‘Jersey Shore’ is Going to Be About Ronnie and Sammi Fighting Again

May 23rd, 2011 // 43 Comments

If you actually thought the new season of Jersey Shore in Italy was finally going to have a different storyline that’s not Ronnie and Sammi fighting every goddamn second, surprise! They’re back together. Now that I’ve crushed the hopes and dreams of anyone stupid enough to watch the show, here’s Deena Cortese with a penis on her head to finish the job. Think of it as salting the earth but with JWoww‘s giant breasts showing up every other shot because I don’t want your suicide on my conscience.

Photo: Splash News, WENN

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  1. neo

    More of J-WOW, less of the others turds.

  2. I don’t know who these other people are, so please just post more photos of JWoww’s giant breasts, and less photos of JWoww’s leathery face.

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    mupp
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    Jesus her face looks about 50 and hard lived…..

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    MrsPlant
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    Gross…

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    It had to be said
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    Screw you guys. Demi looks great for her . . . wait, who?

  6. Boopy

    these two should be sterilized now so you don’t have to worry about them fighting over child custody of their future retarded children. FFS… how many people are actually going to watch this piece of shit.

    • CHill

      No worries, they’ve drank enough liquor, snorted enough coke and fucked enough strangers to have become sterilized by some sort of STD hybrid. This belief allows me to sleep at night.

  7. Jersey Shore Italy Deena Cortese Butt Cheeks
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s a gunt called when you see it from the back? I would say crab claw, but it looks like this crab is molting.

  8. Queequeg

    Look!

    Opposable thumbs. Who knew?

  9. muddy mudskipper

    Hey tough guy, your girl looks bigger and more badass than you…bigger legs, broader shoulders…no wonder you work out all the time

  10. Jersey Shore Italy Ronnie Ortiz-Magro Sammi Sweetheart
    Commented on this photo:

    “Look, I’m gonna’ shake the shit outta’ her! That’ll make her keep comin’ back for more. hahaha”

  11. Shooter

    Dude’s got sticks like David Spade. Mix in some legs next time you’re in the gym meatball.

  12. Jersey Shore Italy Deena Cortese Butt Cheeks
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    We’re all the victims of bad angles here.

  13. marie

    I don’t get this Jersey Shore shit, it’s so boring to watch – so what the fuzz???

    • faceless worker

      No clue. Seriously. I’ve tried to figure it out, but nothing. I guess teenagers really will watch anything that’s on mtv.

      • Really

        I was better when mike and pauly D were just fucking girls all the time and making fun of them. But now its some shitty ass domestic violence episode every time

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    bk
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    Someone just went boom-boom in their shorts.

  15. Wow…I guess Sammi is back at her favorite hobby: powerlifting.

  16. chris

    MTV’s motto for their reality shows: “Everyone loves a train wreck!”

    Me.. – I’ve lost interest in reality TV since Real Word back in the 90′s

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    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    They needed this shot because Deena in the “Michelangelo’s David with penis” apron was considered “too high-toned” for the show.

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    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    “Why do people keep saying ‘Rome has nine hills now’?. . . This is Jersey Shore, not The Hills!”

  19. Jersey Shore Italy Deena Cortese Penis Hat
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    Deena “Fromunda” Corteese

  20. lizzie

    Can they not have fighting all the time? I know it’s the only thing entertaining but after a while it gets so boring.

  21. Thank god in Italy, domestic abuse is a national pastime.

  22. shteen

    Looks like she’s been stress eating. Her thighs are going to start a fire rubbing together.

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    I
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    I knew she liked to pee in public, but on a f*cking beanbag chair?!

  24. Dr. Drew

    Is he a little person?

  25. CHill

    Is that band aid on his hand from punching her in the mouth?

  26. the captain

    believe it or not: SOME PEOPLE HAVE TO STUDY FOR THESE THINGS.

  27. Blech

    I can already feel Italians hating us for this…

  28. wow

    LOOK! It’s BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN!

  29. Jersey Shore Italy Deena Cortese Butt Cheeks
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    Newsflash: Italian man accused of attacking Snookie with a knife. Claims he was just looking for cottage cheese spread for his bagel.

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    dina
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    ew wth

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    dina
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    i love jennnniii

  32. lili

    So this is what ‘Jersey Shore’ is about.
    Silly me thought it was all about The Situation and Pauly-D rubbing baby oil on each other’s chests while Snooki does drunken Oompa Loompa impersonations.
    Must have got it wrong..

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    Jenn
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    Wait, I thought I was on peopleofwalmart…

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    miss-sabryna
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    oh sammi!!

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