Jersey Shore needs more homoeroticism

Here’s the dudes from Jersey Shore tanning in Miami yesterday and proving how much they love pussy by getting naked and flexing in front of each other. Which makes all kinds of sense once you remember syphilis affects the mind. On that note, MTV clearly forgot to give one of them his steroids and therefore will be legally responsible for his suicide after he’s taped crying alone in bed for an entire season. Not counting the night Snooki crawls through the air duct. “I smell peeeniisss.”

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