Jesse James banged a Nazi

March 19th, 2010 // 134 Comments

Apparently Jesse James’ penis is a divining rod for crazy because he managed to not only stick it in a heavily-tattooed woman who grew up Amish, she’s also a Nazi. TMZ has obtained photos from last year of Michelle posing in Nazi attire and court documents in her child custody case reveal she has white power memorabilia all over her house even though – wait for it – her son is Jewish. Sandra Bullock has to be bathing with Brillo pads right now.

On that note, kudos to everyone in the comments who noticed the letters W and P on Michelle’s legs and assumed it meant White Power. (I was leaning towards Wiener Parking Lot.)

Photos: Splash News, TMZ
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  1. havoc

    Wouldn’t she have at least one Nazi/White Power tattoo among all that other crap?

    .

  2. havoc

    I see W and a P. Where’s the swastika on her stomach?

    .

  3. Parker

    #30 et al., the point you miss is there’s no such thing as a white race. If you walk around saying you can have “white pride” but you’re not a racist then you’re an idiot. By your logic, if there’s a white race there would have to be a race for every other shade of color people are found in, except that isn’t the case. You can’t conjour up a “white race” based only on skin color no matter how hard you try. But I guess if you’re all wearing bedsheets over your heads so nobody can see you’re not as white as the guy carrying the torch to light the cross it doesn’t matter. White pride idiots = white power idiots = idiots.

  4. Squirto

    Considering my extensive knowledge of the world of crime in Los Angeles, I’m now leaning toward 75% that Jesse nailed this chick. I’m also leaning towards the idea that since Jesse has always been a known associate of the Hells Angels this is some sort of payback for an unanswered call for a favor.

  5. TheTruth

    Whilst there is a difference between ‘white pride’ and ‘white power’ there is absolutely no difference between the kind of people who would get a white pride or white power tattoo… Who also collect Nazi memorabilia… and also pose wearing it whilst licking a knife. I don’t think anyone will be losing any libel battles calling her a racist.

    Oh and anyone who believes that Jesse doesn’t share her beliefs must be a very naive person indeed. Why do you think he married the fluent-German-speaking Bullock?

  6. mike nike

    Jesse must have a dirty rotten fuck stick. He should seriously get tested.

  7. dude

    To dave at #1 who said, “Lots of people collect nazi memorabilia guy”….

    uh, dave, who the fuck do you hang out with? Sad.

  8. TheTruth

    Not everyone who collects Nazi memorabilia is a Neo-Nazi, but all Neo-Nazis collect Nazi memorabilia…

  9. Samantha

    I like tattoed girls but I’ve seen better girls with better tattos and better eyebrows than her.
    I don’t think she have such an amazing body, I mean, boobs are fake and she doesn’t have such a pretty ass.
    Taking some pictures with a nazi hat don’t turn you into a nazi, those pics where taken just because they are “scandalous” and she want everyone to talk about her. I’m sure she doesn’t even know what the “mein Kampf” is.
    I’m so sorry fo SB she is so lovely and I don’t understand why she married such a slut, he was never good enough for her!
    He is a tattoed man with an huge love for motorcycles and metal was married with a heavily tattoed pornstar, then he cheated on Sandra with another “dirrty” tattoed girl/stripper/whatever so I wonder how did it happened that they had something in common, fell in love and got married? maybe they were drunk?

    I don’t want to sound mean but I can’t really understand how did it all started.

  10. EWWW! YOU'RE UGLY!

    25. Parker – March 19, 2010 11:36 AM

    haha there’s some bonehead here who thinks white pride idiots and white power idiots are two different kinds of idiots. That’s like saying buttfucking the Nazi chick and fucking the Nazi chick in her plump little ass are two ways of having anal sex with the Nazi chick.
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    EPIC, WIN! ROTFLMFAO! You sooo right!

  11. abby

    I am more interested in the Family Court situation. Please provide more info.

    What a pig.

