You Can Put Lipstick On a Pig…

August 11th, 2011 // 122 Comments

Which is really all I had to say, you can put lipstick on a pig. And they did. Ladies?

Photo: Splash News

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  1. So, a pig and a cow went into a nightclub to graze…

  2. Deena Cortese Cleavage Snooki Tight Dress Jersey Shore
    Commented on this photo:

    Snooki and Deena arrive, uninvited, at Bilbo Baggins 111th birthday party.

  3. Deena Cortese Cleavage Snooki Tight Dress Jersey Shore
    Rufus The Cat
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    KERMIE!

  4. Tati

    Were you come from?
    Chile!
    Ah…like Snooki!
    Fuuuuuuck!

  5. famousplastic.com

    Yeah, but did you know they could spray tan a pig?

  6. the one

    these people even GRUNT if you wished for………..

  7. gumption

    I simply cannot forgive them for the head ornaments

  8. obz

    someone has been using homers makeup gun with the setting ‘fat trollop’

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    Chip Whitley
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    If I was on a plane flying over the Andes Mountains and it crashed, I sure as shit hope that these two and their meaty quads would be on board because we’d have food for a year.

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    Reece
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    If she can’t get it together this early in life with all the money she has, I’d hate to see her when she hits 30.

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    Dave Mustaine
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    When was she skinny?

  12. Donald Trump

    God forgive me – but I wish a horrible death to both these bimbos.

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    SteveG
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    The poor man’s Snooki.

  14. Danny Noonan

    Shouldn’t we get them spayed ? The could potentially reproduce create – shudder- more guinea wop spawn

  15. Mohammed in a bikini

    Unless they have stinky crotches, I’m guessing many of you orange-skin haters would easily sleep with them.

  16. wendos

    If I woke up next to anything like that I would gnaw my arm off out of fear of waking it.

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    youse guys
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    I have to admit, Deena’s body doesn’t look horrible here. Her waist looks smaller. Im sure it is the pushup bra, spankx and material of the dress. Snookie still looks like spongebob.

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    youse guys
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    *Black girl in the background*Damn, why you white bitches buying up all the hair extensions?

  19. Deena Cortese Cleavage Snooki Tight Dress Jersey Shore
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    They should have never given you pigs money!

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    mari
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    hate the show, but i like deenas dress! q cute!!

  21. spanks

    These jersey shore girls might be the ugliest girls on planet earth.

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    Roxy
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    these chicks are a good time!cut them slack!

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    Will
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    cut them slack,,, did you watch them pig out in italy,,, totally pigs

  24. ohboy

    I would literally fuck the shit out of Deena’s Shitty asshole right after she takes a hott shit! Deena is so fucking Hott to me FTW!!!!!

    • meow

      Seriously me 2 love Deena.. Loved Deena making out with Erica more than douche Snooki… Crackheads they should have shown more of the two making out on the cab

  25. oh how i despise these 2 pieces of human shit with legs! spike covered bat straight to the face while screaming at the top of my lungs I DO THIS FOR HUMANITY!

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    So over TJS
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    Is she really a guy? Just sayin…….

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