Jesse James apologizes to Sandra Bullock

March 18th, 2010 // 170 Comments

Jesse James released the following statement to People today apologizing to his family for recent reports of an affair with stripper/porn star Michelle “Bombshell” McGee (above):

The vast majority of the allegations reported are untrue and unfounded. Beyond that, I will not dignify these private matters with any further public comment.
“There is only one person to blame for this whole situation, and that is me. It’s because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way.
“This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them. I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused them. I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me.”

So I’m guessing the vast minority of the allegations that are true involve a tattooed vagina, the words “open marriage” and a cotton swab to the urethra because condoms are for suckers. But at least Jesse James is man enough to admit his mistake and then basically assume his family will forgive him one day, so who wants to fuck?

Or was that not the message?

Photos: Splash News

  1. I know it makes for great fun to write about, but my heart breaks for Sandra … especially after the recent comment that Jesse was the first man she felt “had her back.” I feel her pain.

  2. unbelievable

    This thing is uhhh, beyond descriptions. No mistresses ever shocked me like this one. My, she is not a human and her extremes make people frightened and dumbfounded. If someone is attracted to this thing, he must be equally sick. Seriously, only an abnormal people with serious psychological problems will express themselves this way to extremity. Too much for human eyes to absorb. Most scary is her eyes and the words. It seems only in horror movies we find figures like this. Actually the colors and fake boobs are still less extreme than the message she is trying to express. “I have the power on my neck, my thighs, my back, even my fingers are drawn with power. I am the symbol of sin as carved on my forehead….” Wow, I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s possessed by evil spirits.

  3. boushkash

    sandra is so fake. she is pretending to be hurt and embarrassed as if she is an angel. she is worse than jesse, check out this old image of hers [NSFW]:

    she should win a second academy award just for this one image!

    the tattoos are amazing! michelle bombshell is a beauty!

  4. Iamblessed

    Jesse James banged this 70 year old?!

    She could be his grandma! YUCK!!!!!

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  6. factjack

    Bullock is an awful fake with very bad jokes (how can you call her classy with her lame joke and “kiss” with Strep). She’s not funny. She’s always pushy and forced and CONTROLLING. The money would be nice except that she’d be in control. Ever watch Jesse hold the umbrella for her. She used him like a body guard and sex was always what she mentioned in interviews as the primary important thing…”I want sex with this guy the rest of my life”…”you are so hot…I want you” she immaturely says at the awards ceremony. She’s a user with an elitist upbringing pretending to be regular folk. I think this media ho got what she deserved and it’s the only funny thing she’s ever really done. Reading about it makes you laugh. She hasn’t appeared because she can’t control this situation. She is as sick as him and I’m sure she had STDs when she met him in her attempt to date all of Holywood’s leading men. They dumped her because she’s so boring and so controlling. And so not “hot” and manly looking. Who could look more like a man in drag than Sandra Bullock dressed as the Vegas dancer in Congeniality 2??? She is trash and doesn’t deserve an Oscar. By the way Bullock idiots…she wasn’t first choice for The Blind Side. And she looked too old for Ryan Reynolds in The Proposal. She needs to grow up and now she can finally face the music for all the money she stole for bad movies she’s made. WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND SANDRA DEE!!!

  7. Great Post…..I found your site on stumbleupon and read a few of your other posts. Keep up the good work. I just added your RSS feed to my Google News Reader. Looking forward to reading more from you down the road!

  8. artistic feeling

  9. katie
    Commented on this photo:

    does that white shit on her shitty boob job/ tattoo disaster of a stomach look like crack to anyone else?

  10. katie

    this woman is garbage, one thing if you don’t like sandra or her movies- she still doesn’t deserve this no one does. Im sure Michelle whore whatever her name is kids are soooo proud of her

  11. mike

    whats that white shit on her chest? …… jesse doing some lines off her tities?

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