Jesse James Cheated On Kat Von D With 19 Women

November 14th, 2011 // 72 Comments

Because acting like a high school senior is always the best way to prove how deep you are, Kat Von D wrote a Facebook note letting everyone know Jesse James cheated on her a record 19 times (They broke up again, by the way.) which makes me wonder if they were ever really in a relationship or she just followed him around telling people he’s her boyfriend while he continued his hunt for the perfect wundergina to bring to the Fuhrer:

Today I encountered the 19th girl to add to the list of people Jesse cheated on me with during this last year.
I kept going back and forth in my mind as to what the best way would be for me to release and let go of any residual feelings remaining from that toxic relationship. All of this may sound petty or immature to some, but I assure you this is coming from a place of pure honesty and love.
There was a time when I was confident and excited at proving the world wrong, because I believed so deeply in people’s ability to change for the better. Although this was not a primary purpose in the relationship, I did feel like it would be a positive thing for those who judged Jesse solely based on what they read in tabloids, to see that change is always possible – even in the people who seem hopeless.
I still believe that, even if that change never occurs inside of him – because I see proof of change everyday – in others, and in myself. I’m far from perfect, but am willing to examine myself, and my patterns of dysfunction, and then put in the work to better myself. It’s a daily practice, but it’s working.

So let me get this straight. Kat Von D started a relationship with Jesse James for the sole purpose of trying to change him, only to have it entirely backfire in her face because he continued to act exactly like he did before they started dating? Wow, what a strange and unusual turn of events. I bet she’s the only woman this has ever happened to, it’s so unusual.

Photos: Fame, Splash News


  1. Stapes

    Correction: with 19 girls. The number of times is probably infinite.

  2. Weirdo

    The only way I’d hit that—- is with a two by four. Anyway it looks like some guy already hit it—- with an ugly stick!

  3. fzzywzzy

    KVD-He cheated on you at least 19 times and you remained with him that whole time? And he needed to change? Yeah, okay.

    • Frank Burns

      And why was 19 the breaking point, instead of, you know, 1?

      • @Frank – well it’s not like she didn’t know he was a cheater before she even started dating him, with the whole Sandra Bullock mess. So just 1 wouldn’t have phased her. She also might not have known about all 19 before breaking up with him.

      • TomFrank

        And how exactly did she find about the 19 other women in the first… oh, hell, I don’t really care.

  4. AZRock

    This chick is human trash.
    What did she think, that her and her tatted up Vag was gonna change him for the better? She is a moron.

  5. Area Man

    Nice pained-on eyebrows. She looks like a Pekinese in a wind tunnel.

  6. These hollywood whoring hookers have got to have a hundred STD’s. Say that tongue twister really fast!

    • browny

      As must Charlie SHeen, Jesse James, Ashton Kutcher, Tiger Woods, et al. The ‘whore’ got them from somewhere… they’re ALL whores… or none of them are.

  7. stevebeagle

    Opossum face

  8. Josh

    She didnt care about bullock so why should anyone give a shit about her.

  9. Snaggletooth

    I’d still fuck her. I’ve fucked uglier sluts sober.

  10. MarkM

    Boo Hoo Hoo…the girl who was with a guy that was cheating got cheated on? Golly…what a shocking surprise!

  11. God is Black

    Let me get this straight,19 times Ubber Nazi cheats and as someone else stated you continue to stay with him? I could understand 1 or 2 may be but 19 times? And she keeps count?BaHaHaHaHa! Jesse James is making porn films for

    • Venom

      Don’t besmirch Burning Angel, they do good work:)
      And I don’t think they would welcome Jesse James there seeing as the owner is a Jew.

  12. direchef

    That’s the most sane thing he’s ever done.

  13. Governor Scott Walker

    So what I’m getting from this is Hollywood is so bereft of decent men that even a douchey loser like James can get laid.

  14. Venom

    First she knew he was a cheater when she started dating him so that is her own fault.
    Secondly, look at her she looks like garbage. When you deface your body like that, what do you expect?

  15. Frank Burns

    Please revise headline to “Jesse James Cheated On Kat Von D 19 Times And Is A Scrotum”.

  16. Applied rough tools

    Has she ever heard of unconditional love. Good thing JJ can count on cinnabon.

  17. sitin

    And now they want to put JJ on TV as a bike building competitor with other guys that have good reputations! Sick !

  18. Cock Dr

    Wow. Nineteen different woman that she knows about.
    JJ is a horndog scumbag with an insatiable taste for dumb inked gutter sluts. The only disqualifier is Jewishness or not being white.
    And this dummy will do anything to get some media attention. It’s kind of pathetic.

  19. it had to be said

    “All of this may sound petty or immature to some, but I assure you this is coming from a place of pure honesty and love.”

    I am almost positive that you can act in pure honesty and love, from your own perspective, and still be petty and immature. In fact, part of immaturity is the inability to see that your pure honesty and love are . . . petty. So, yeah.

  20. You know what this calls for? A tattoo. She should get a tattoo to commemorate it with.

  21. Lisa

    Is Kat sure he didn’t cheat on her with dudes? If Jesse was into Kat, he could be gay. No offense to Kat, but I’ve seen guys with more curves than her.

  22. Buddy the Elf

    Good thing she has that 3rd grade photo of him scratched into her rib cage.

    So if I understand correctly, the piece of trash Jesse treated this bag of trash like, well – trash?

