Jersey Shore’s Angelina Faked Her Engagement

February 21st, 2011 // 68 Comments

Former Jersey Shore star Angelina Pivarnick and David Kovacs, a man claiming to be her boyfriend, got engaged last week during a fashion show in New York, but apparently the entire thing is a publicity stunt to get her back on the show, according to RadarOnline:

But has obtained exclusive texts messages sent by her fiance Dave Kovacs just hours after his proposal calling the former reality TV star “a bad evil person!”
The engagement is nothing more than a “publicity stunt,” a source close to Kovacs tells
Kovacs, the insider explains, wants to be famous. He loves Jersey Shore, assumes the producers are going to invite the controversial Angelina back into the cast, and believes if they’re engaged, he’ll be part of the MTV reality show too.
“But Angelina is also seeing this guy Ivan, a firefighter from Staten Island. The day she got engaged to Dave, she put photos of herself and Ivan together on on her twitter with their shirts pulled up leaning up against each other in his bedroom,” the source reveals.

And sure enough she did post photos that exact day because these are it starting right here. Now if there’s a point to this post, it’s that we need to start grabbing our wives, girlfriends, sisters, mothers, eight-year-olds – Okay, maybe not that last one. – and shaking them until they realize reality TV is a giant, scripted crock of shit. None of it is real. I mean, Christ, Tila Tequila had her own show and she’s 5/8ths Muppet. The sooner we acknowledge that there’s a place for these chicks and it’s called porn, the sooner we can advance as a society and invent cyborg sandwiches that make themselves. LET’S ROLL.

Photos: Splash News, WireImage


  1. Dave

    dont know who this person is but why even give idiots like this the time of day by putting their stories up on websites like this. Worst part is she is not even remotely attractive

  2. sean

    This chick is not even a Grenade, she’s a fucking missile or a bazooka maybe even an entire army artillery!

  3. fx

    star? more like staten islands black hole…probably smells like tuna too

  4. Bill Clinton's zipper

    Why is this guy getting engaged to a whore ?

  5. jojo

    If Angelina goes back to the Jersey Shore house, hopefully is in a cremation urn on the fireplace mantle.

  6. Lady Blah Blah

    She probably fakes her orgasms too.

  7. Inmate 12236969

    Bitch nuff said!

  8. DM

    No one cares about this no name- Next post please.

  9. That’s actually a woman?

  10. Deacon Jones

    That guy with the sprinkled stars tatoo is straight up THUG.

    I wouldnt fuck with that guy!

  11. Of course it was fake. What guy in his right mind would *actually* make the move to spend the rest of his life with that hideous goddamned wildebeest?

  12. Angelina Pivarnick Jersey Shore Engaged
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    those stars are sooooo fab – and how sexy is that nip shot – wow he is butch! c’mere big boy give daddy a kiss mmmmmmmmmwah!!!

  13. Angelina Pivarnick Jersey Shore Engaged
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    What’s black and white and orange all over?

  14. Angelina Pivarnick Jersey Shore Engaged
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    And no one saw this story coming? Is there anything about “Jersey Shore” and its’ cast that isn’t fake except “The Situation’s” abs and Snooki’s fat ass?

  15. What’s black and white and orange all over?

  16. Rough &Jury

    Why does Mr. Kovacs needs and want to be famous? What does he has to offer the public besides calling a girl “A bad evil person”?

  17. Angelina Pivarnick Jersey Shore Engaged
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    A rash with the appearance of black stars is a pretty sure sign that you’ve caught the gay. And no, rubbing a stereotype on it isn’t the ointment that’s going to cure it.

  18. vandal

    Fuck me! She’s got legs like a centre half.

  19. Angelina Pivarnick Jersey Shore Engaged
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    I bet they smooshed on that unkempt bed after this photoshoot

  20. pic 8 she has an orange head and pink back. does that make her both warm and cool?

  21. Angelina Pivarnick Jersey Shore Engaged
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    Bitch only has her face spray tanned- broke bitch.

  22. MarkM

    What?!? A reality “star” gets engaged at a PR event and it’s FAKE?!? I, for one, am shocked!

  23. Pauly D

    who gives ashit about this fat disgusting fish smellin’ pig? I’d rather smush snooki with jwowws dick….

  24. Angelina Pivarnick Jersey Shore Engaged
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    Holy FUCK look how beefy her legs are. She looks like Jerome Bettis!

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    Rough &Jury
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    Views of short chicks from the back with tight dresses reminds me of The Enforcer…

  26. Cardinal Fang

    That horse has a nice body.

  27. Angelina Pivarnick Jersey Shore Engaged
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    Nice tat, homo.

  28. Angelina Pivarnick Jersey Shore Engaged
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    She makes a beeping noise when she backs up.

  29. Nero

    There you got it! Damn that looks pretty bad! Allright, can we go on now?!

  30. Angelina Pivarnick Jersey Shore Engaged
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    … and I make a *horf* noise when she somes forward…

  31. Angelina Pivarnick Jersey Shore Engaged
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    Oh matching tattoos? Well they’re sure to last…….

  32. I think she also faked her gender….

  33. Angelina Pivarnick Jersey Shore Engaged
    jim eh
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    She’s so fuckin ugly.

  34. Rhialto

    I’m willing to pay $15.00 bucks for a good ghostwriter.

  35. I knew something was fishy the minute I noticed his skin was a actual flesh tone.

  36. Nicole

    When did tacky become cool? She’s gross and looks like a man… She needs a makeover BADLY!!!! Hello 1989 needs that dress back!! Her makeup is bad bad bad.. Less is more.. natural is better.

  37. Ed

    Lying and scripting and whoring I expect. What’s truly sad is these morons couldn’t keep their lie a secret for even 24 hrs.

  38. CF

    I hate it when a girl has an ulgy face and thinks shes hot and acts like a bitch, and then still manages to get guys. It doesnt make any sense.

  39. Rhialto

    Are they finally happy now?! I could still donate my left testicle as well.

  40. Rhialto

    Do you want war with me? Think very good about that because i’m getting pretty tired from opportunists by now.

    • Nero

      Did we ever hear an apoligize for that last very wrong made up opportunistic move!? Not even the slightest sorry. Until then KTFC.

  41. anonym

    no surprise.

    what’s not fake about this show?

  42. Wouldn’t said “fake engagement” have to have been news in the first place, before the report of the faking of it being news? I never heard of this engagement until the “it was faked” announcement…or for that matter, I’ve never heard of either of these people before now.

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    lady jesus
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    Damn. Does he put out the fires with his face?

  44. Angelina Pivarnick Jersey Shore Engaged
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    They’ve got matching tattoos of the “The More You Know” infomercial logo.

  45. Angelina Pivarnick Jersey Shore Engaged
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    Only an orange-faced whore would wear racing gloves to drive an X3. Way to class it up, BMW.

  46. Angelina Pivarnick Jersey Shore Engaged
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    someone should tell her she has her make up gun set to “whore”

  47. aretha

    ………..lying is what americans understand.

  48. Rhialto

    I was just thinking that the same hand is the knife what cuts on both sides. For sure there’s quality but it’s a difficult situation because of the very long run. It has grown to a subculture within a culture.

  49. Angelina Pivarnick Jersey Shore Engaged
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    I’m all for gay love ,but this guy should not be giving Angelina a handjob in front of all those people

  50. Don’t those bitches make enough to have a damn professional to do their hair and makeup??

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