Somehow I completely missed this until I just saw shots of them at LAX a few minutes ago, but apparently the cast of Jersey Shore is not only going to be at the FOX Teen Choice Awards, they’re up for awards. Jersey. Shore. A show about drunk people fucking each other in a drunken fuck-house at the beach for fuck-money. Just in case no one’s fully grasping the societal doomsday happening here, I added pics from Snooki’s arrest last week to demonstrate what’s going to be paraded in front of your kids as an American success story. Great. Now I can’t wait to go to the mall on Monday and see a bunch of brats trying to give each other sloppy Oompa Loompa handjobs while holding a jar of pickles. Well played, FOX.
Photos: WireImage
oermens | August 6, 2010 at 1:12 pm
second
Bob | August 6, 2010 at 1:59 pm
can someone create the time machine already!! i will pay top dollar to go back and murder the producers of this show while they are in their cribs!!
Rush | August 7, 2010 at 8:59 am
I’LL TAKE THE PURPLE ONE!
Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugs.
Internet Inventor | August 6, 2010 at 1:20 pm
Par for the course in 2010. Shitty people, shitty government, shitty president, shitty music, shitty movies, shitty tv = shitty society & kids
b | August 7, 2010 at 6:25 am
Mediocrety holding sway! keep drinking the fluoride!
All American Boy | August 7, 2010 at 11:21 am
Shitty Bush Jr. – Shitty GOP – Shitty Rush – Shitty Tea Baggers
cc | August 8, 2010 at 12:48 pm
The jury is out on the pres (for me) but agree with everything else.
Randal | August 6, 2010 at 1:21 pm
While keeping up with the Joneses you haven’t noticed that Mr. Jones is passed out from snorting three pounds of cocaine and his kids are making it rain on his stripper. Not making a moral judgement but your daughter makes porn.
KCOLSPAC | August 6, 2010 at 3:11 pm
The old Randal was cooler.
Serf | August 6, 2010 at 4:42 pm
Of course the enemy within wishes our children to be ignorant drug induces scum! They have been making great strides while they send our jobs overseas and ruin our economy and wage endless wars and help their favorite nation and run up the debt tab.
They own us and our children. They love us no more than a modern day farm loves it’s livestock. You peasants better understand this.
Georgeo | August 6, 2010 at 1:24 pm
It’s Fox, what did you expect? They want our kids to be drunken, STD-infested slobs with no jobs.
oermens | August 6, 2010 at 1:29 pm
according to fox news thats the only way the future generation can combat terrorists
Son of Sam | August 6, 2010 at 1:40 pm
yea, while all the other stations want us to be gay or crossdressing, ignorant, mediocre, white guilt card carrying “individuals” with no sense of pride in anything because if youre better than anyone at anything, it hurts the others feelings and might cause them to commit suicide or be a failure for the rest of their life.
Internet | August 6, 2010 at 3:07 pm
Or you could just be real parents & not blame your parental shortcomings on FOX corp.? No? Cool.
Clam Hamlin | August 7, 2010 at 10:22 am
What do you mean no jobs? They can get a reality show if they do that. That’s how shit works nowadays.
ROUGH actually | August 6, 2010 at 1:28 pm
Oh yeah Id like to see them snub chippy D. Who’s more of a trail blazer for young teens?
OnlyHeteroMaleinthisJoint | August 6, 2010 at 1:40 pm
is this site blocking comments now?
Gene | August 6, 2010 at 1:44 pm
Why, O great one, do we dwell upon the ugly ones of the world? Is it because we can’t resist train wrecks?
stinky mcpoop | August 6, 2010 at 1:57 pm
Family-riffic! Will they be selling penis lollipops in the lobby too?
Jen | August 6, 2010 at 2:02 pm
Why does she always look like she is carrying an overstuffed backpack. I cant tell if it’s her height, or the shoulders, or just the chubbiness. Thats just what my brain see’s because it cant make sense of her strange body. I cant really even begin to wonder why she would even own a bag to carry books.
Richard McBeef | August 6, 2010 at 2:06 pm
someone needs to shit hard into the mouths of these people.
Clam Hamlin | August 7, 2010 at 10:23 am
Richard McBeef for President in 2012.
