Jersey Shore’s Angelina in a Bikini

The Superficial / April 22, 2010

Bikini Morning barrels on with Angelina from Jersey Shore who apparently calls herself the “Kim Kardashian of Staten Island” because of her “all nature figure” so clearly this one’s a drinker. On that note, I had no idea who she was because I’ve never watched the show but I’m quickly figuring out I can pick these Jersey Shore chicks out with my eyes closed.

*feels around*

“Hmm, lumpy midsection… breasts partially exposed… tanning oil residue…”

*sniff sniff*

“Hints of calzone and dick- GOT ONE!”