Jerry O’Connell obtains Internet relevancy

January 22nd, 2008 // 86 Comments

Jerry O’Connell and the guys at FunnyOrDie.com spoof the Tom Cruise Scientology videos that hit the web last week. I don’t know what’s more surprising: The hilarious spot-on impression or Jerry O’Connell starring in something I’d openly recommend to people.

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Comments (86)

  1. FIRST | January 22, 2008 at 5:27 pm

    FURST++

    HAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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  2. allan | January 22, 2008 at 5:27 pm

    lollerskates

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  3. IKE | January 22, 2008 at 5:28 pm

    FIRST BITCHES!!!!

    Rest in peace Heath.

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  4. IKE | January 22, 2008 at 5:29 pm

    FIRST!!!!!

    Rest In Peace HEATH LEDGER.

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  5. Brittany | January 22, 2008 at 5:31 pm

    This is so wonderful, I love Jerry O’Connell

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  6. uglypeoplesafaris | January 22, 2008 at 5:31 pm

    lame.

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  7. allan | January 22, 2008 at 5:32 pm

    lollerskates

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  8. fdsa | January 22, 2008 at 5:32 pm

    kind of amusing i guess

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  9. FIRST | January 22, 2008 at 5:32 pm

    FURST++

    HAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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  10. GW2 | January 22, 2008 at 5:35 pm

    Didn’t they do a movie together? That’s kinda shitty of an old co-worker to do … but I still laughed my ass off ’cause this is the funniest shit I’ve seen in the past ten minutes!

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  11. LJ | January 22, 2008 at 5:38 pm

    I think this is funnier to me just for the simple fact that he was in Jerry Mcquire with Tom Cruise. Beat that ass O’Connell.

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  12. Real Chad | January 22, 2008 at 5:41 pm

    Hilarious!!! I only watched only 45 seconds…hey, I’m busy…but I laughed my ass off! LOL! Jerry O’Connell will never work in Hollywood again…that is if Supreme Warlord Cruise has anything to do about it.

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  13. FRIST!!! | January 22, 2008 at 5:49 pm

    I woulda been first if this goddam website WORKED!!!

    Not that it matters. I am and will always be FRIST!!!

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  14. sam | January 22, 2008 at 5:49 pm

    me and everyone at nudistconnect.com are in stitches over this one. he so kooky. great crowd there at nudistconnect.com, no jews, blacks, asians, gays, obese, hispanics, or eskimos there. just good clean fun, in the nude.

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  15. prideofchucky | January 22, 2008 at 5:52 pm

    “or Jerry O’Connell starring in something I’d openly recommend to people.”

    Come 0n- Stand By Me? Though he didn’t play Lardass. Thats a rumor

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  16. sam | January 22, 2008 at 5:52 pm

    me and everyone at nudistconnect.com are in stitches over this one. he so kooky. great crowd there at nudistconnect.com, no jews, blacks, asians, gays, obese, hispanics, or eskimos there. just good clean fun, in the nude.

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  17. BunnyButt | January 22, 2008 at 6:01 pm

    “LOS ANGELES – AP – The Church of Scientology released a statement today that the organization is declaring ‘Jihad’ on actor Jerry O’Connell for his spoof of a videotape featuring internationally-reknowned movie star and Scientologist Tom Cruise that was accidentally leaked onto the internet earlier this month. Church leaders report that, ‘L. Ron Hubbard has communicated to us from beyond the grave that Mr. O’Connell must pay for his mockery of our faith and most prominent member. All true Scientologists must consider it their primary mission to bring suffering into Mr. O’Connell’s current life and all of his future lives. Federal, state and local laws should not be taken into consideration. We don’t need to ask permission. We are the authorities.’

    “When asked to comment on the press release, Mr. O’Connell’s response was a stunned, ‘What the fuck?’”

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  18. p0nk | January 22, 2008 at 6:26 pm

    sam, i hate to break this to you but i signed up over at nudistconnect.com and i’m a black gay jew eskimo.

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  19. Brandnsgrl | January 22, 2008 at 6:32 pm

    This is hilarious!! Great job Jerry! Nice to see someone not afraid of Tom or his wacky church.

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  20. sam | January 22, 2008 at 6:35 pm

    mr p0nk, you are so kooky and very funny guy for minority person. but nudistconnect.com prescreen everyone. there is no error room. i’ sure you mean sister site blackgayjeweskimonudist.com, they prescreen too. so sexy!

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  21. The Dove | January 22, 2008 at 6:44 pm

    I prefer to think of this as a sliders episode where Quinn’s double is an insane scientologist.

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  22. Superman | January 22, 2008 at 6:51 pm

    THis is Fucking hilarious… MUAHHAHAHAHAHAH

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  23. Jay | January 22, 2008 at 7:21 pm

    Very well played!