  12. Samy

    I like tattoed girls but I’ve seen better girls with better tattos and better eyebrows than her.
    I don’t think she have such an amazing body, I mean, boobs are fake and she doesn’t have such a pretty ass.
    Taking some pictures with a nazi hat don’t turn you into a nazi, those pics where taken just because they are “scandalous” and she want everyone to talk about her. I’m sure she doesn’t even know what the “mein Kampf” is.
    I’m so sorry fo SB she is so lovely and I don’t understand why she married such a slut, he was never good enough for her!
    He is a tattoed man with an huge love for motorcycles and metal was married with a heavily tattoed pornstar, then he cheated on Sandra with another “dirrty” tattoed girl/stripper/whatever so I wonder how did it happened that they had something in common, fell in love and got married? maybe they were drunk?

    I don’t want to sound mean but I can’t really understand how did it all started, it looks like they are totally different people with different way of life/ different tastes and apparently also different ideas of what marriage means.

  13. Grand Dragon

    Now that I know she’s a Nazi, I like her.

    <3

  14. Clearly You Are Stupid

    28. Dude Love – March 19, 2010 11:41 AM

    #22, does that mean that every black person that says ‘black power’ is an incest-ridden backwoods racist, too? Oh right, I keep forgetting that incredibly stupid people think that racism is only bad when white people do it. How dare us white people be proud of who we are! Thanks for reminding me why Liberals suck.
    *************************************************************************************No, it doesn’t mean that at all. When Black people decalred Black Power, they were not equal citizens under the law. Anybody can be racist, white people have just had a monoply on it. Ironically it’s the only thing they we are willing to share. Read a fucking book ass to mouth.

  15. darksock's huckleberry

    i peed in a horse once.

  16. uncle Rough

    -First I thought she belong to the (T)actical (W)omen (A)ssault (T)eam

    -in just 24 hours now she turn out to be a member of (N)azi (U)nification (T)errorist (S)ociety

  17. Hypocrisy-hater

    # 64- I’ve ready plenty of books, and to this day I can’t understand how those who demonize white people and lump them all together based on the sins of some of their predecessors don’t see their own hypocrisy. My white family came to this country from Eastern Europe, just in time to avoid being slaughtered by the Nazis. Am I to blame for the hisorical wrongdoing of “white people.”

    Get some perspective.

  18. Amy

    a white nazi woman absolutely CANNOT give birth to a jewish child. In the jewish religion the child follows the religion of the mother and clearly b*tch ain’t no Jew

  19. Clearly You Are Stupid

    #67 Thanks for proving my point! Way to go!

    “My white family came to this country from Eastern Europe, just in time to avoid being slaughtered by the Nazis.”

    I don’t remember saying ALLwhite people, weird. I have perspective, do you?

  20. Clearly You Are Stupid

    The stats don’t lie. White people historically and currently have committed countless atrocities. That doesn’t mean ALL white people are this way, so take your pity party elsewhere.

  21. Seriously

    #69- When you say things like, white people have had a monopoly on racism, and that white people cannot take pride in their heritage, you are drawing a distinction between white people and minorities that has political and social implications for all white people. It also affects the way white people are perceived, which these days is generally as oppressor. So no, you didn’t say “ALLwhite people.” But you might as well have.

    Also, plenty of sects of Judiasm do not require the mother to be Jewish in order to consider the child Jewish. Judiasm is also an ethnicity in addition to being a religion.

  22. IpromiseIhaveahigherIQthanyou

    #70- If that doesn’t mean all white people, then what is the point of looking historically at white people’s behavior and projecting it onto current white people? Isn’t classifying people in this way the basis of all racism? BTW- the atoricities being committed in China, the Middle East, and Africa definitely rival Western European imperialism. Maybe you should read a book.

  23. what planet do you live on?!!!

    71. Seriously – March 19, 2010 1:53 PM

    #69- When you say things like, white people have had a monopoly on racism, and that white people cannot take pride in their heritage, you are drawing a distinction between white people and minorities that has political and social implications for all white people. It also affects the way white people are perceived, which these days is generally as oppressor. So no, you didn’t say “ALLwhite people.” But you might as well have

    I NEVER said white people can’t have pride in their race. GO FOR IT! But don’t get mad at me because history paints you a certain way. Talk to your tea party pals. Whites have always been seen as the oppressor! This perception didn’t just start yesterday, you realize this don’t you? Don’t paraphrase what I write, or make some sad attempt at trying to sum up what I am saying. You will always fall short! I didn’t create this perception so your pleas are falling on deaf, better informed ears. Thanks for playing, though.

