the Nazi crap he has!! Divorce himSandy find someone who deserves a beautiful woman like you. My heart goes out to you.

  43. wanda

    I think Jesse James really made alot of mistakes to do that to wonderful Sandra Bullock, I cant believe after all the time she waited to get married she married a Big Jerk like him. Hes not only despicable, hes a trader to the Us with all the Nazi crap he has!! Divorce himSandy find someone who deserves a beautiful woman like you. My heart goes out to you.

  44. wanda

    I believe all of you who agree with this white trash Jesse James…hole then you are just as bad as he is…Racist, white trash who don’t belong in the USA, Sandra Bullock has work alot more than he ever did now to find out all his dirty little secrets, and I truly dont believe she knew about them,, to be embarrassed by the asshole who did all these things in her house and no telling where else, he did his crap. I truly feel very sorry for her, its always the very nice women who seem to get crapped on , she doesnt deserve this…not at all. Sandra stay strong and go to the Doctor and get checked as soon as you can cause you never know what this dirt-bag may have given you. Prayers are with you!!!

  45. Wicked Witch of the North

    Fati,

    You made me giggle.

    The Swastika dates back to the Neolithic era, last time I checked Hitler wasn’t immortal, therefore the presence of a Swastika doesn’t automatically mean someone is a Nazi. It is possible that Jesse James is a Buddhist.

    A work of art can be anything that speaks to the person who owns the piece, it makes no difference if it’s an image of Hitler or My Little Pony, it’s a matter of execution and personal preference. Therefore, owning a painting of Hitler does NOT mean the owner is a Nazi.

    Before you start using the Holocaust as your personal soap box, you should look into Holomodor (a much larger genocide caused by Joseph Stalin, who was born Joseph David Djugashvili…he was Jewish) and consider whether or not it is acceptable for every Ukrainian person to hate all Jewish people for the behavior of one Jewish man and his followers.

    I was making light of the ridiculous comments with the easy bake bit, get over yourself and live in the present.

    Love,
    Your friendly neighborhood “White Trash”

  46. Wicked Witch of the North

    Fati,

    You made me giggle.

    The Swastika dates back to the Neolithic era, last time I checked Hitler wasn’t immortal, therefore the presence of a Swastika doesn’t automatically mean someone is a Nazi. It is possible that Jesse James is a Buddhist.

    A work of art can be anything that speaks to the person who owns the piece, it makes no difference if it’s an image of Hitler or My Little Pony, it’s a matter of execution and personal preference. Therefore, owning a painting of Hitler does NOT mean the owner is a Nazi.

    Before you start using the Holocaust as your personal soap box, you should look into Holomodor (a much larger genocide caused by Joseph Stalin, who was born Joseph David Djugashvili…he was Jewish) and consider whether or not it is acceptable for every Ukrainian person to hate all Jewish people for the behavior of one Jewish man and his followers.

    I was making light of the ridiculous comments with the easy bake bit, get over yourself and live in the present.

    Love,
    Your friendly neighborhood “White Trash”

  47. reply to47

    @#47

    You are absolutely right about what is defined as art and that the swastika has ancient origins, see perversion of an ancient symbol found in india, however his racism to me more precisely is confirmed by his text messages that were posted on superficial via tmz with all phone numbers confirmed, where he mentions punching a jew to turn a woman on and say she made his dick go sieg heil. I would think that as an intelligent person you too can infer he is extremely likely to be racist. I also feel the pictures of him in the nazi outfit dont help your case that he just enjoys “art.”

  48. Fred

    Here are some pictures of her before and after her most recent augmentation – the tattoos make it pretty obvious.

    http://www.loveyourlook.com/before-after/before-after-details.aspx?PreOpCupSize=&PostOpCupSize=D&BreastImplantStyle=&StateSelect=&x=108&y=18&page=2&id=14866

  49. justifiable

    #46/47 God, you’re an idiot. Let me amend that – a giggling idiot. I bet you can’t even get your own name right half the time because so far you’re 0 for 4 here. This is what happens when you get your history from The Stormfront.

    While the swastika is an ancient design anyone in the Western hemisphere who’s stuck it on anythingsince 1939 knows goddamn well what the connotation is.
    So “Buddhist”, my ass. Nice attempt at an apologist spin, tho.

    Stalin’s middle name wasn’t David, it was Vissarionovich (or, if you speak Georgian, the variant is Besarionis), but nice attempt to make him look Jewish. He wasn’t, nor were Beria, Krushchev, Molotov his “Jewish followers”. (FYI, Molotov’s wife as Jewish and even she was targeted and arrested for treason by Stalin – so no one escaped him). Because Stalin was Georgian, that linguistic and cultural distinction made him an outsider – he saw most of the Russian people, especially Ukranians, as antagonists and enemies.

    Holomodor means “murder by hunger” and refers to the Ukrainian famine of ’32-’33 that Stalin implemented to destroy the rise of Ukranian nationaism. It wasn’t a planned ethnic cleansing program, nor was it on the scale of the Holocaust. Stalin was interested in killing off counterrevolutionaries, not exterminating the Ukranian people as a whole – and while he considered all Ukranians lazy thieves and didn’t care about how many people got starved out in the political purge, that’s where he differed from Hitler, who WAS dedicated to wiping European Jewry from the face of the earth. Most of Stalin’s purges were against political dissidents and counterrevolutionaries – and because he was a raving paranoid fuck he killed a lot of people because he saw those everywhere.

    The famine was brought about by the collectivization of the farms and lands by the Central Committee. When some bureaucrat in Moscow who doesn’t know shit about farming tells you to plant grain when your fields will only support potatoes, mass starvation and famine will result. It’s a cheap and effective way to kill people and break the heart of a country while saving bullets. The Committee’s seizing of what grain it could get in order to export it exacerbated the number of deaths which made the whole program one of systematic and planned starvation. That’s why it’s up there on the Genocide Hit Parade.

    And as much as you’d like to make it genocide by a Jew, that’s a complete fanatsy. Moron. You know as much about history as you do about art.

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