Jersey Shore’s Angelina: ‘The Media Caused Me To Have a Miscarriage’

July 27th, 2011 // 68 Comments

When we last left former Jersey Shore star Angelina Pivarnick three months ago – Hang on to that length of time for a minute. – she was being dumped by her fiance for banging another dude behind his back who may or may not have been the father of her unborn child at the time. Not even she knows because did I mention she used to be on Jersey Shore? Anyway, none of that really matters because Angelina “lost” the baby and ironically appears on the Father Albert talk show to blame the media for her “miscarriage.” And if you haven’t figured it out, I’m using sarcastic quotes because she had an abortion. Via E! News:

“Everyone in the tabloids and media weren’t really leaving me alone about it…Basically I wanted it to be my personal business, and it really wasn’t,” she said, tearing up. “It was really hard because it came out and I really didn’t want anyone to know about it at first. I went through a lot of stress, and I ended up losing the baby.”
When Father Albert asks specifically if the Shore castoff thinks the media attention actually contributed to her loss, Pivarnick begins to cry.
“Definitely…And even the guy, he wasn’t there for me either. So that was a big thing,” she said.
Pivarnick does not name her baby daddy. She had been with ex-fiancé David Kovacs (who previously old E! News that if he was the father, he would step up and take responsibility) during that period but reportedly cheated on him.
Instead, Pivarnick says the father of the child was “just a guy I was with” and that he wasn’t supportive of the pregnancy.

Here’s how I know Angelina is a lying whore:

1. In 2011, exactly three “newsworthy” “events” regarding Angelina have been “reported” and immediately forgotten within a matter of minutes.
2. Of those three reports, all three involved what a lying whore she is.
3. January Jones, whose carrying a mystery bastard, I should add, along with Jessica Alba, soon-to-be Reese Witherspoon and a slew of other celebrities are photographed daily, all the way up to their scheduled C-sections because pushing shit out of your vagina is for poor people. Angelina Pivarnick has been photographed three maybe four times this year.
4. She doesn’t pee standing up.

After all that, if you still believe Angelina didn’t get an abortion so she can drunkenly bang more dudes behind other dudes’ backs – Although, admittedly I’m not sure how a pregnancy would’ve impeded that because did you know she was on Jersey Shore? – now would be a good time to reexamine every decision you’ve ever made in your life and recognize it was wrong because you’re legally retarded. And if that includes anyone I’ve had sex with, now we know how that happened and can stop blaming the intense eroticism of Monk reruns. And you just stood there and took all the credit, Tony Shalhoub. Just stood there and took it…

Photos: Fame, INFdaily, Splash News

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    Senior Pepe
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    Someone humped on this cow?

  2. Ewww, someone actually went a-humping on this cow?

    • Ace Rockola

      I’d totally hit that….in a 3-way with Casey Anthony.
      It’s not gay you know.

      • If you keep pressing 6 after the video loads…and you time it just right….it sounds like that guy is telling her “It’s a big log” as he is positioning himself to get some oral lovin’.

  3. Drunk Driver

    Throw her in jail. That is manslaughter according to conservatives.

  4. rough

    If you had kept the true spirit and meaning of the fist pump alive, you would never be in this situation. Spare the fake weep.

  5. Oh, don't give me that sympathy shit now

    The baby knew who it’s mother was.

  6. Donald Trump

    Thank god! Now if the media can cause the other bimbos on Jersey Shore to miscarry we will all be safe.

  7. LJ

    So taking photographs of pregnant women can cause a miscarriage.

    Wow…who knew?

  8. old man

    What part of sperm+vagina=baby can people under 30 not understand?

  9. See Alice

    Wow the media is powerfull .

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    she’s a robot!

  11. It wasn’t a miscarriage. The fetus escaped.

  12. Venom

    It is way too early in the morning for ugly drunk whores that look like trolls…

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    ktulu
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    Everyone one’s fault but her own-the prototypical woman’s lib and general liberal attitude which allows for on-demand abortions. What a society we have ending here.

  14. Deacon Jones

    …ZZZzzzzzz

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    little turtle head
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    She has a perfect ass!!! love to put my tongue in that hole!!!

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    Her blubber can not protect her from the frigid waters of the North Atlantic.

  17. Cock Dr

    I hope the media keeps up the good works and prevents other JS alumni from reproducing.

