Jesse James denies sex tape(s)

April 8th, 2010 // 48 Comments

Jesse James is denying the existence of any sex tapes including ones with Sandra Bullock and/or his penis painted to look like a Nazi zeppelin:

“The claims of sex tapes are untrue and completely fabricated,” says a rep for James in an exclusive statement to PEOPLE.

I don’t even know why Jesse James even bothered to make this denial. Did he honestly think it would help his reputation at this point? Let’s see, Jesse frequently cheated on Sandra Bullock either consensually with Nazi strippers or by sexually harassing his employees, BUT he never made a sex tape. Let’s forgive him.

Photos: Splash News
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  2. I’ve never seen a more beaten dead horse.

  3. Mad Dog

    Umm 3rd?

  4. shittin condoms

    whoa he looks really shaken and upset

  5. This guy shouldn’t have left rehab. Poor Sandra, I Hope she gets better. If you wanna see Justin Bieber’s twin sister click on my name and visit my blog :D

  6. Cornholio

    I *AM* Cornholio!

    I need TP for my bunghole!

  7. JW

    That is one UGLY s.o.b. He should get more tats to cover up that butta face.

  8. TekMoney

    Only an idiot would’ve believed that story of the supposed sex tape.

  9. pants

    What an attractive man.

  10. xyluis

    He has a Hindenburg penis? Look out Lakewood, NJ. Oh the humanity!

  11. bunny

    He’s banging hot…. sorry peeps. Chicks dig him. I dig him. I’d make a tape with him anyday. Sorry Sandra. Isn’t that tool John Mayer avail?

    Only a suggestion.

  12. Mal Gusto

    He is obviously high in those pictures. Looks a bit like painkillers, based on the color of his skin and that special sparkle in his eyes.
    Also, he is a douchebag.

  13. justifiable

    #12 That comparison is only relevant because the Hindenberg was a naval vessel, and was therefore full of seamen.

  14. Kat

    That’s a FINE man. My goodness it’s terrible what he did and I’ll say this again, but I can see why women wanted to sleep with him despite his status. Wow.

    From a black chick that loves her white meat

  15. Kat

    @ #13

    I agree, let’s tag team him!

  16. sasha

    looks like an ugly baby

  17. Oldnslo

    Gold Rolex GMT?

  18. Chris

    Ummmm, how can he deny it? There’s clips of it right here:
    http://tinyurl.com/ycm9j4k

  19. blondie

    I’d fuck him I don’t care about his tats or swastikas he’s hot! Shit don’t bother me none. Why should it be anyone else’s business?

  20. koala

    Poor Sandra she liked the rough stuff so much she pretended the swastika was a fairyring.

  21. What a nazi tool bag. You have the tape! and we are digging around for it… don’t worry… We will put you on blast Jesse.

  22. el guapo

    first

  23. Albin Bainbridge

    @ 2

    Because they love each other, or at least believe they are at the time. Their are very few things in this world that have more meaning than knowing that in someone’s eyes you will always be the most wonderful and most important person in the world. That there is no one in the world they would rather be with than you. Sure, many people spend all their lives searching for it and never finding it, but it’s still something worth pursuing.

    Also, there are a lot of tax benefits if two people end up getting married.

  24. tittay

    how ironic is his hat? ha. JJ career= now dead

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  27. Being sort of a celebrity he could get all the tattoed skanks he wanted…but how did Sandra Bullock ever fall for that? let us get rid of this news….

  28. captain america

    FAGGOTS don’t care for betray.
    SO THESE KIND OF PEOPLE ARE HIS FANS!!

    (sorry, no other options)

  29. ant

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  30. Kitty

    Note to self:

    “Make photo of Jesse James computer background”

    He’s most definitely HOT sorry Sandra! My gosh, what a fine White man!

    From a black chick!

  31. KevinSmithFan

    Hey, do you guys remember that lard-ass film maker Kevin Smith used to mention some Hollywood secrets he had heard, now that he was rich and famous and “in-the-know”? Like which big action star was closeted gay, or which really really famous lady-killer liked to have women defecate on him over a glass table? He never gave names of course.
    But I remember one of his stories being about a gorgeous “Miss America” type who was a screaming neo-Nazi. My buddies and I were all convinced he meant Julia Roberts at the time, for some reason.
    Looking back now, though? Is it possible Kevin Smith did everything but name Ms. Bullock?
    Does anyone have a video of that Q&A?

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  35. Holy shit, Jesse James is doing webcam shows now. I fingered my pussy all night to him!!

  36. Way back before she became Barbies clone, she has bugged me since the moment I laid eyes on her. Not for how plain looking she naturally was but her personality is that of a dinner plate. I couldn’t tell you what Irked me about her but it is something way deep down inside her, underneath the plastic shell in the hallow depths of her soul.

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