Which is really all I had to say, you can put lipstick on a pig. And they did. Ladies?
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..and I’d still take the 4-legged kind!
To the writer of this article – Dude, What’s your Fu@king point… Seriously. I can’t stand running into those with unintelligent things to say. Please, anyone with at least a half a brain get up here and write a real damn article. I need you to knock these morons out of existence. Also, all of you gay and metrosexuals who like to come on here and gossip like bitches about these ladies, please take your purses with you as you exit the building. By all means, please leave your shrivled and unused dicks at the door. We can see all the way over here that your man-made vaginas (eh-hem, er your assholes) are used quite frequently ;)
The only good thing about Jersey Suck…I mean Shore…is that it makes me feel so much better about myself. This Deena bitch, all of them actually, are so fucking nasty I wouldn’t tap it with someone else’s dick. You can wrap a turd in silk but it’s still a piece of shit.
“Life is hard. It’s even harder when your stupid.”
I’d fuck Deena in that dress.
So, for how long have you liked trannies?
Do you think that dress would fit you?
Will you take it off when she’s ready to tap you with the strap on, or just pull it up?
who said she needs a strap on, shes a tucker 4 sure
Don’t fuck with me. I bet that dude, Deena whatever, is a guy.
Like I keep saying, I’d hit both…
Wow, the definition of desperation.
you got issues
So would I – with a nail studded 2 X 4.
she is one of the few women on here i would turn down for sex if she offered herself to me.
among the women i would do here:Tara Reid(bare ass naked with scars and all.)
I would hit a women LIKE this, but not these particular girls.
careful, cruelty to animals however in bred and repulsive with have peta knocking down your door
Pretty offensive for animals to compare this two to animals. Don`t blame animals for human waste.
It disgusts me that I stay in shape, eat well, and am not a fat pig, yet these two hogs get more attention from men than I do. GAH!
maybe it’s your personality.
Guidos are not men.
Then either you have a face that could crack a sink or you’re insufferable to be around.
Seriously “in shape” meaning, fit, attractive women have no problems getting attention from all sorts of males.
Its not them, its you.
Agreed. I’m not even *in* terribly great shape, but my boobs and my face get me enough tail that… actually, I’m in enough shape to cock juggle, so it’s all good.
It wouldn’t hurt to stop wearing underwear, Stay drunk off your ass. Let it be known at all times that you’re game for anything. And if you’re still not getting the attention you crave, try vigorously dry humping a prospective suitor. Also Deena makes it no bones about the fact that she loves to lick taint. You might want to mention that.
Well, maybe then you should start doing anal.
a few extra pounds means a few hundred extra pounds.
Either you’re so insanely hot that you intimidate men (only if you’re tall, short women get hit on like crazy) or you’re not as hot as you think. And comparing one’s looks favorably to Snookie should be a gimme, because the chick is about a 4.
I would hate fuck thos two sluts to the ER
I’d cut the bacon off the one on the back, and wrap it around the loin from the one on the right. Then I’d pan sear it and bake it for 25 minutes at 350 degrees. And then I’d go bang JWoww.
crap. “I’d cut the bacon off the back of the one on the right…” sorry, i can’t type when i’m thinking of bacon. my hands tremble.
Understandable, when you’re looking at that much prime fatback. I suggest you put some bacon on your forehead and go lie down for a few minutes.
it’s amazing how the pig one makes the yoda one look actually skinny when you put them next to each other.
Lol @ pig one and yoda one.
… and use a special lens.
Now I can’t get the phrase “Pigs In a Blanket” out of my mind.
lets just hope these pigs are never in my blanket. i would just start stabbing, and i don’t think i could ever stop, God help me i couldn’t stop.
I’m picturing “The Crying Game” shower scene. Would it be something like that? don’t forget the lava soap.
She looks like a corpse someone found in the river, and lifted the head by the hair to try to identify the face.
Their toilet hates their fucking guts.
That Deena chick is glassed. I’d be embarrassed to have a picture like that of me taken.
This is deena
I don’t think you can take the whore out of Jersey
Can’t take the dumbass out of the Situation?
or the Situation out of the dumbass.
“This bacon tastes like herpes with a hint of feces”
Does the makeup turn you into a complete waste of space smelly ugly fat disgusting greesy whore or do you have to be born that way?
Take the STD’s out of their pussies?
I guess you can put a dress 12 sizes to small on one also. Curse you MTV for throwing this shit at us like an ape at the zoo.And for not having music videos.
Two goddesses for Charlie Sheen , coming up !
Charlie just threw up.
yeah, he saw the pic and booked himself into rehab
Without makeup background…without makeup foreground. That is uncanny…
Deena makes snooki look really good. OUCH.
WARNING: Lipstick has not been proven to prevent the transmission of Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Herpes, Syphilis, Human Papillovius, Swine Papillovirus, Hepatitis A, Hepatitis B, Crabs, Scabies, HIV, Swine Flu, or one kick-ass case of morning regret.
Well, I guess The Shire had hookers too.
yes, so much win.
I don’t understand why people don’t like Deena. She’s actually pretty hot when you consider her mom was a Komodo Dragon.
What I’m saying is that she looks like a lizard.
ah, yaaa.never explain your punchline.
Looks like she just came from her other job where they test make up on animals.
When did Bristol Palin start hanging out with Snooki?
What the hell did pigs do that you have to insult them like this?
Why do these two bitches look the same shade of orange?
They shared the same tan-in-a-can.
2 goddamn midgets
hey look, snooki looks like a midget version of kim kardashian
Damn those are some rough looking bitches.
I sincerely hope that they aren’t flying pigs…or is that flying piles of pig shit….either way, the lipstick doesn’t change the facts…
I would get really drunk, give Deena a slobbering, drenched, all hole rough fuckfest all night long, leave VERY early in the morning, and hate myself for about three days. Then maybe once in a blue moon jerk off to the memory.
Be sure and visit your local vet for a shot.
Finkle is Einhorn…. Einhorn is Finkle…
Her face could reduce Americans’ dependence on foreign oil.
Something something always some lady in the background saying it all with her face.
You can put lipstick on a pig but, you can’t stop the pig from eating the entire tube.
Geezus… these 2 whores are BOO-gly…
This is what it looks like when you shave an Ewok
Fish, you fucking lied! Apparently they can put lipstick on two pigs…in two different colors…simultaneously.
Ain’t technology grand?
Snooki is so god damn hideous, and whats with her make-up? Did she get a hooker to do it for her?
Well said they are two pigs, yikes
Ewwwwww and Snooki is fat again, no surprise there.
In Communist Russia, trash takes itself out!
I would pay good money to see them sequentially play Russian Roulette with a fully loaded revolver
It looks like someone stuffed old, rotten sausages into a cheap Forever 21 dress and slapped on a liquor store weave.
You can polish a turd….
Since when did this become a tranny spotting blog?
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