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  24. jowaki | January 22, 2008 at 7:43 pm

    “the aristocrats” haha i love it!

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  25. meanmofo | January 22, 2008 at 7:46 pm

    Although Tom Cruise is nuttier than squirrel shit he still has a lot of power in Hollywood. Me thinks this niggas career is over!

    Oh and FIRST BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  26. Mae West | January 22, 2008 at 7:50 pm

    HAHAHAHA!!!! That’s priceless, he deadpans ScientoloTom SOOO well, and the hysterical laughing is spot-on! heee haaawwww

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  27. H.A.L.9000 | January 22, 2008 at 7:57 pm

    Hilarious!

    Did he mean “The AristoCats”
    ’cause that would be even fuckin funnier

    Jerry played Vern in Stand By Me and not Lardass

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  28. RIP Heath | January 22, 2008 at 7:57 pm

    Nobody can make a real parody of Tom Cruise’s behaviour or even imitate him, because he’s so far over the borders of batshit that there’s simply nothing to compare the craziness with.

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  29. RIP | January 22, 2008 at 7:58 pm

    The original is still 2000000x more batshit than this. Normal people can’t even begin to imitate Tom Cruise, he’s just crazier than anything imaginable.

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  30. selective | January 22, 2008 at 8:15 pm

    The Aristocrats!!! For the win!

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  31. Dr. Disgusto | January 22, 2008 at 8:46 pm

    Oh my god – that’s actually kind of funny. I can’t believe it. I agree with the above comment though – the original is even nuttier. I mean, I like Tom Cruise’s movies … they’re entertaining and all that. But the guy is flat out full bore Margot-Kidder-in-a-Woodpile Crazy.

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  32. Frank | January 22, 2008 at 9:04 pm

    Sliders!

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  33. love it | January 22, 2008 at 9:08 pm

    I absolutely love this; it is hilarious. Thank you Jerry…

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  34. arty | January 22, 2008 at 9:09 pm

    HAHA! very good, i like J.Oconnell, he was in “Scream 2″: fucking masterpiece!

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  35. bmose | January 22, 2008 at 9:17 pm

    He’s my hero–banging Rebecca Romain and now this!!!

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  36. Mandy | January 22, 2008 at 9:20 pm

    loved it!!!!!!!!!!

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  37. syn13 | January 22, 2008 at 9:21 pm

    Effing hilarious. Do you think he’ll be assassinated by Scientology for this?

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  38. notjerry | January 22, 2008 at 9:22 pm

    Genius.

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  39. ilovesleaterkinney | January 22, 2008 at 9:47 pm

    unbelievable. i should have always believed in the big J. stand by me was brilliant. this guy worked with river phoenix! give this guy a job doing more of this.

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  40. Xenu Approves! | January 22, 2008 at 9:48 pm

    I am Xenu, the great galactic leader of the Milky Way! And I applaud this puny human’s efforts to smear the bastard scientologists who smear my good name!

    Soon I will return to Earth aboard my DC-8 space plane, and on that day all of L Ron’s insane followers will PAY for smearing my name!

    Learn the truth about me, Xenu! http://www.xenu.net/

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  41. maggie | January 22, 2008 at 9:58 pm

    Hello, Mr p0nk. I am maggie. I want to contact you directly. Would you please send email to me at maggiehanks@hotmail.com

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  42. uglypeoplesafaris | January 22, 2008 at 10:15 pm

    lame.

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  43. gretchen | January 22, 2008 at 10:20 pm

    brilliant

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  44. jenglo | January 22, 2008 at 10:23 pm

    Ha! Brilliant!

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  45. Narcissist Wishes He Knew How To Quit Christina Milian | January 22, 2008 at 11:05 pm

    This is the role he’ll be remembered for. Truly a luminary.

    It’s about right, though. Cruise act’s like a mentally ill used-car hustler.

    @37 Hope they leave him alone. Wish they’d all die.

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  46. pucky | January 22, 2008 at 11:43 pm

    This was honestly one of the funniest damn things I’ve seen in a while. Go Jerry!

    Do a Sliders TV movie! Hell, they’re bringing back Knight Rider.

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  47. er0s | January 23, 2008 at 12:26 am

    Jerry O’Connell is a tool. The sad part is even this douche knows he has no career to risk in doing this video. I mean let’s face it, he’s what’s her face’s bitch and she’s the old leftovers from the guy who used to be on Full House. Sad.

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  48. FreeJose | January 23, 2008 at 12:31 am

    Outstanding! Bravo!

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  49. Janel | January 23, 2008 at 12:45 am

    Wow does he have to sound like a complete fucking asshole.

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  50. Janel | January 23, 2008 at 12:45 am

    Wow does he have to sound like a complete fucking asshole.

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