Good Morning, Jessa Hinton, And Other News

September 20th, 2013 // 19 Comments

- Michael K is hiring an intern which reminds me to change the batteries in Photo Boy’s shock collar. [Dlisted]

- Jennifer Aniston‘s publicist says she isn’t pregnant, but is also a huge liar, so who knows? [Lainey Gossip]

- Beautiful Women From Generations Past [theCHIVE]

- Jon Gosselin is surprisingly zen about his new life, so look for ATV tracks to find the bodies. That’s how you’ll find them. [Fishwrapper]

- Helicopters make Bertney frow up. [tooFab]

- Police Chief Who Threatened To Shoot “Libtards” In YouTube Videos To Be Fired [BuzzFeed]

- Emmanuelle Chriqui is still hot as shit. [Popoholic]

- Hillary Clinton might be bisexual. [IDLYITW]

- So maybe keep her away from Gemma Arterton. [Hollywood Tuna]

- They caught Famke Janssen‘s creepy book-leaving stalker. [Celebslam]

- I want to build a monument to Kate Upton‘s breasts. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Nick Carter regrets banging Paris Hilton presumably because herpes never goes away. [Amy Grindhouse]

- New Mexico: Where you make with the dwarf porn or we burn you. [FilmDrunk]

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  1. Jessa Hinton Bikini 138 Water Photoshoot
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    If I was a cop and pulled this girl over….

    Well, one way or the other, I wouldnt be a cop for much longer

  2. Jessa Hinton Bikini 138 Water Photoshoot
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “You want my credit card to go shopping? That’s ridicu-…ohhhh, OK, why not!”

  3. Jessa Hinton Bikini 138 Water Photoshoot
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “My daughter’s your age, haha…ha,……..,……………………”
    “Um, cool Mister”
    “……………….”

  4. Jessa Hinton Bikini 138 Water Photoshoot
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    You guys have to do more pictures of this chick

  5. Jessa Hinton Bikini 138 Water Photoshoot
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    (photographer)
    “Ok, ok, that’s great Jessica! Now I want you to splash some of the water on your face and hair….that’s right…good, good. Now give me “shocked”, yet mix in a little “you liked it”……oh yeah….just like….that….now say “is that all you got?” to the bottle….YES! YES! …uuuhhhHHHH…”

  6. I would have sexual intercourse with this woman.

  7. Jessa Hinton Bikini 138 Water Photoshoot
    Jed
    Commented on this photo:

    Today’s photographers lack talent and skill. The lighting is horrible and the composition is pathetic.

  8. Cock Dr

    The circus boobs just ruin it IMO.

  9. What’s up with these hoes and this mysterious water that probably tastes like sweat, cotton candy body spray and neatly folded one dollar bills?

  10. Hugh Jass

    Better fake tits than the last one who hawked the bottled flavored tap water.

  11. Jessa Hinton Bikini 138 Water Photoshoot
    Paully Boston Baby!
    Commented on this photo:

    I could do sooo much coke off that mirror!

  12. Caroline

    I love the stupid ass comments by men that they’d do this plastic buttwipe. Big ugly fake boobs and simpering come-hither looks. Yup, just the woman you want to take home.

  13. anonym

    Whoever can make fake boobs look more real will be rich as fuck

  14. Jessa Hinton Bikini 138 Water Photoshoot
    Hey Now
    Commented on this photo:

    Never before have I seen a picture that so succinctly illustrates just what the Internet is.

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