Jesse James released the following statement to People today apologizing to his family for recent reports of an affair with stripper/porn star Michelle “Bombshell” McGee (above):
“The vast majority of the allegations reported are untrue and unfounded. Beyond that, I will not dignify these private matters with any further public comment.
“There is only one person to blame for this whole situation, and that is me. It’s because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way.
“This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them. I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused them. I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me.”
So I’m guessing the vast minority of the allegations that are true involve a tattooed vagina, the words “open marriage” and a cotton swab to the urethra because condoms are for suckers. But at least Jesse James is man enough to admit his mistake and then basically assume his family will forgive him one day, so who wants to fuck?
Or was that not the message?
whoa, no stars.
Did you somehow forget the NOT APPROPRIATE FOR WORK thing????
Thanks. Now I have the AIDS.
She has the Tara Reid pepperoni nips
i don’t understand the whole garter belt without stockings thing…. that’s not hot.
Why can’t women ever figure out… be happy with what your born with. Messed up booby surgeries are far worse than small tits any day of the week
You should just give up the stars, period. You people at work shouldn’t be wasting company time looking at the Superficial. Goddamn it brb, boss walked into my office again, pushy bastard…
You should just give up the stars, period. You people at work shouldn’t be wasting company time looking at the Superficial. Goddamn it brb, boss walked into my office again, pushy bastard
i dont like to judge on looks but she does look like a crack addict, she just has that look. Not saying all tattoo’d people do, just her
@5 – wait wait wait…after looking at this mess (thnx for the AIDS fish) all you could find fault with is the garter with no stockings?
Well kiddies that is what a real woman looks like.
Another case of greedy pussy syndrome. Look at the after math folks. LOOK AT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
I do not have a big problem with tattoos in hot chicks…but I fuckin hate totally fake breasts..with those fucking stitched up areolas..
KEEP’EM NATURAL GODAMMIT!
I’m pretty sure there’s supposed to be a “T” in the middle of her belt buckle…
Kat Von D is still the hottest fully-inked woman around. This broad has an uncanny resemblance to Marilyn Manson.
Epic fail.
Scarred nipples are like a cherry on top of this poopcake.
*barf*
I love that she was totally about that forehead tattoo at first, and then was like holy crap, I have a forehead tattoo, and got bangs.
The level of commitment one must have to put that much beauty in art on one’s skin is beyond amazing. This beautiful woman adds an extra layer of accessories to look at in a dazing array of color and style.
The leopard prints are my favorite! Growl.
Randal
Ugh, who on earth finds Frankenstein nipples attractive?! Implants are yuck.
Good Lord…. did she go for the DIY boobjob? Those sub-areola scars are what you would expect from a blindfolded proctologist, not a plastic surgeon.
I like Sandra Bullocks 45 year old flapjacks better than those butchered boobies.
That there is a gotdam succubus
I think she’s hot. I think you can tell she was super hot before she started getting the ink. She makes it work though, messed up nipple scars and all.
I am not a fan of tattoos generally.
Would I bang her over Sandra Bullock?
Uhm no. Not in a million years. Sandra is and always has been one of the single hottest women on the planet. If I had Sandra in my bed most nights, I’d use my hand the rest and think it obsolete.
yesterday someone made this comment:
“nothing says “I’ve gone as far as I’d like to in society” like a forehead tattoo.
and it made my day.
Yay for goth/punk trannies! (seriously look at that face!!!).
I love how the pubicists of these famous ppl always write the most politicly correct bullshit ever. Seriously, that has to be the vaguest ‘apology’ of all time!
Is that spunk spatter running down her chest?
@SW – this shapeshifting IP address stuff is lame. unblock me so I can continue to generate click revenue.
What. A. Douche.
Ha Ha! Belt Buckle joke! She looks best in photo 10, because you can’t see her jacked face! And that neck tattoo makes me feel instantly like I am wearing a too-tight turtleneck. I bet’s she’s seen some turtlenecks in her day!
You can’t blame him.
Are those implant scars or breast reduction scars. I’m having a very hard telling. Either way, whatever she had done doesn’t look all that bad. @23, I completely agree with you. Sandra is HOT and just keeps getting better. Jesse doesn’t know how good he had it.
why do people keep saying she is a porn star, but never come out with the videos?!
i wonder where the tattoos stop is all
WHERE DO THEY STOP IS ALL
Post the video dammit
Marilyn Mason tranny style right? I mean … I didn’t know he got a sex change?
She looks like a bad version of Kat Von D
2 much Manson
people like this just look absolutely fucking ridiculous.
See….Jesse apologized, it’s all better. Now the healing process can begin, just like herpes sores heal over, so can this beautiful couples’ relationship. He won’t stray again Sandra, you can count on that, because he said so.
Icky. Her Frankenstein nipples, those creepy eyebrows (I bet those are tatted on as well), and her creepy looking feet.
Her kids are gonna be proud one day.
Shes got very pretty eyes–At least until she figures out a way to tatoo them too…
Off topic, but I have to say that Randal’s comments always cracks me up.
Holy crap, that beast is just nasty… I’ll bet it smells as bad as it looks, too.
Damn that’s the most revolting thing I’ve seen since, well since the last time I saw Michelle Obama on tv.
She’s not even worthy of a piss up the arse.
@10
Dammit, you beat me to the punch…
@18
You do realize that she’s famous for fucking another woman’s husband, right? That she is only on this website because she spread her legs for a married guy? I prefer when you bestow your glowing admiration on Heidi Montag for fuck’s sake…
Nipple scars aside, she has a nice body. She screwed it up with all those
tattoos. It’s not the fact that she has tattoos, it’s just that her tattoos are fucking stupid.
Sandra had to have seen this shit coming though. He was married to some pregnant porn star when she hooked up with him.
Really, Jessie? Really!
hes gonna go down in flames..just like…wait…yep.
Fan of the tits, not the tats.
Only a matter of time b 4 she gets a reality show… If I was producing it, I’d call it “Tit for Tat”.
Holy crap, this bitch’s pics are hilarious. I love how these sad, plain, fugly sluts try to look sexy. First, she strips/blows dick in alleys to pay for a boob job. Then, realizing she’s still ugly as hell, she starts getting tats in an attempt to hide the unattractive features and to seem “edgy” and appealing. Someone didn’t hug this whore when she was a kid, and this is what happens. Get a job, lazy slut!!!
You are not allowed to have the words “Trophy Girl” tattooed or even emblazoned in any form on or near your body when you have THREE forehead tattoos, and look like Marylin Manson’s deformed Siamese twin.
Bad tattoo slut.
*smacks her with a rolled up newspaper*
BAD.
No biscuit.
look at those delicious scars. i threw up a little bit in my mouth.