  23. He counted? I mean, once you get past 18, isn’t it kind of a moot point?

  24. Dames, amirite? This is exactly why we should never have given them the right to vote. This exact situation.

  25. Only 19? I bet that number was much higher when she was with Nikki Sixx ?

  26. Kat Von D Jesse James Cheating
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    Stupid is as stupid does… Even a fictional movie character makes more sense than her introspective tripe.

  27. MJB

    Who would’ve thought that a guy into Nazism and whoring around would actually cheat on the precious, delicate flower that is Kat Von D.
    If it weren’t for his money, I don’t see how even a skank can be into him. He’s so ugly, old-looking and has a weird voice.
    And who the hell buys makeup kits from a woman who looks like a Coney Island carnival sideshow?

    • kimmykimkim

      No matter how much I love makeup, I would never buy shit from this woman. And no matter how much I like shoes, I will never buy Jessica Simpson or go to shoedazzle. It’s owned by the Kardashians. Fuck all that.

      • MJB

        I know, right?! First off, Kat Von D is an anti-semitic white power skank who’s born in Mexico to Argentinian parents and only remembers she’s hispanic when it’s convenient for publicity.
        Jessica Simpson is well…Jessica Simpson. Her brand makes some pretty cute stuff. But, I’ll be damned if I give her any of my money.
        Shoedazzle looks cheap except for a few stuff here & there. So, yeah fuck all that!

  28. Kat Von D Jesse James Cheating
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    Who could have guessed that entering a relationship with the guy who cheated on his wife with you would end in him cheating on you. In Kat’s defense, there’s just no way you could see that coming.

  29. TetterkeT

    Stupid twats. You CANNOT change a man. If you can’t accept the way they are then just sleep with them and move on to the next guy.

  30. Karl Klondike

    Dear Kat. People don’t change.

  31. kimmykimkim

    So, she just needs to go fuck 19 guys. Then they’ll be even (ish). And then, if she really wants be with the guy, she needs to be ok with having an open relationship so they can both fuck whoever they want. Problem solved.

  32. Michelle

    1 time shame on him. 2 times shame on you. 19 times… fuck are you stupid, whine to someone who gives a shit.

  33. Kat Von D Jesse James Cheating
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    That dude is so hot

  34. adolf hitler

    women fool themselves into thinking they get with these guys to change them. they get with them because theyre sexually attracted to them; thats why these guys get so much ass in the first place.

  35. j/k

    My momma always said, “If they’ll do it with you, they’ll do it to you!”

  36. You don’t have the market cornered on personal growth, Kat. Three of those girls were Jewish, and one was a Mexican.

  37. Clark Kent

    It’s an impulse control deficit type thing. When you get a tattoo of someone’s face before you’ve determined that he’s really trustworthy and otherwise is suitable for you, that’s a sign of poor impulse control. When you cheat on Sandra Bullock with Michelle Bombshell McGeen, poor impulse control. When you have sex with someone who looks like Kat Drachenberg, poor impulse control. Get tat after tat after tat, poor impulse control.

  38. Kat Von D Jesse James Cheating
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    This woman…her face, it is nasty. The beer goggles, they do nothing.

  39. Kat Von D Jesse James Cheating
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    “Jesse James Cheated On Kat Von D With 19 Women”

    …using the loosest possible definition of “women”

  40. Angel

    Most of you are being way too hard on Katt. I thought that it was common knowledge, that it only becomes unacceptable to remain in a tumultuous relationship, when your cheating partner has 19&1/2 out-of-relationship experiences. Yes, the half stands for a midget (or little person if we’re being politically correct). Again… I thought this was common knowledge.

  41. sanglante journée

    Jesse James Cheated On Kat Von D With 19 Women and
    1 really really hot graffiti covered highway overpass.

  42. Kevin

    And women want respect…

  43. somethingoriginal

    So she saw the Sasha Grey story and thought she’d angle for a math tutoring job. I’m guessing she’s missing a toe if she’s stopping at 19.

  44. Kat Von D Jesse James Cheating
    personality disorders
    Commented on this photo:

    She is a passive narcissist. He is a complete narcissist. She seriously belived (distorted reality) that her love is more special than Sandra’s. That he was being abused, or was, and somehow, that is an excuse. She deludes herself- like so many women out of ego, desperation, and lonliness.
    Men do this as well, but at a far lesser extent.
    People tell you who they are through behavior. What they have to say means nothing.

  45. heywood

    There’s ugly, then there’s REALLY ugly, then there’s Medusa ugly, and then there’s Cornelius from ‘Planet of the Apes’ ugly.

    Then, there’s Cat Von D ugly. Excuse me while I go wretch.

  46. Oh man! I thought there was going to be a good old fashioned white trash wedding between Kat & Jesse.
    Of course they better first check to make certain they’re already not related. Perhaps it was a revelation of how she might get publicity once again. And oh look, it worked. -Kat von Douche

  47. TheListener

    Some women cannot understand that if a married man cheats on his wife with you, then eventually he’s going to cheat on you with someone else. If he breaks his marriage vows, what are the odds he’s going to be faithful to you?

  48. Dr Ha-Ha

    I’m guessing Jesse cheated on her once for every piece of crap tattooed on her face. That way he was able to keep score easily.

  49. Sliver

    Surprise!!!—Oh wait.

  50. She knew he was a snake when she picked him up. Anyone who knows anything about the tattooed biker lifestyle has to know those scumbags will f*ck anything. She is a case in point.

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