  24. lucycharms

    First off are we really all that surprised that she is white power? Really didn’t think she’d be hanging with the upper crust of society did you?

    I’m also willing to bet she is crazy as all bat shit & is doing a lot of this for her career. Yes, I think they may have slept together. Which is unfortunate for all involved most especially Sandra & Jesse’s kids. We all also know she was fully aware they were married. She had those legs spread before she met him on his office casting couch. If she really cared about him she wouldn’t have gone sooo public.

    I do believe a lot of her story is a lie, exaggerated & possibly premeditated. Come on, lets face it folks how much longer does this broad have in her stripper, web cam, tattoo model career? She already looks like she has lived it pretty hard. She had to do something to booster her image for 15 minutes. Why not pick skanky mistress? Next she’ll say she is pregnant… who knows. She probably had this whole thing cooked up before it even happened. Including putting InTouch magazine on speed dial months ago. Quick cash for trash.

    Secondly, she is disgusting & has a horrible veiny boob job. Nice botch surgery scar on her aerola. Probably prompting her to get so many more tattoos around the area to detract from the mistakes. The neck & forehead tattoos are particularly unattractive. Looks like she has on a permanent turtleneck & her thinning hair will barely be able to cover her forehead in a couple years. Wig city for her.

    We all know girls like her. They do everything for attention be it good or bad attention. Her awfully placed tattoos are an example of that. Let the white power inbreds have her… cause no else wants her.

    Can you imagine how attractive she’ll be in like 10-15years?

    All my bashing being said…. let’s not give her what she wants… attention.

    Shut her down cause her 15 minutes are over!

  25. Clearly You Are Stupid

    72. IpromiseIhaveahigherIQthanyou – March 19, 2010 1:59 PM

    #70- If that doesn’t mean all white people, then what is the point of looking historically at white people’s behavior and projecting it onto current white people? Isn’t classifying people in this way the basis of all racism? BTW- the atoricities being committed in China, the Middle East, and Africa definitely rival Western European imperialism. Maybe you should read a book.

    I doubt you have a higher IQ, given your syntax, but I’ll play along. I OF COURSE know a great deal about Pol Pot, and Idi Amin, and Muammar Gaddafi, among many others, please. I see I touched a nerve. Good. I’m not projecting history on all white people, but if you want to have pride know the facts. You have to take the good along with the bad. Again, thanks for playing.

  26. Isabel

    Wait. She has a son, named him Avery, and then decided that would be an excellent stripper-name for her, too?

    Aside from everything else, that makes me feel sick. I’m also rethinking my girlcrush on Sandra Bullock, how the hell could she live with JJ for five years and be happy with him?!

  27. @11 she even has a bunch of kids. The pole gets them in decent shape, you could buy one for your house, as he ones in bars are covered in secretions.
    @everyone According to the SS his kid would have made it, if the father is Jewish but not the mother, right?.
    It seems rather interesting that a 30something woman would hates society so much, would bother to broadcast it with tattoos and make herself less than attractive with a literally defacing facial tattoo. Would anyone care to support the speculations that she had traditional upbringing and was abused at some point?.
    BTW that post about “the three man” in Geekologie? I was wrong ;-(

  28. @44

    Well you poorly bred little animal you certainly can say whatever you want at this time. I am not sure for how much longer seeing that our freedom is now compromised. But while we still can let me say Go fuck you mother, the dirty pig that she is for having fucked a savage and having made a scumbag like you.
    Now I feel better.
    Hate!

  29. SO RIGHT

    Jesse James’ dog is missing AGAIN! WHAT? That pretty much says it all about what a loser he is.

  30. People people the WP doesn’t stand for white power it’s a warning WARTS on PUSSY!!!! alt F4 alt F4!!!!!!!! abort abort!!!!

  31. @78 why is “our freedom” compromised? Is that because of the Obama conspiracy thing?
    don’t get mad, you are attacking the person and not the issue, that is just rude :-)

  32. aelfheld

    It’d be like having sex with a colouring book.

    Admittedly, the risk of paper cuts would be a lot lower.

  33. @81

    Ultradouche you sound far too simple for me to expain contemporary history to. Never mind go back to your coloring book.

  34. i dont get it

  35. This is really disgusting! Leveling that girl at least for that few minutes is really far off… Haven’t Jesse James realized that somewhere a long the way…Shes really is a b***h for crying out loud!