Crabby Old Guy | August 8, 2010 at 1:56 pm
I second that nomination!
jumpin_j | August 6, 2010 at 2:41 pm
Oompa loompa doopity darf,
more snaps of Snookie will make me barf.
Internet | August 6, 2010 at 3:10 pm
You hate her — she wins.
You love her — she wins.
Either way — she wins.
America.
Alex | August 6, 2010 at 3:42 pm
Damn, Fish. Who in the hell do you think watches that shit? Adults?
Gary | August 6, 2010 at 4:14 pm
If only I could’ve been there to buy her a few more shots of tequila. It looks like she was on the verge of dying of alcohol poisoning, and I would’ve been a hero for putting this abomination out of her misery.
Jen | August 6, 2010 at 4:29 pm
fuck, i love watching this show. its my guilty pleasure. they went to a tranny store to buy fucking clothes. does that not tell them something about themselves???
sam adams | August 6, 2010 at 5:16 pm
i think its funny how that old lady points out that shes drunk on the beach and should be arrested for disorderly conduct on the beach. what else are you supposed to do at the beach? yeah shes wasted but still its the damn beach!
dudeatdudedotdude | August 6, 2010 at 7:32 pm
not every beach is for partying. take a beer into ocean city nj and see how fast you’re arrested.
what??? | August 6, 2010 at 8:24 pm
That’s just pathetic…parading the STD infested Oompa Loompa and the fucking tool who’s claim to fame is lifting his shirt in front of our ‘future’ only shows how close our once great country is to collapsing within. Sad.
InternetPolice | August 6, 2010 at 9:48 pm
wow the writer of this post is suffering from a serious case of hateridous I suggest you get some fucking medication for that it’s a deadly disease.
52 | August 6, 2010 at 10:19 pm
NO amount of money can make this troll look half decent. She has to be the ugliest THING i’ver ever seen!
lmao | August 6, 2010 at 11:00 pm
“hateridous” – that’s awesome, inaccurate but awesome. If I want to see a flaming wreckage of what never was I’ll look for Amy Winehouse pictures, I prefer to see scantily clad shots of current starlets though. This isn’t 2001, if someone is genuinely awful just call it as it is, there’s no need to pretend there’s envy by the author by saying “omg dont hate dont hate” you might as well be waving your hand while you type that.
InternetPolice | August 6, 2010 at 11:59 pm
if you don’t like them why do you pay attention to them?
lmao | August 7, 2010 at 1:18 am
It’s your assumption that outside of the posts I see on the superficial that I do give them any attention. They’re annoyances that pop up every now and again in the news, just like Apple news on Engadget. It’s not that complex really. I would just rather they just fade into the darkness like anyone else milking reality tv attention.
captain america | August 7, 2010 at 1:17 am
well, SOMEBODY HAS TO BE THE SLUT?
Mr. Nice Guy | August 7, 2010 at 7:08 pm
Please do not give Sluts a bad name. Sluts are great, these people are Scum.
linksnipe | August 8, 2010 at 2:52 am
she’s very pretty,,
cc | August 8, 2010 at 12:51 pm
The Travelocity gnome makes me hornier.
Crabby Old Guy | August 8, 2010 at 1:58 pm
Let’s hear it for fat, drunk and stupid! Teen Choice is now handing out the “Flounder” awards!
Perez Hilton Has AIDS | August 8, 2010 at 2:07 pm
God that girl is ugly as ****. She looks like a chubby, drunk Native American midget.
JollyJumJuck | August 8, 2010 at 2:23 pm
That woman in the audience had it right. Public intoxication will get you arrested. Unless you are a celebrity. It seems California is not the only state where you get rule of hypocrisy instead of rule of law.
Jack should die | August 9, 2010 at 11:33 am
Son of Sam says:
“yea, while all the other stations want us to be gay or crossdressing, ignorant, mediocre, white guilt card carrying “individuals” with no sense of pride in anything because if youre better than anyone at anything, it hurts the others feelings and might cause them to commit suicide or be a failure for the rest of their life.”
I couldn’t agree more. Look at what has happened to people. Snooki has been ruined by America and its MTv culture. As for the post, this has been happening for years. This is “feminism”. As feminism progresses, it uses less and less attractive women (in every way) to further drive home their agenda.
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