Jesse James: ‘Kat Von D is Better Than Sandra in Bed’

May 5th, 2011 // 102 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

Jesse James gave a heartfelt interview on ABC’s Nightline where he talked about “starting over” and what a simple, gentle father he has become. This is a guy who is trying to protect his kids from the harsh spotlight that celebrity can sometimes bring especially during a controversial divorce. Which is of course why he went on Howard Stern yesterday and talked about what a great lay Kat Von D is and how he never fully trusted or felt comfortable with Sandra Bullock. Radar reports:

In a raunchy appearance on Howard Stern’s Sirius satellite show today, James gave a thumbs up to fiancée Kat Von D for her prowess in the sack. He then alluded that Sandra Bullock lacks talent in dancing the horizontal manbo.

When asked by Howard who is better?

That one is an easy no-brainer…Kat Von D. One hundred percent,” James replied. “She’s a vixen. If she cheated on me, I would forgive her and still love her.

I can’t claim to know which of these women are better in the sack, but if I had to guess, I’d say that Jesse James is a stupid asshole. The problem here is that he is promoting a book titled American Outlaw. Going around with all this sensitivity nonsense probably wasn’t jiving with his handlers who want to milk this bad boy angle for all its worth. “Yeah, yeah Jesse that’s great you love your kids blah blah, how bout this? You start talking about the time Sandy admitted she was a lesbian when she wouldn’t let you tattoo ‘Monster Garage’ above her vagina.” “But that never happ– oh, I get it now.”

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  1. Koko

    Just when I thought I couldn’t hate this douch-bag any harder. STFU Jesse James!

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    tmfvaughan
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    I wonder if she takes the wig off while they do it.

  3. Woody Long

    What is telling is the interview JJ did on Howard stern. JJ said he would take what’s – her ‘ face back even if she cheated on him. It sounds like a really low self -esteem issue. Any man in his right mind wouldn’t even start up with tatoo Annie, much less take her back with another man’s load still dripping

  4. T1

    spotted forehead tattoo …ick

  5. Dick Douche, Private Eye

    It used to be, that all a man had to do to be a bad-ass was to drink a lot and brag about his dick. These days, the American Public demands More and More.

    Ultimately, it is us, you and I, dear Superficial readers, who are responsible for the Jesse Jameses of this world.

  6. Ken B

    hmmm, lemme get this straight; one chick screams “shove your c**k up my a** and then blow your load in my mouth!” the other is America’s sweet heart….. yeah the scale tips to the whore every time! :)

  7. Could this guy be a bigger queef? Holy shit what a fucking scumbag.

  8. Chris

    A feather earring? Really?

  9. Smiley

    This gross rebounding piece of shit makes sick. You just know that for the rest of his limp gorilladick life he’s gonna be trying to convince the world he’s just so over Bullock. Not to mention she practically roced the poor guy to fuck some disease like BoobShit McGee. Because she was a lousy lay see? Even more laughable is tat von douche is way too vapid and dirty to know or care she’s nothing more than a prop in this whole lame game of his.

  10. iola

    Of course he’s gonna say shes better in bed! Look at how many Old Cocks shes been with/married too. Yucky!

  11. Kelley

    In the first place, it was a really super-tacky question of Howard Stern to ask, even coming from HIM … the answer reveals a bruised, infantile mentality within. The exterior is bad enough already, gah … I’m hoping SB regrets the day she saw anything in this complete waste of air and skin, and (for the Military) … good rations.

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    sequoiathrone
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    yikes, can’t believe i used to find her attractive

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    meyeah
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    That ugly woman ( who cant leave the house without tons of makeup) likes to lick his ass hole thats why he says shes better in bed than sandra

  14. deedee

    I love, love your commentary…great wit here!! Lastly, I’m not sure he was even thinking clearly when he was blabbing on Howard’s show, but Howard does have that gift to pull the raunchy out of people – doesn’t he???? Birds of a feather…???

  15. SO WHAT. Good for Sandra Bullock. She isn’t all class. Afterall, she’s the one who chose this scumbag. She CHOSE that filthy, illierate, tattoo’ed biker want-a-be. If it wasn’t for his name, he’d be an absolute nobody. He’d also be a nobody if the stupid general public didn’t gravitate to him based on a ‘name’.

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