  36. @83 I cannot possibly “sound” simple, I “type” simple, or “read” simple. Is there a complexity requisite for asking you?. Do as you wish then, I’m not forcing you.

  37. This is really disgusting! Leveling that girl at least for that few minutes is really far off… Haven’t Jesse James realized that somewhere a long the way…Shes really is a b***h for crying out loud!

  38. Just Cause

    Just when you thought this girl couldn’t get anymore disgusting, she surprises us. Good show. Now fuck off!

  39. Pussy Galore

    Well, I’m white and pretty happy about it. In most cases, we do have it easier than everyone else. Easy is good.

  40. WMDimes

    Yeah collecting Nazi Memorabilia doesn’t make you a Nazi or a white supremacist. Lemmy from Motorhead does the same.

  41. @86

    OK little one let me explain. When we read we sort of “listen” to the words in our head. Do you understand that? I would love to know what you do for a living (other than jerk off horses on the weekend).

  42. shankyouverymuch

    First- I love Nazi’s, Nazi’s & Nigga’s … NO really I do, they are cool & they take care of bidness. Second, why does everyone keep calling this girl a bitch? She’s just a lady who’s tryin’ to do her own thang. YOU peeps out there need to stop playa hatin & mind YO own damn bidness … OXOXO

  43. Stray Bullet

    Once again TMZ is showing it’s stupidity. First she’s Amish. Then she has a jewish son(impossible if she’s not jewish, read some talmudic law) and is a nazi. Do you guys just make this sh** up as you go along? And for all those guys claiming she’s ugly and fake tits, yuk, you know if she took off her clothes in YOUR bedroom you’d do her in a New York Minute. But wait, I don’t know many girls who would want to go to your mom’s basement.

  44. Mike

    I’ll just make a statement as a white person. Generally if your white you take pride in the mother country. Weather its england, scotland, germany, and so on, you have pride in that place not your skin color. As for Black power most of that came out due to the fact that most blacks had no idea ,other than the continent where they come from. And as the years go on I have seen more and more say they have African pride. Either way this Human seems to have an interest in history, so far we dont know if it leads to her sympathizing with Nazi causes. If it comes out that shes a nazi lover than she can go to hell.

  45. Stephen Hawking

    This dirty Nazi whore is beyond white trash fugly.
    It takes a *special* kind of woman to have tattoos so shitty that even old sailors would cringe.
    It takes a *special* kind of woman to have her forehead tattooed.
    It takes a *special* kind of woman to have have her funbags enhanced by a drunk Jewish butcher.
    It takes a *special* kind of woman to have some sort of “sexual encounter” with a celebrity and then turn it into tabloid fodder while looking for some payoff.
    It’s way more than obvious this dirty cunt will be forgotten once the white hot glare of the media spotlight dies.
    This disgusting waste of humanity has nothing left in life. She’s dirty and likely to be gargling loads of strangers semen for the rest of 2010.

  46. Lubeck

    White people (Western Europeans) are the only people in the history of the world to engage in any extended and meaningful self-criticism. Who else has ever had entire factions dedicated to expiating their own culture’s sins? Nobody! None of this politically correct, multicultural dogma would ever have existed without the generosity, intellect, and ethical rigor of DEAD WHITE MEN. If acceptance of cultural differences and equanimity towards all races and creeds is a standard by which peoples should be judged, then WESTERN EUROPEANS and WHITE AMERICANS IN PARTICULAR NOW HAVE A SUPERIOR CULTURE because we not only invented this idea, but we’ve been practicing it ourselves for decades and are starting to enforce it around the world. Indeed, we will kill you for killing each other over race or religion (money and politics is okay).

  47. If Sandra Bullock “pulls an Elin” then she deserves to get all sorts of STDs.

    Hopefully she’ll run from her dickhead husband and his cunt girlfriend.

  48. Mork

    “Technically, there is a difference between white power and white pride. ”

    Not really. They are a refuge for scoundrels with an inflated sense of self-worth.

  49. Beetlejuice

    This cunt has cankles.

  50. Mork

    #96,

    I guess you’ve never heard of Japanese war guilt, or you just conveniently forget about it. Cognitive disconnect is a bitch.

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