Jesse Eisenberg Just Made Mel Gibson a Very Happy Man

I feel like when I was 13 and I had to go to bar mitzvahs every weekend. This is the same feeling. You have to put on a suit every weekend to go meet with a bunch of Jews.”

- Jesse Eisenberg describing awards season and inadvertently admitting Hollywood is run by Jews much to the delight of Mel Gibson, who presumably grew an erection, then nailed it to a cross. “I told ‘em, boner, but they just wouldn’t listen. Now BLOW ME. Oh, right.”

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