Jersey Shore Angelina’s Fiance Calls Off Engagement (Read: He’s Not The Father)

The Superficial / April 29, 2011

Jersey Shore star Angelina Pivarnick accepted a proposal from David Kovacs in February which she hoped to leverage into the show recasting her. Except the same day she said “yes” to a guy who was actually serious about marrying her, she was still banging another dude which is pretty easy to play off if you don’t let him stick a baby in you. Which Angelina did. Cut to today where David revealed he’s called off the engagement, according to RadarOnline:

“I’m going through a really tough time right now,” he said in an exclusive interview. “I have ended things with Angelina.”
He claimed that he went through her phone and saw texts from multiple guys.
“I got a text from a fire fighter who actually apologized for sleeping with Angelina saying he just found out she was engaged. … I actually found a pair of guy’s underwear in her car.”

So I guess the best case scenario here is the firefighter also breaks up with Angelina and she dies during childbirth for not being smart enough to realize an abortion would’ve let her secretly cheat for at least another year. I know that sounds harsh, but trust me, it’s the only way these Shore kids’ll learn anything. I even tried hand puppets, and they just laughed then tried to fuck them. I can still feel Snooki’s quills.

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