Jesse James apologizes to Sandra Bullock

March 18th, 2010 // 170 Comments

Jesse James released the following statement to People today apologizing to his family for recent reports of an affair with stripper/porn star Michelle “Bombshell” McGee (above):

The vast majority of the allegations reported are untrue and unfounded. Beyond that, I will not dignify these private matters with any further public comment.
“There is only one person to blame for this whole situation, and that is me. It’s because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way.
“This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them. I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused them. I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me.”

So I’m guessing the vast minority of the allegations that are true involve a tattooed vagina, the words “open marriage” and a cotton swab to the urethra because condoms are for suckers. But at least Jesse James is man enough to admit his mistake and then basically assume his family will forgive him one day, so who wants to fuck?

Or was that not the message?

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Sardonic

    “Tiger, it’s Jesse. Hey, you got a minute?”

  2. lol

    mmm nothing hotter than tit scars and vagina razor burn…

    i wonder if jesse’s dick rotted off yet…

  3. Burt

    If it wasn’t for the face tattoos and the bangs (bangs make people look like a 4 year-old who was left unsupervised with a pair of scissors), she’d look quite attractive in the first picture.

  4. dude

    thats one butt ugly dude with implants

  5. normal eyebrows

    her “eyebrows” are fucking stupid

  6. black jesus

    is she taking a shit? whats up with that expression.. you dumbass bitch, that aint sexy, its retarded

  7. denise

    as usual,,,RANDAL is a total asshole

  8. who cares

    what is dripping down her chest??? That is just foul……..

  9. uncle Rough

    This heavily tattooed tart must be equally heavy on the compliments, or Sandra goes on movie locations way too long…

  10. Toby

    WTF Tattoo’s thier own forehead????

    Furthermore, what kamikaze sonofabitch would fuck someone whom has tattooed their own forehead???

  11. vicks

    Jeez, I like tattoos, but those are stupid and ugly. I especially dislike her knee, feet and leg tattoos. They look like she put zero thought into them. She is not pretty at all. And yeah, chola eyebrows. Not hot at all.

  12. WTF MAKES FAMOUS MEN THINK THAT THE WOMEN THAT THEY CREEP AROUND WITH WON’T SELL THEIR ASSES DOWN THE DRAIN FOR CASH$$$$ HE’S JUST AS STUPID AS TIGER. DIDN’T HE KNOW THAT NOBODY REALLY LOVED HIM EXCEPT SANDRA!

    I DON’T CARE HOW BIG HIS DICK IS, SANDRA, GET THE FUCK OVER HIM. AND IF IT’S HARD TO DO, JUST THINK ABOUT WHAT HE WAS DOING WHEN YOU WERE FILMIING THE BLINDSIDE.

  13. shankyouverymuch

    I’ve gotta wonder if the old Vanilla Gorilla had his way with her asshole … I wonder if it’s tattooed??????

  14. harmonica

    she looks like marilyn manson with huge boobs. gross. and now poor sandra probably has the hiv : /

  15. Dn

    She’s friggen Amish! No bullshit. She says she bolted for LA, never looked back and got tattooed. Guess she got tired of raising barns and decided to start raising hell. The tat on her forhead reads, “Pray for us sinners.” She’s gonna need it.

  16. nuhUh

    I guess she likes how she looks.. does nothing for me, however. At least magic marker comes off eventually.

  17. Mr. Obvious

    yes, Sandra is better. But this chick is probably crazy in the bedroom. She’s probably into some kinky stuff: S&M, ATM, DP, etc.

    Sure most guys want steak every night, but sometimes you want the steak and the greasy pizza.

  18. Those are implant scars.

  19. Meh

    Hot body. Ugly face. Not fair that ugly girls with hot bodies can get laid so easily. Men are dumb.

  20. Mahogma

    No surprise here-he’s a scooter tramp,and she’s scooter trash. Nothing wrong with that,but WTF was Sandra Bullock thinking?

  21. Star

    WHAT WAS HE THINKING.HE HAD SANDRA AT HOME ,THEN HE SLEEPS WITH THIS THING.THE TATS DONT BOTHER ME ITS JUST HER.I HOPE SHE CAN LIVE WITH WHAT SHES DONE WHAT A PIG!!!!!!!!

  22. Ljute Fisk

    DAM NIT I CAN’T FAP TO SHITTY NIPPLE SCARS.

  23. Rasputins Liver

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    Wow.

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    That skank looks like total shit.

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    And I’m not talking about the tats. They’re ok. It’s those Frankenstein’s titties.

