Jersey Shore’s Angelina Bails on Porno With Snooki’s Ex. – Wait, What?

December 10th, 2010 // 52 Comments

We’ve been robbed this day, my friends. Robbed.

Because America will forever be the Land of Opportunity, Jersey Shore star Angelina Pivarnick (a blob above) was offered $50,000 to make a porno, shot to look like a sex tape, with Snooki‘s ex-boyfriend Jeff Miranda. However, after considering the offer, she turned it down because it might – wait for it – hurt her chances of finding a husband. HollywoodLife reports:

Angelina was originally supposed to board a plane to Vivid’s studios in Van Nuys, Calif., on Dec. 10 to shoot a sex tape with Jeff Miranda (yes, Snooki’s ex-boyfriend) but a source confirms to us exclusively that Angelina decided to back out, giving up a $50,000 paycheck.

Ha! $50,000? That’s barely minimum wage in the porn industry. They might as well have paid her in Applebee’s gift cards. “So, yeah, finish blowing this guy, and, uh, help yourself to any dinner under $14.99. But you gotta cover the tip. – Oh, wait, I already said that. HIYO!”

Photos: Splash News

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  1. See Alice

    Beached Whale

  2. Well at least she drew the line at THAT..

  3. molly

    i doubt it would make much of a difference. all dude has to do is watch that abomination TV show to see how much of a manipulative slut she is.

    yes i admit to watching a couple episodes. the ones with girl fights that is.. THAT NEVER DELIVERED. jersey bitches are soft

    • Dan

      I agree. After watching her on Jersey Shore, it wouldn’t matter if she shot a porno or not. She banged several guys during the two month taping of the show. Already pretty gross.

  4. Jersey Shore Angelina Pivarnick
    g!
    Commented on this photo:

    WTF!!!

  5. Chris

    I would fuck her. I would fuck her right now.

  6. johnc

    I would love to pound her pooper with my penis.

  7. fx

    who would watch that fugly bitch nude/fucking. that is some scurry shit right there

    • Tyler

      I don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.

      She’s better looking than Man-face and the Gremlin.

  8. dude

    no way would I touch that. Those chicks are half human/half Jersey.

  9. fester

    Please for the love of god, why doesn’t someone club that baby seal?

  10. Jersey Shore cast = the monsters in Fallout

  11. anonymous

    was this chick even in Jersey Shore?

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    JR
    Commented on this photo:

    wishhhh this had happened ugggggh

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    JR
    Commented on this photo:

    i wanna face fuck her

  14. Jersey Shore Angelina Pivarnick
    JR
    Commented on this photo:

    soooo sexyyy

  15. fester

    If I’m not mistaken biologists refer to Snooki’s pose in the above photo as “presenting.”

  16. abe vigoda's eyebrows

    eeuuuww,.
    just eeuuuww.

  17. Mr. Natural

    She’s a filthy whore, alright. But, the story sounds like total dog squeeze. That’s the #1 show on BMTV – seems like she would command a much higher price tag.

  18. Babes in rough land

    Damn! that was a low offer “she’ll get to the door, return and take it” that went awry…I want head to roll at vivid. Now you’re going to have an Angelina walking around believing she has dignity.

  19. Anon

    I am under the firm belief that Snooki is actually Kim Kardashian’s Ass moonlighting as a person.

    Has there ever been a photograph of Kim’s Ass and Snooki together at the same event?

    • G

      Gosh you’re right!!

      http://www.thesuperficial.com/repent-09-2010

      We DON’T see Kim’ ass on the picture. I thought it was because she was squeezed between Snooki, Sasquatch and the ugly Kim… but now I see. NOW I SEE.

      • jw

        Guys, that third from the left in that photo is not the real Kim. That’s actually the new Kim RealDoll from http://www.realdoll.com. It’s basically the same as the real thing but with livelier-looking eyes. (believe me, I know from personal experience). Anyway um, as I was saying on the right is Kim’s Ass, but it’s all hunched over for some reason. Anyway this is a really rare photo, and I’m glad you brought it to my attention. Thank you for your time.

  20. grobpilot

    I imagine anyone watching a sex tape like that would contract every STD in existence right from the monitor, DVD player, etc….

  21. Pauly D

    thats one fat disgusting filthy whore…I bet she smells really bad too…

  22. Funeral Guy

    Why anybody cares about these wop pigs and douchebags is beyond me.

  23. snuffaluffagus

    How bad must she be in bed if she thinks her porno would turn a guy off?

  24. truckergirl

    Maybe she got pissed when she found out Vivid was planning on calling it “Dirty Little Hampster”.

  25. Jersey Shore Angelina Pivarnick
    Beefbus
    Commented on this photo:

    Yuck! I just threw up a little in your mouth.

  26. Squishy

    Beached whale comes to mind…

  27. Shes fat ugly and now dumb. I mean its like an Italian who eats pizza with sausage on it all the time turning down 50k to have a slice of pepperoni.

  28. jojo

    Who isn’t up for some zoophilia once in a while huh?

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    Racer X
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s bad (good).

    /that sex tape would’ve been the bomb

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    Jovy
    Commented on this photo:

    beached whale.

  31. wim

    well, once an whore………….ALWAYS ONE!!

  32. Oh, she looks kinda cute in the little thumbnails, but at full size :^S

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    Jimm
    Commented on this photo:

    id hit that

  34. Jersey Shore Angelina Pivarnick
    bernard
    Commented on this photo:

    wow this bitch is nasty!

  35. reptilianeworldorder

    “This is a good place for a stick up.”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTH80nCFCHo&feature=related

  36. twzzlrgirl

    “Cover the tip….” Lol…that made me giggle like Miley on salvia.

  37. Jersey Shore Angelina Pivarnick
    hohoho
    Commented on this photo:

    I would

  38. mark

    she is the epitome of refined dignity. although she looks as if the stench of her BM’s could peel the paint off walls!

  39. Hellyeah

    FUCKING GRENADE

  40. What a dumbass

    2 things:

    1) I’m impressed that she actually knew that being railed & giving BJ’s in a fuck film would lessen her chance of finding a husband. Bravo, lumpy beached whale!

    2) I’m disgusted that she actually considered it. She’s a beached whale, and a whorish beach whale. She might have rejected it because it not only was enough money for her to “spread em”, but would cause her to get kicked off the show, where she’s making $30k/episode.

  41. Jersey Shore Angelina Pivarnick
    Tiff
    Commented on this photo:

    Her body is like a play-do pig.

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    Mortimer Duke
    Commented on this photo:

    After people have seen this pic, Vitamin Water’s sales have dropped to new lows. They have had to halt production and close the factories as we speak.

  43. who me

    I would of did it. LOL I need the money

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    bembbers
    Commented on this photo:

    I dont looks like white trash

  45. Jersey Shore Angelina Pivarnick
    Shoko
    Commented on this photo:

    The worst for me was We make plans and God laughs Really God is lanuhigg at me because when I got pregnant I started planning and daydreaming about my baby. And this close relative never goes to church and isn’t religious, so how can she presume to know what God thinks is funny.Also a pro-life family member asked me about the miscarriage, then in the same sentence went into an abortion rant. Really???

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