Here’s the dudes from Jersey Shore tanning in Miami yesterday and proving how much they love pussy by getting naked and flexing in front of each other. Which makes all kinds of sense once you remember syphilis affects the mind. On that note, MTV clearly forgot to give one of them his steroids and therefore will be legally responsible for his suicide after he’s taped crying alone in bed for an entire season. Not counting the night Snooki crawls through the air duct. “I smell peeeniisss.”
Photos: Splash News
Cali | April 7, 2010 at 2:14 pm
These guys SHOULD be making me hot, but their douchery cancels it out and I’m just annoyed (and dry).
kitty Furry | April 7, 2010 at 2:15 pm
FRIST!!!!! JERSEY SHORE IS FOR GAYs
blähhh | April 7, 2010 at 2:15 pm
nice bodies… but no, thanks…
hyman weintraub, cpa | April 7, 2010 at 2:19 pm
does anyone have pictures of his penis? they’re for a friend.
Zveers | April 7, 2010 at 2:20 pm
nice roll Vinnie.
Ugh | April 7, 2010 at 2:21 pm
I really hate meatheads!
mensa | April 7, 2010 at 2:23 pm
Eww. I like nerdy boys.
Willie Dixon | April 7, 2010 at 2:23 pm
The guy in pict #1 has the smallest head ever. It’s like a nipple.
xylus | April 7, 2010 at 2:28 pm
They make the world a better place…
abby | April 7, 2010 at 2:31 pm
His head looks so small because his arms are so big, not in a good way. I don’t know anyone that would be attracted to these guys. Vinnie looks like the only normal person, a bit humiliated he is associated with the rest of them, perhaps.
BM | April 7, 2010 at 2:34 pm
mikes muscles are just plain.. weird. like they dont fit his body.. esp his pecks. maybe its just me but im not into big muscular men whose bodies will turn to fat in 10 years. i like toned :)
this is kinda like super curvy girls like kim k.. may look nice now but imagine that in 5+ years, esp if she has a kid.. will all turn to fat and very hard to maintain..
Nikkie | April 7, 2010 at 2:37 pm
Mmmm, hot bodies… just as long as they’re not speaking.
jj | April 7, 2010 at 2:39 pm
butterfaces.
whoops | April 7, 2010 at 2:44 pm
PLEASE delete comment 12, I accidentally left my email there. And nobody email me…
HLM | April 7, 2010 at 2:44 pm
Who is the doughy one that looks like he’s kept around to help these meatheads figure out how to dial their cell phones and work complicated appliances such as toasters? Obviously not all of them went tanning that day….
sasha | April 7, 2010 at 2:45 pm
Guys who enjoy spending time together half dressed and posing. I’ll pass. Not attractive to me in the least.
shenanigans | April 7, 2010 at 2:45 pm
@8 LOL
Ronnie – “You’re totally arm-heavy. You’re all bis and tris and everything else is just fat and-and ribs.”
He needs to work out his core.
nutnbutter | April 7, 2010 at 2:50 pm
these guys work out? they look to be retaining water (steroid/prohormone side effect). and another observation – much like most american guys they’re all about upper body…as some may call it, a prison pump. they look like oranges on toothpicks – they probably would look quite fitting in short dresses and knee high socks with those catholic school girl legs… and i ask again – these guys workout??
RichPort's Ghost | April 7, 2010 at 2:51 pm
The saddest thing about these complete deuschbags is that even though they are some of the biggest morons/imbeciles on the planet, any one of them would be much more qualified to be President then Biraq Obomma.
Lila | April 7, 2010 at 2:56 pm
Out of all of them, I’d prefer Vinnie, he may not be all built up like the rest of them, but he isn’t ashamed to show his figure. The day he decides to start lifting, and start working out, will be the day the rest of them develop inferiority complexes.
kitty Furry | April 7, 2010 at 2:56 pm
@19 oh yeah..so what was dubya’s excuse….FREE HEALTHCARE FOR GAY ILLEGAL ALIENS FOREVER!!!!!!!!
frankw | April 7, 2010 at 3:04 pm
Their gay.
frankw | April 7, 2010 at 3:05 pm
Yeah, I meant ‘they’re’.
Mr. T | April 7, 2010 at 3:10 pm
I agree with #22…they couldn’t be any gayer if they were reanacting the volleyball scene from Top Gun. They are so deep in the closet they are finding hidden Christmas presents from the 70′s. If Liberace and Elton John had a baby, it wouldn’t be as gay as these guys. If George Michael’s saw all of them in a public restroom even he would get weirded out by how gay they are. These guys should be on Ru Paul’s reality show, not Jersey Shore.
The eX Online | April 7, 2010 at 3:12 pm
fuck me.
I guess I should put down this cheeseburger and sammy adams and go lift weights or something. Damn.
