Jesse James banged a Nazi
Apparently Jesse James’ penis is a divining rod for crazy because he managed to not only stick it in a heavily-tattooed woman who grew up Amish, she’s also a Nazi. TMZ has obtained photos from last year of Michelle posing in Nazi attire and court documents in her child custody case reveal she has white power memorabilia all over her house even though – wait for it – her son is Jewish. Sandra Bullock has to be bathing with Brillo pads right now.
On that note, kudos to everyone in the comments who noticed the letters W and P on Michelle’s legs and assumed it meant White Power. (I was leaning towards Wiener Parking Lot.)