    *

  24. Heather

    Kat Von D wannabe much?

  25. She looks like a filthy tattooed, drugged-out whore!

    I’d fuck her and leave her a $20…

  26. jiffy pop

    Sandra looks like someone that has a really bad attitude, and I’d bet she is really a nag, not only that, but she is now looking like an old hag, too. I can see why Jesse wanted someone real and not a phony, baloney stupid actress that is never home and always out working.

  27. zuzuspetals

    The stupid bitch either has jaundice or that is the ugliest fucking spray-on tan ever.

  28. Zoel

    What does her forehead tattoo say?

  29. Mr. Nice Guy

    Didn’t Sandra Steal him for his Wife? They met (in 2003) right after he Married Janine Marie Lindemulder (in 2002), and she (Janine) had a kid in 2004. Sandra is no victim.

  30. pooter

    I think 27 and 29 are directed @ Randal dooooooooooooouuuuuuccccchhhhhe

  31. Rasputins Liver

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    This bitch doesn’t even rise from the negative level of Skankariffic.

    *

    Goddamn. Fake titties are bad enough. Ugly fake titties are just shit on a chest.

    *

    I’d rather nibble on some teeny titties that’re real than some huge fake Rubber Maid knockers any goddamn day.

    *

  32. Bob Jones

    This chick is heinous. I wouldn’t even put your wiener in her.

  33. Jaz

    i can’t believe this chick! she has stars tattooed on her nipples? Have you no shame, no boundaries, no class?!

  34. Bob Jones

    Actually, Superficial Writer, could you please take her off the front page, it burns my eyes when I come to the site. Whew, luckily there’s lazertits.com to soothe away the pain.

  35. Just Cause

    He chose this when he had Sandra Bullock at home?

    This guy shouldn’t be trusted with another decision for his entire life.

  36. cc

    Jesse, ‘poor judgement’ is bumping someone’s car when you are parallel parking. Shagging this thing is ‘monumental stupidity’…and then some.

  37. Stephen Hawking

    This fugly tranny whore looks like a tattoo shop scratch pad.
    Shitty artwork designed for drunken sailors looks retarded on women.
    You’re really NOT fucking retro with the shitty body art.
    The frankenstein nipples give away the shitty back alley plastic surgery
    she underwent.
    Forehead tattoo = LIFE IS OVER.
    Not even most Hells Angels, Renegades, Mongols, Grim Reapers or any one of a hundred thousand bikers would tattoo their face.
    This chick is destined to nowhere, fast.

  38. Jimmy

    Can anyone imagine what this creature will look like when she’s in her 60s, 70s? My word, it’ll be like seeing the comic page after it went through the garbage disposal. Come to think of it, this life form looks like that now!

  39. Bella

    @47, I was thinking the same. This really bums me out, I was hoping when I saw Sandra B give her dickbag husband that “I love you” look during her oscar speech that he was legit and they would be a lasting couple. Well fuck, now that that’s shot to shit I guess I’ll just have to find a way to pick up the pieces and move on.

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  41. BitemeBitche$

    Tat the Tits ya U dumb Bitche$ I’d lick a tat over a scar!!

  42. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, and opinions are appreciated:) Good or bad! Michelle is super sweet with a thick skin. I love her, and so does many many others:) Have a great day.

  43. Insatiable Peter

    Now this is a lady I can pee on.

  44. superALEX

    @29 – But I do

  45. Bubba

    Jesse really should only be apologizing to his own wiener. She’s nasty! Generally, I love me a woman with tattoos, but she looks ridic. I’d still splurge on here chest though.

  46. Chad

    I’d fuck her….and you would too.

  47. HolySmokes

    I first read the comments before looking at the pictures. You people weren’t kidding. She’s brutally ugly and does indeed resemble Marilyn Manson.

    But this all can’t come as a shock to Sandra Bullock, after all she got the guy from a porn star in the first place. Water finds its own level.

  48. neighborhoodobservor

    nice white power tattoo on the back of her thighs… way to keep it classy…

  49. Lynz Catastrophe

    JESSE!!! YOU CHEATED ON SANDRA WITH THIS?! I have nothing against tattoos really, i think they are beautiful – WHEN DONE RIGHT!!! And those are very cheap looking implants…….and what the hell is dripping down her chest……do i really want to know or is it obvious……….

  50. lulu

    F— Sandra! She stole him from his wife when she was 7 months pregnant. She deserves every STD she gets. Jessie is icky and I am sure Michelle is not the only woman…

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