Mel Gibson‘s embarrassed for us.
UPDATE: So this was NOT Jerry Sandusky (Hence Mel.), however, TMZ claims a “Gerald Sandusky” did board the plane because they’re Chunk from The Goonies now. “Okay, so Michael Jackson didn’t stop at my house to use the bathroom — but his sister did!” In the meantime, I think we owe Thailand an apology because, wow, were their hopes up. We’re talking about their Golden Goose here.
ORIGINAL POST IN ALL ITS KNEE-JERKISHNESS
TMZ has obtained the first photo of Jerry Sandusky since the scandal broke last week, and keep in mind it was taken this morning at LaGuardia AIRPORT which should probably concern a whole lot of people. Not to mention he’s eating Dunkin Donuts, and everyone knows they’re the most kid-tasting donuts on the market. There’s literally no end to this tragedy.
Adding… Apparently nobody punched this guy in the dick, so we’re officially the wieniest nation on the planet now. I said it.
Photo: Splash News
Thats not Sandusky, but nice try.
If that is Sandusky, what the hell is he doing walking around? I assumed they’d thrown him in hell and lost the key.
You’d think so.
He’s out on bail, but presumably not allowed to leave the state. I hear Erie’s lovely this time of year.
That is not Sandusky. That is my dad traveling home. He was sitting at the airport eating a bagel and reading Scripture on notecards. He is a husband, a father, a Christian man and a dentist. This association is rude and horrifying, but mostly reckless. Will the peolpe responsible please apologize and make this right somehow?
Probably heading to Thailand.
Everyone runs on dunkins!
Did he buy a one way ticket to a Far Eastern county with lax/corrupt law enforcement?
Heading to Disneyland. I hear the pickins are great there.
woah that’s really wrong linking some random old man with a child rapist. That’s crossing the line Fish!
random old man? that’s Sandusky you moron. He’s out on bail and flying around.
no it’s not idiot. do you believe everything you read on TMZ little boy?
Jerry Sandusky’s lawyer probably argued he was not a flight risk. Boy is his lawyers face red now.
doubtful since the judge who bailed him was a volunteer at second mile. only place he should have gone from penn state was state penn. general pop
I hear Bahrain is nice this time of year.
I don’t think they take too kindly to male on male sex there, regardless of age. And cock chopping is an actual punishment there.
http://articles.nydailynews.com/2011-09-11/gossip/30162455_1_child-molestation-bahrain-jermaine-jackson
Does Dunkin’ Donuts sell donut balls in extra small?
The crinkly center on those cake donuts probably brings back a lot of fond memories, eh Jer?
I think he is eating munchkins..specifically the lollipop guild
Did TMZ label this guy as Sandusky? It does resemble him, but I’m not so sure that’s the guy.
I may have spoken too soon.
Absolutely him. A lot of pictures making the rounds show a younger version. He’s a 67 year-old fucking pervert now.
So do you think he just walked up to the counter at Dunkin Donuts and said “what tastes most like young boy penis”?
Alleged victim: “Coach said he needed to sugar my churro.”
Haha! This is awesome.
I’m never touching crullers again.
That’s not Sandusky.
TMZ’s about to get hit with a libel suit, same as you FISH.
When you’re out on bail, your passport is taken and freedom to leave the state is restricted. Plus, he’s got cops guarding him which wouldnt let him leave the PA border.
It’s definitely Sandusky. He could travel out of state with court permission. Have to be a good reason. Maybe NO Pennsylvania attorneys want him.
Assuming that really IS La Guardia and was taken since the charges were filed.
This country has really become pussified.
In the old days he would have been killed within hours or at least beaten to within an inch of his life, even if he hid out in his house.
For him to be able to walk around and fly with nothing happen to him is just sad. You would think with all the roiled up douchebags running around these days at least one of them would have beaten the shit out of him by now.
**BREAKING** Defiant Sandusky arrives for court appearance in Oscar Mayer wiener-mobile.
http://nation.foxnews.com/nancy-pelosi/2011/11/14/60-minutes-exposes-pelosi-corruption
Fox News? I’d rather go with something more credible like a Tarot reading.
Like what?? Media Matters or MSNBC?? lol
If fester could read, he’d have seen it says “60 Minutes” which is a CBS show.
I love how the 60 Minutes piece mentioned similar insider trading among Republican members of Congress—including then-Minority Leader, now Speaker John Boehner—but Fox News zeroes in only on Pelosi.
It looks like him but it might be, Isn’t Sandusky out on bail but on house arrest??
Not him. TMZ is stupid. Looks absolutely nothing like him. The old perv is still in College Station
That isn’t Sandusky…
Die f’er, die!!!!!
You f’ing pervert!!!!!!
You watch your filthy mouth, Bieber.
PLEASE tell me that’s only mayonnaise on his lips.
Innocent until proven guilty. He deserves the benefit of the doubt and all the people who are mad are just jealous that they never had a great coach like JoePa or a great coordinator like Jerry Sandusky.
LOL! There is an eye witness! Let me guess. You are a Penn State Alumni? One that is willing to turn a blind eye to child rape because your football team is more important. JoePa is a child abuse enabler. I hope someone rapes you in your ass. HARD!
I don’t think any young boys are jealous of the great “coaching” that others received at Penn state.
Innocent until proven guilty, sure. But out with no monitoring device? Without having to pay a cent of bail? At the very least, he should be under house arrest or should have been given a substantial bail price.
Aaaand it’s not him.
http://www.tmz.com/2011/11/14/jerry-sandusky-mystery-flight/#comments-anchor
Psst, Fish, you need to add an “r” to “Aiport”.
But exquisite save with the Mel slapshot.
Am sure the “dunkin” taste great. Ha-ha-haaa