The National Enquirer is putting the Jesse James mistress count at 11 and essentially painting him as the Nazi Tiger Woods. Which sounds about right:
And in a stunning slap in the face to his movie star wife, sources say Jesse turned his office into a sleazy sex den where he played porn movies and engaged in rough sex with a string of lovers.
“He’s even had sex with other women right under Sandra’s nose! One girl said Jesse would take her into his office and lock the door, while Sandra was in the garage!
n another sick twist, The ENQUIRER has discovered Jesse’s Nazi memorabilia that he kept it in his office and the home he shared with Sandra. Jesse also reportedly was photographed wearing Nazi regalia and giving a “Heil Hitler” salute.
“Jesse has a long surfboard with a full-length picture of Adolf Hitler doing the ‘Sieg Heil’ salute, along with a swastika, in his office,” explained the insider.
Considering how many women Jesse James has banged coupled with his stupidity, I’m just amazed Sandra Bullock hasn’t found at least one stripper stuck in a couch cushion. Also, weren’t we just at four? Or can I make up numbers now, too? Sixtyleven hundred! All Klan members.