Jersey Shore star Angelina Pivarnick accepted a proposal from David Kovacs in February which she hoped to leverage into the show recasting her. Except the same day she said “yes” to a guy who was actually serious about marrying her, she was still banging another dude which is pretty easy to play off if you don’t let him stick a baby in you. Which Angelina did. Cut to today where David revealed he’s called off the engagement, according to RadarOnline:
“I’m going through a really tough time right now,” he said in an exclusive interview. “I have ended things with Angelina.”
He claimed that he went through her phone and saw texts from multiple guys.
“I got a text from a fire fighter who actually apologized for sleeping with Angelina saying he just found out she was engaged. … I actually found a pair of guy’s underwear in her car.”
So I guess the best case scenario here is the firefighter also breaks up with Angelina and she dies during childbirth for not being smart enough to realize an abortion would’ve let her secretly cheat for at least another year. I know that sounds harsh, but trust me, it’s the only way these Shore kids’ll learn anything. I even tried hand puppets, and they just laughed then tried to fuck them. I can still feel Snooki‘s quills.
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so…where’s those jwoww nude pictures already?! (third biatches)
who would have thought Ms. Valtrex would be fuckin’ multiple dudes? that ex must be a rocket scientist.
who. the. fuck. cares?
Her: Don’t jizz in my butt, I don’t want to get pregnant.
Him: Can I jizz in your cootch, then?
Her: Yes, yes you may.
*pops head in……..”has anyone seen JOUST?”
HA! this is just f**ing hilarious, great entertainment! and they’re doing a social service too, setting and example for everyone watching the show: “don’t let yourself get pregnant by your lover if you’re engaged to someone else”
So what’s next? will we see the three parties involved in one of those talk shows with the paternity test and chairs flying across the stage?
Imagine that promiscuous, unprotected sex could result in pregnancy. Honest to God, don’t kids learn ANYTHING in school anymore? I can understand flunking calculus or coloring between the lines, but if you can’t even pay attention in Phys Ed… well, I was going to say you’ll end up a poor loser, but apparently you can turn willful ignorance into a multimillion dollar career.
Where was I going with this? Meh…
Just abort it. Since my taxes get to pay for that shit, I should get to pick who to eliminate.
Glad you wasn’t around when my momma was carryin’ me.
Agreed Harry. How are those Indians doing this year?
Excellent cross promotion possibilities for MTV. Angelina could guest star on “Teen Mom”. Or do you lose eligibility if you’re over 13?
moron, it’s called teen mom for something.
Staying famous without talent is hard.
He’s not the father; the father is a jackal.
Wow, she has seen a lot of cock recently. This is good. She was my guess in our office “Which Jersey Shore star will get AIDS first?” pool. That $50 is mine!
Of course after that I hope to win our office “How many cast members of Jersey Shore will the AIDS spread to before they realize they have it?” pool.
I hope these jersey shore people learn something about life when they go to Italy. They’ve had their 15 minutes of fame. Enough!
I hope these jersey shore people learn something about life when they go to Italy. They’ve had their 15 minutes of fame. Enough!
They’re being sent to Italy? I can’t wait for one of those mental midgets to call the wrong guy “finocchio” and end up at the bottom of the Adriatic.
Um. Finnochio is fennel.
This dude is hyper sensitive and he just cost her a job.
Next time be carefully who you get engaged to Angelina.
death during childbirth? damn, you need to lighten up and at least make a joke that’s funny
She should dye her hair blond and hook up with Tiger Woods.
she is like all americans: THEY F*CK AROUND!!
Some people treat their boyfriends so badly, I look on as a single girl and think wtf, you are priveleged to have someone and do that?!
I don’t believe in abortions, I do however believe in accidentally falling down the stairs over and over again.
Gondolas and pasta changed my life.
She could have married the Situation, if he wasn’t gay………