You Can Put Lipstick On a Pig…

August 11th, 2011 // 122 Comments

Which is really all I had to say, you can put lipstick on a pig. And they did. Ladies?

Photo: Splash News

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  1. My Left Nut

    ..and I’d still take the 4-legged kind!

    • 2cents

      To the writer of this article – Dude, What’s your Fu@king point… Seriously. I can’t stand running into those with unintelligent things to say. Please, anyone with at least a half a brain get up here and write a real damn article. I need you to knock these morons out of existence. Also, all of you gay and metrosexuals who like to come on here and gossip like bitches about these ladies, please take your purses with you as you exit the building. By all means, please leave your shrivled and unused dicks at the door. We can see all the way over here that your man-made vaginas (eh-hem, er your assholes) are used quite frequently ;)

      • Razorbak

        AMEN BROTHER!!
        The only good thing about Jersey Suck…I mean Shore…is that it makes me feel so much better about myself. This Deena bitch, all of them actually, are so fucking nasty I wouldn’t tap it with someone else’s dick. You can wrap a turd in silk but it’s still a piece of shit.

        “Life is hard. It’s even harder when your stupid.”
        -John Wayne

  2. Ze German

    I’d fuck Deena in that dress.

  3. MarkinCA

    Like I keep saying, I’d hit both…

  4. Help

    It disgusts me that I stay in shape, eat well, and am not a fat pig, yet these two hogs get more attention from men than I do. GAH!

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    ktulu
    Commented on this photo:

    I would hate fuck thos two sluts to the ER

  6. baron of all media

    I’d cut the bacon off the one on the back, and wrap it around the loin from the one on the right. Then I’d pan sear it and bake it for 25 minutes at 350 degrees. And then I’d go bang JWoww.

  7. Grand Dragon

    Now I can’t get the phrase “Pigs In a Blanket” out of my mind.

    • andrew

      lets just hope these pigs are never in my blanket. i would just start stabbing, and i don’t think i could ever stop, God help me i couldn’t stop.

      • Carrie

        I’m picturing “The Crying Game” shower scene. Would it be something like that? don’t forget the lava soap.

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    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like a corpse someone found in the river, and lifted the head by the hair to try to identify the face.

  9. Deacon Jones

    Their toilet hates their fucking guts.

  10. That Deena chick is glassed. I’d be embarrassed to have a picture like that of me taken.

  11. J

    This is deena
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  12. Edgar Gascoyne

    I don’t think you can take the whore out of Jersey

  13. Todd Hockney

    Can’t take the dumbass out of the Situation?

  14. Compound9

    “This bacon tastes like herpes with a hint of feces”

    Does the makeup turn you into a complete waste of space smelly ugly fat disgusting greesy whore or do you have to be born that way?

  15. Ellis Havercamp

    Take the STD’s out of their pussies?

  16. I guess you can put a dress 12 sizes to small on one also. Curse you MTV for throwing this shit at us like an ape at the zoo.And for not having music videos.

  17. Ty Webb

    Two goddesses for Charlie Sheen , coming up !

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    Christina
    Commented on this photo:

    Without makeup background…without makeup foreground. That is uncanny…

  19. Christina

    Deena makes snooki look really good. OUCH.

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    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    WARNING: Lipstick has not been proven to prevent the transmission of Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Herpes, Syphilis, Human Papillovius, Swine Papillovirus, Hepatitis A, Hepatitis B, Crabs, Scabies, HIV, Swine Flu, or one kick-ass case of morning regret.

  21. cc

    Well, I guess The Shire had hookers too.

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    maddox
    Commented on this photo:

    Rodeo clown!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. Chinny

    I don’t understand why people don’t like Deena. She’s actually pretty hot when you consider her mom was a Komodo Dragon.

  24. Chinny

    What I’m saying is that she looks like a lizard.

  25. Looks like she just came from her other job where they test make up on animals.

  26. MichellePS

    When did Bristol Palin start hanging out with Snooki?

  27. Anon

    What the hell did pigs do that you have to insult them like this?

  28. Donald Trump

    Why do these two bitches look the same shade of orange?

  29. anonym

    oink oink.

    2 goddamn midgets

  30. anonym

    hey look, snooki looks like a midget version of kim kardashian

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn those are some rough looking bitches.

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    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    I sincerely hope that they aren’t flying pigs…or is that flying piles of pig shit….either way, the lipstick doesn’t change the facts…

  33. bealett

    Snausages.

  34. Danny Noonan

    Slunts

  35. jaded

    I would get really drunk, give Deena a slobbering, drenched, all hole rough fuckfest all night long, leave VERY early in the morning, and hate myself for about three days. Then maybe once in a blue moon jerk off to the memory.

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    Ono
    Commented on this photo:

    Finkle is Einhorn…. Einhorn is Finkle…

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    Ono
    Commented on this photo:

    Her face could reduce Americans’ dependence on foreign oil.

  38. Deena Cortese Cleavage Snooki Tight Dress Jersey Shore
    Ono
    Commented on this photo:

    Something something always some lady in the background saying it all with her face.

  39. kimmykimkim

    You can put lipstick on a pig but, you can’t stop the pig from eating the entire tube.

  40. Cya later

    Geezus… these 2 whores are BOO-gly…

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    Kurt Barlow
    Commented on this photo:

    This is what it looks like when you shave an Ewok

  42. Fish, you fucking lied! Apparently they can put lipstick on two pigs…in two different colors…simultaneously.

    Ain’t technology grand?

  43. Deena Cortese Cleavage Snooki Tight Dress Jersey Shore
    We
    Commented on this photo:

    Snooki is so god damn hideous, and whats with her make-up? Did she get a hooker to do it for her?

  44. BENWAW

    Well said they are two pigs, yikes

  45. Deena Cortese Cleavage Snooki Tight Dress Jersey Shore
    We
    Commented on this photo:

    Ewwwwww and Snooki is fat again, no surprise there.

  46. In Communist Russia, trash takes itself out!

  47. Ty Webb

    I would pay good money to see them sequentially play Russian Roulette with a fully loaded revolver

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    tmfvaughan
    Commented on this photo:

    It looks like someone stuffed old, rotten sausages into a cheap Forever 21 dress and slapped on a liquor store weave.

  49. Katie

    You can polish a turd….

  50. Mark

    Since when did this become a tranny spotting blog?

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