Somehow I completely missed this until I just saw shots of them at LAX a few minutes ago, but apparently the cast of Jersey Shore is not only going to be at the FOX Teen Choice Awards, they’re up for awards. Jersey. Shore. A show about drunk people fucking each other in a drunken fuck-house at the beach for fuck-money. Just in case no one’s fully grasping the societal doomsday happening here, I added pics from Snooki’s arrest last week to demonstrate what’s going to be paraded in front of your kids as an American success story. Great. Now I can’t wait to go to the mall on Monday and see a bunch of brats trying to give each other sloppy Oompa Loompa handjobs while holding a jar of pickles. Well played, FOX.