  18. I’m sure her diabeetus caused it…the fat cow.

  19. Facebook Me

    Hmmmm..3 months is the cut-off before her “catholic” values, which equates to “catholic guilt” to get an abortion before it is considered a baby. Who is this trick who’er fooling? Admit the truth, you had an abortion. People do this, get over it!

    • could be so her dad doesn’t knock her block off. i’m pro choice up to a certain age, but if my daughter at angelina’s age was still too stupid to use birth ctrl and needed an abortion, i’d probly level her ass on the spot

  20. vagina girl

    I’m not sure why she would lie about having an abortion if she did have one. But if she did she should have just kept her mouth shut about it. So I guess you’re right Superficial guy. I guess you’re right.

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  25. DogBoy

    I’m gonna jump in my time machine, and blog about her mother.

  26. Do Freebird

    If only her mother had been hounded by the media.

  27. Jiggolo

    You mean, “When we last met…” You only have to write roughly three paragraphs a day. They rest you just snag from other sites. Get your sh*t together.

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    Damn, I’m loving that ass. I’m seriously disappointed in myself.

  29. Richard McBeef

    Because emptying vodka bottles directly into your hooch is good for unborn fetuses.

  30. baron of all media

    Walruses can have abortions? How’s that?

  31. the one

    be honest: YOU REALLY THINK THIS IS WEIRD?

  32. adolf hitler

    not like kelly brook

  33. shuuuuut uuuuuup

    Oh for crying out loud this is obnoxious. Let’s just say she did have a miscarriage – women have miscarriages all the freakin’ time as a course of nature, and they don’t run around blaming anybody for it. Much less “the media” like that even means anything. It just happens. IF being a d-list celeb is more stressful than being an ordinary working person, you have still chosen the life you lead. So shut up Angelina. Just shut up.

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    Watch out Tokyo!

  35. Racer X

    More like the Jersey Whore.

  36. Anon

    I’m immeasurably happy whenever stupid cunts have miscarriages. Less of their offspring is always good.

  37. Carrie

    How did this broad make it onto a Catholic talk show? Guess these guys are desperate for any news that doesn’t involve touching little boys. Would have been far more interesting if she would have said she had a 3rd trimester abortion, just to get those hearts and consciences a-pumping. This bitch is an embarrassment to Catholics, and that’s saying something.

  38. Randal(l)

    I understand her completely. Al Roker once demanded I get an abortion to. Damn Media. I feel your pain Angie, I feel your pain.

  39. Odd…you wouldn’t normally expect a promiscuous overweight girl with porn tattoos to be loose with the truth. Oh wait…yes you do.

    Ruling: ABORTION! next case!

  40. kimmykimkim

    Yeah she probably had an abortion. Or maybe the fetus died because of the nature of its habitat. I mean, if we all had gonorrhea and chlamydia all over OUR homes, we probably wouldn’t survive either.

  41. She is trying to get her fifteen minutes of fame because she couldn’t get it by being on Jersey Shore.

    Besides its hard to prove that stress caused the miscarriage. Either way having an abortion or your body saying its not time to have a baby (miscarriage), happens quite frequently.

  42. JerseyShoreDouches

    If this wasn’t an abortion (which I think it was), think I, as a stone-cold atheist, will have to say that her miscarriage was a divine intervention. To whatever powerful being (or Planned Parenthood), thank you allowing Darwinism to take place.

  43. The Critical Crassness

    Collectively the “Jersey Shore” cast has two neurons, obviously “Angie-baby” wasn’t on the sharing list for use of either of them, the day she made that comment.

  44. Erica

    Why isn’t anyone considering the possibility that she never was pregnant? I mean, what do all slutty, crazy women do when they aren’t getting enough attention or are about to get dumped? They say they are pregnant and when that attention dies down they “lose the baby”.

  45. Ed

    The media caused her miscarriage so she goes right to the media for more attention . . . sound Jersey Shore logic right there.

  46. Amielia

    I expected the jump to simply say “She was on Jersey Shore”

  47. Knower to Everything

    Damn fish, you gonna talk shit to a girl who just lost her baby? You got some soul searching to do, homay

  48. I believe the media is also responsible for the miscarriage that is “The Jersey Shore” as well, so…

  49. This Bitch

    I doubt she was pregnant to begin with.

  50. lazyass

    Damn I didn’t think of that trying to abort my babeh!

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