I just spent 3 bucks on this angus burger too.
nutnbutter | April 7, 2010 at 3:24 pm
@ #19 – LOL
The fact that you would compare high school educated quasi-celebrities to a former president of the Harvard Law Review shows your complete lack of basic intelligence. You’re probably a far right douche, west virginian native, clinically brain dead or all of the above to have made such a comparison. Classic example of tried and true american ignorance.
Sara | April 7, 2010 at 3:31 pm
BUTTERFACE!!!!!!!!! I love when you have a guy that is so cocky and self absorb as these so called hot ass men from Jersey Shore. They have nice bodies! The face has to match however. that and the fact that they are brainless is a HUGE TURN OFF…..Isn’t Jersey Shore’s 15 minutes done yet.. I really don’t think anyone watched or liked that show..
OTP | April 7, 2010 at 3:32 pm
Faggiest gays I’ve ever seen!
Ba'lack Oboombox | April 7, 2010 at 3:40 pm
@ #26 lol….
How good can the Harvard Law review be when they have a complete loser cowardly America-hating socialist deuchbag like B’rock Obomma as their leader…..that’s hilarious…..go drink some of your own piss you waste of life.
Elin | April 7, 2010 at 3:49 pm
mike’s abs ACTUALLY look like a loose vag.
I keeps it real | April 7, 2010 at 3:53 pm
#29 I can’t wait till you fuckers drink the kool aid. Better yet, start a violent revolution. You could defeat the US military, and I hope you try it very soon.
crazypants | April 7, 2010 at 4:00 pm
The “Situation’s” problem is that he has a chicken neck.
So he’s got Pee Wee Herman’s head and neck stuck on top of a WWE wrestler’s body and he looks silly.
And yeah, it’s all waist-up muscle, their legs are nothing.
nutnbutter | April 7, 2010 at 4:09 pm
@ #26 LEL…
Touche..although i say that with absolutely no conviction.
Socialists…go look up the word moron. You over exaggerate the actual meaning of the word. Anything to malign a TRUE leader with integrity and a SPOKEN OBJECTIVE unlike bush, puppet master cheney and the cronies that sludge along behind dick. The real behind your tirade is that you’re a closet racists..plain and simple..Fact is, Obama is President and you’re mad….get over it ;D
P.S. Have a nice day knowing he’s your President and if not I’ll enjoy it for you. ;D
sahara | April 7, 2010 at 4:24 pm
vinnie and ronnie are hot…
also, how the fuck has this got anything to do with barrack obama?
americans are hilarious.
sf | April 7, 2010 at 4:34 pm
Same shoes and same necklace? WTF?
You're nobody till somebody Rough you | April 7, 2010 at 4:42 pm
I will never figure out girls, I never knew they fancy nipple rings…Learning all the time!
COCK LOVER | April 7, 2010 at 4:44 pm
YES THERE IS A GOD!!! THANK YOU FISH!!1 JUST THANK YOU!!
Andie | April 7, 2010 at 4:45 pm
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. These guys are NOT hot. Not to me, anyway. Any guy that uses more hair products than me is OUT. Freaking YUCK!
me | April 7, 2010 at 4:47 pm
COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!COCK
COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!COCK
COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!COCK
COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!COCK
COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!COCK
Shirt Talkers.com - Gossip, Celebrities | April 7, 2010 at 4:51 pm
I don’t hate on these guys for making money and riding the lime light. Blame the prostitot retards who are watching the show and giving them ratings.
Liz | April 7, 2010 at 5:10 pm
Ronnie has chest acne….. STEROIDS.
bert_johnson | April 7, 2010 at 5:11 pm
These fucktards are the reason the Taliban want to blow us up!
DumDum | April 7, 2010 at 5:18 pm
I wonder if these cock-sucking faggots know that the only people who like guys like this are fags.
Sport | April 7, 2010 at 5:19 pm
Dumb, worthless fucks. Please breed with the Kardashian sisters. Then you guys can live together in a giant castle made of mirrors.
sahara | April 7, 2010 at 5:32 pm
jersey shore is the best show mtv have ever done imo
WDrad | April 7, 2010 at 6:04 pm
FAAAAGGGOOOOOTTTS
bar room hero | April 7, 2010 at 6:05 pm
There are people in my office always talking about this garbage…you must have a single digit IQ to like this shit.
I heard that many of them aren’t even Italian…douchebags n’ slags…
dee | April 7, 2010 at 6:14 pm
himbos
dee | April 7, 2010 at 6:16 pm
himbos
I am goint to puke | April 7, 2010 at 6:25 pm
Those dudes are Gay no doubt about. These pictures scream QUEER!!! The women of Jersey Shore need to forget about these Sausage Lovers.