Jersey Shore needs more homoeroticism

April 7th, 2010 // 137 Comments

Here’s the dudes from Jersey Shore tanning in Miami yesterday and proving how much they love pussy by getting naked and flexing in front of each other. Which makes all kinds of sense once you remember syphilis affects the mind. On that note, MTV clearly forgot to give one of them his steroids and therefore will be legally responsible for his suicide after he’s taped crying alone in bed for an entire season. Not counting the night Snooki crawls through the air duct. “I smell peeeniisss.”

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  1. Me

    These guys are okay looking, but they have really nice bodies. I like Mike because he’s funny.

    Anyway, I don’t know why Italians are the only semi cute white guys, but they are. I like the darker skin and stuff I guess. :)

  2. @91 Effin hilarious. And true! These benders are all about the chocolate choo-choo.

  3. Steve Carboni

    These dudes look like they frequent gay bars.

  4. frank whit

    If ya have it then flaunt it right?!?!?!!?
    Feel bad for Vinny out of shape ass. He knew he was shooting season #2 he really should have hit the gym and borrowed some steroids from the meat-heads!!!!! ya know.

  5. Lizette

    y r people on here talking hellah shit about them lol damn go do something better with ur lives.. r u thaaaaaat ugly that u have to talk about other people ?? they do what they do and they are happy so drop all the stupid shiz and get ova it.. ta ta everyone and have a lovely (and hopefully a non talkin shiz about someone) day ~love~

  6. On that note, MTV clearly forgot to give one of them his steroids and therefore will be legally responsible for his suicide after he’s taped crying alone in bed for an entire season. Not counting the night Snooki crawls through the air duct. “I smell peeeniisss..

  7. Kiara

    paulie is cute enough said!! but all that damn gel and greasy shit in his hair looks fucking fruity!!

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  9. the only opinion that matters

    #70 justifiable

    I think we may have disagreed on a post in the past (not sure) but we are totally in agreement on this one. Stefania is a moron, these guys are fucktards and I don’t know anything about New Jersey girls (I’m Canadian)but I love the word “twatwaffles” and I will try to work it into my conversations when I am looking for the perfect word to describe a stupid woman.

  10. shil beally

    shame when nice bodies are wasted on such ugly people.

  11. shil beally

    shame when a nice body is wasted on such ugly people

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  13. yess

    Everyone’s needs, such as Jersey Shore this event… :S

  14. spike

    there is know way they guys are gay. gay people have alot more fashion sense and are more intelligent. they just plain dicks

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  16. Holy crap, I just saw ‘The Situation’ jerking it on webcam at the site in my name!

    Seriously, check it out. He’s soooo hot!!!!

  17. LEB

    Too bad such a hot bod is wasted on such an ugly f*ck. Are all people in Jersey as ugly as Snooki and this guy?

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  19. Marie

    The Situation’s situation is that he is uglier than h.ll. It hurts to look at that bulbous nose, beady eyes and acne-marked skin… yuck! What a waste of DNA. Talk about putting a bag over somebody’s head!!!!!

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  21. Gunther

    @63
    “aspirational” ? really??

    is that the thing where someone is choking and you shove a Bic pen into their airway so they can breathe again? you’re a lifesaver.

    oh, and these guys are all fags. NTTAWWT. i fag-friendly. just thot you should know in case your gash was still dripping.

  22. Way back before she became Barbies clone, she has bugged me since the moment I laid eyes on her. Not for how plain looking she naturally was but her personality is that of a dinner plate. I couldn’t tell you what Irked me about her but it is something way deep down inside her, underneath the plastic shell in the hallow depths of her soul.

  23. Seriously, check it out. He’s soooo hot!!!!

  24. m65

    Way back before she became Barbies clone, she has bugged me since the moment I laid eyes on her.

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  26. EAS

    How could anyone like this show? Women with loose pussies like getting with guys like these losers.

  27. EAS

    Most girls have loose pussies these days. They all give it up so easy. PUSSY CUNT PUSSY CUNT

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  29. ian

    vinny is a closet case
    in season 2 episode 1
    when he greets ronnie in the door way
    23-24 min in he says hes happy to be sharing with ronnie
    as the camera pans up he gropes ronnie
    and you can hear him say GIVE ME SOME COCK

  30. jerseyshorebitches.

    pauly d is by far the hottest

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