Jesse James: ‘Kat Von D is Better Than Sandra in Bed’

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Jesse James gave a heartfelt interview on ABC’s Nightline where he talked about “starting over” and what a simple, gentle father he has become. This is a guy who is trying to protect his kids from the harsh spotlight that celebrity can sometimes bring especially during a controversial divorce. Which is of course why he went on Howard Stern yesterday and talked about what a great lay Kat Von D is and how he never fully trusted or felt comfortable with Sandra Bullock. Radar reports:

In a raunchy appearance on Howard Stern’s Sirius satellite show today, James gave a thumbs up to fiancée Kat Von D for her prowess in the sack. He then alluded that Sandra Bullock lacks talent in dancing the horizontal manbo.

When asked by Howard who is better?

That one is an easy no-brainer…Kat Von D. One hundred percent,” James replied. “She’s a vixen. If she cheated on me, I would forgive her and still love her.

I can’t claim to know which of these women are better in the sack, but if I had to guess, I’d say that Jesse James is a stupid asshole. The problem here is that he is promoting a book titled American Outlaw. Going around with all this sensitivity nonsense probably wasn’t jiving with his handlers who want to milk this bad boy angle for all its worth. “Yeah, yeah Jesse that’s great you love your kids blah blah, how bout this? You start talking about the time Sandy admitted she was a lesbian when she wouldn’t let you tattoo ‘Monster Garage’ above her vagina.” “But that never happ– oh, I get it now.”

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