Jerry O’Connell Cuckolded Himself On ‘Watch What Happens Live’

There comes a time in every father’s life when he knows he’s going to have to tell his daughters about the more handsome, successful, and generally well-liked penises that have been inside their mother. Last night on Watch What Happens Live — and in front of Aunt Becky, no less — Jerry O’Connell revealed that moment happened maybe a bit earlier than expected when his six-year-old twins became huge fans of Full House. Via People:

“Because they expressed, like, real feelings for the character of Uncle Jesse, I said, ‘You know girls, I gotta tell you something. This is gonna be crazy.’ You know, I showed them photos on the Internet of [Stamos and Romijn’s] wedding. And you were there,” he said to Loughlin.

He jokingly then told them that their mother made a mistake divorcing John Stamos, just adding to the rich, stripper-making stew of information six-year-olds are fully equipped to mentally process. I’m not sure if it’s the stated mission of the Full House creators to destroy any cute, blonde female twins they encounter, but their record is still perfect. By these rough calculations, *taps 55378008 into calculator, holds upside down for Fish’s approving nod (Yes, of course he’s wearing a green visor in this fantasy cutaway)* we should be looking at a non-responsive 9/11 call about that kid from Iron Man 3 anywhere from 15 to 16 years from now.

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