If you actually thought the new season of Jersey Shore in Italy was finally going to have a different storyline that’s not Ronnie and Sammi fighting every goddamn second, surprise! They’re back together. Now that I’ve crushed the hopes and dreams of anyone stupid enough to watch the show, here’s Deena Cortese with a penis on her head to finish the job. Think of it as salting the earth but with JWoww‘s giant breasts showing up every other shot because I don’t want your suicide on my conscience.
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More of J-WOW, less of the others turds.
I don’t know who these other people are, so please just post more photos of JWoww’s giant breasts, and less photos of JWoww’s leathery face.
Jesus her face looks about 50 and hard lived…..
no doubt about that!
Gross…
Screw you guys. Demi looks great for her . . . wait, who?
WIN.
these two should be sterilized now so you don’t have to worry about them fighting over child custody of their future retarded children. FFS… how many people are actually going to watch this piece of shit.
No worries, they’ve drank enough liquor, snorted enough coke and fucked enough strangers to have become sterilized by some sort of STD hybrid. This belief allows me to sleep at night.
What’s a gunt called when you see it from the back? I would say crab claw, but it looks like this crab is molting.
Look!
Opposable thumbs. Who knew?
Hey tough guy, your girl looks bigger and more badass than you…bigger legs, broader shoulders…no wonder you work out all the time
that’s funny – i didn’t notice that at first. looks really weird!
Her calves are twice the size if his. Roided up retard.
“Look, I’m gonna’ shake the shit outta’ her! That’ll make her keep comin’ back for more. hahaha”
Dude’s got sticks like David Spade. Mix in some legs next time you’re in the gym meatball.
We’re all the victims of bad angles here.
I don’t get this Jersey Shore shit, it’s so boring to watch – so what the fuzz???
No clue. Seriously. I’ve tried to figure it out, but nothing. I guess teenagers really will watch anything that’s on mtv.
I was better when mike and pauly D were just fucking girls all the time and making fun of them. But now its some shitty ass domestic violence episode every time
Someone just went boom-boom in their shorts.
Wow…I guess Sammi is back at her favorite hobby: powerlifting.
MTV’s motto for their reality shows: “Everyone loves a train wreck!”
Me.. – I’ve lost interest in reality TV since Real Word back in the 90′s
Great way to age yourself.
They needed this shot because Deena in the “Michelangelo’s David with penis” apron was considered “too high-toned” for the show.
“Why do people keep saying ‘Rome has nine hills now’?. . . This is Jersey Shore, not The Hills!”
Deena “Fromunda” Corteese
Can they not have fighting all the time? I know it’s the only thing entertaining but after a while it gets so boring.
Thank god in Italy, domestic abuse is a national pastime.
Looks like she’s been stress eating. Her thighs are going to start a fire rubbing together.
I knew she liked to pee in public, but on a f*cking beanbag chair?!
Is he a little person?
Is that band aid on his hand from punching her in the mouth?
believe it or not: SOME PEOPLE HAVE TO STUDY FOR THESE THINGS.
I can already feel Italians hating us for this…
LOOK! It’s BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN!
Newsflash: Italian man accused of attacking Snookie with a knife. Claims he was just looking for cottage cheese spread for his bagel.
That’s not Snooki.
ew wth
i love jennnniii
So this is what ‘Jersey Shore’ is about.
Silly me thought it was all about The Situation and Pauly-D rubbing baby oil on each other’s chests while Snooki does drunken Oompa Loompa impersonations.
Must have got it wrong..
Wait, I thought I was on peopleofwalmart…
oh sammi!!