Jersey Shore’s Angelina in a Bikini

Bikini Morning barrels on with Angelina from Jersey Shore who apparently calls herself the “Kim Kardashian of Staten Island” because of her “all nature figure” so clearly this one’s a drinker. On that note, I had no idea who she was because I’ve never watched the show but I’m quickly figuring out I can pick these Jersey Shore chicks out with my eyes closed.

*feels around*

“Hmm, lumpy midsection… breasts partially exposed… tanning oil residue…”

*sniff sniff*

“Hints of calzone and dick- GOT ONE!”