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While filming in Italy, Jersey Shore’s Deena somehow managed to hook up with a chick The Situation brought home for himself, so I think it’s safe to say these kids are carting home cadavers now. That’s the only explanation here. Via Us Magazine:
Unfortunately for 24-year-old Cortese, her housemates will never let her live it down. “We heard you were moaning all night,” The Situation, 29, teases in a sneak peek from Thursday’s episode.
“She didn’t lick down there,” Cortese says defensively. “She went to and then I decided I didn’t want to do that. Now I realize I was a little bi-curious, and I realized I do like boys.”
“I always said that if I was ever to be bi-curious it would be with a hot blonde,” Cortese says while sitting in confessional with costar Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, 23. “She was adorable.”
Here’s where I’m torn: While it’s hard to believe anyone of any gender wanted to tongue Deena’s slophole – I threw up, too, it’s okay. – I also don’t want to rob myself of the joy of knowing a woman preferred it over having sex with The Situation. Apparently you really can be that big of a douche that a chick will contemplate death by swampgina. The prophecy is true!
Photos: Getty
HOt!!!
I think you made a typo and meant to write “42-year-old”. If that beat down California Raisin looking ho is 24, I’m the ghost of Bin Laden.
Am I the only one fucking shocked over the fact that she’s 24? What the fuck.
Gives a whole new meaning to their mantra “Fist Pumping.”
WHAT IS THAT COTTAGE CHEESE ON HER LEGS!!
EPIC EWWWW
Since I’m a good person, and I try to find the good in everyone, I was hoping I could come up with something nice to say. I can’t even lie and say her janky-ass pearl necklace looks good.
I better not catch any Brothers getting their freak on with this !
Can you imagine what her progeny would look like ?
I’d rather start up on necrophilia than this
First off, kissing a girl in your bed does not make you bisexual. It’s called being an ATTENTION WH*RE. Deena looks like she would smell like cheese. Just like Angelina. Ugh.
Second, I will never be able to wrap my head around the fact that PAULY D is 31 years old, and The Situation is 29.
These aren’t “kids” at the shore. This is not what people in their late 20′s/early 30′s are doing…..they act like they are 20 or 21, living it up on spring break……GROW UP!
And speaking of cheese – Deena’s thighs just made me push my lunch to the other side of my desk. Deena…you are on national television. You get 15 minutes of fame. Tone yourself up. I am embarrassed for you.
Imagine what she’s gonna look like in 10 years …
I don’t think I’m gonna be able to sleep tonight trying to get THAT image out of my head (I wish I hadn’t said it).
24???? Ick. She looks 54 and she’s hideous from the top of her head to her big toe.
Nasty. She needs a long hot shower and to lose about 30 pounds.