Presumably because her giant breasts were under wraps, Jeremy Piven couldn’t keep his eyes off Jessica Simpson’s ass when she was filming Entourage Tuesday, according to Us Magazine:
“In between takes, he was staring at Jessica’s ass in the most obvious of ways,” a witness tells UsMagazine.com. “He wasn’t being sly about it and would just watch her every move. He flirts with ugly girls, so you can imagine how crazy for Jessica Simpson he was. She almost seemed like she couldn’t wait to change into her jeans, but she was a good sport about it and kind of laughed it off.”
So basically Jeremy Piven took one look at Jessica Simpson and followed the same thought process every drunk guy has when he spots a fat chick at the bar. “There could be a vagina under there, and there could not be. — I’ll do it.” If she knew how to read, I’d actually feel sorry for Jessica Simpson.
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She’s thick and boxy. And short. I guess there is a subset of people who find thick, short and boxy attractive. More power to them – you’ve got your superstar.
That first picture calls into question whether Tony Romo was truly dating Jessica, or just trying to recruit her as a linebacker.
maybe she likes it in the pooper.
Why isn’t this girl a supermodel yet!?
Did anyone notice someone implying doing Piven on the top comments?.
@35 Do you now her exact weight and height? Where you got that info?
@13 What size are you? pics or …
Fatties stand for each other …again.
what the hell is that pink patch on her right upper leg? does she have a rash from her legs rubbing togethr?
#41 you’re the moron. She said she was a size 4 on Oprah on national television – she’s a size 4.
So it’s not OK for me to use caps locks but it’s totally OK for gossip sites to bash women who are a healthy weight?
What do YOU look like Justifiable? Why don’t you post a picture of your flabby white ass because I bet you look way less attractive than Jess Simpson. Oh and men who comment on gossip sites are either socially retarded or gay (which one are you?). Why aren’t you out getting laid or watching sport – what a sad (and unmasculine) hobby you have of going on sites that are supposed to be read by young women and calling celebrities fat. Get a more manly hobby, seriously.
Lots of chicks in this thread who’ve never seen the inside of a gym.
#58 And you believe everything every single cebrity has ever told you, including Kirstie Alley when she swore that she the most she ever weighed was185, right?
I repeat: moron.
You don’t use caps because it’s net equivalent of screaming. I repeat: MORON.
What I look like is immaterial – and yes, that’s the classic diversionary tactic of every defensive, overprotective, hysterical, wannabe-Simpson’s-BFF out there, thanks for playing. You notice not once did I attack YOUR supposed weight or appearance, buut I can’t expect you to keep to the high road, now, can I? Hollywood isn’t about to pay me squat for what I look like – but if it had been doing just that up til now, I sure wouldn’t be overindulging to this extent if that were my only asset and still expect to get anywhere.
So I repeat: moron.
And as lame as your previous comments are, taking someone to task for being on the net while you, yourself are – yep – on the net – is even lamer and really shows what faulty logic you deal in. Since we can safely assume your hobbies are obsessively watching celebrities on Oprah and reading this site, good luck with grasping that pot/kettle bit.
I repeat: moron.
And as for claiming the site is “supposed to be read by young women” – hope you keep on enjoying all the bikini photos. Now I guess we know what YOUR “real hobby” is.
Now, do I really need to repeat “moron” again? Yeah, didn’t think so.
Jeremy Piven is gross. Inside and out.
Jeremy Piven is gross. Inside and out.
i love lindsay lohan i think her look is amazin!i was told today i look like her couple years back i was over the moon any one got any tips on looking like the party and red hair, frackes, beautiful clothes e.i rocker chic, classy,green eyes,pretty smile, and have style.
i love lindsay lohan i think her look is amazin!i was told today i look like her couple years back i was over the moon any one got any tips on looking like the party and red hair, frackes, beautiful clothes e.i rocker chic, classy,green eyes,pretty smile, and have style.
she’s pretty – i love reading comments from haters. she will never be ugly. for ugly, you need to look at Britney Spears.
She is not fat, you silly tedious twank.
I’m one of those women who has “never seen the inside of a gym”–turns out playing soccer, running track and swimming is enough to keep fit. Running on a treadmill like a hamster never appealed to me. And before anyone asks, no, I’m not a size 0–I’m a 2. But I’d still be pissed if any of you couch potatoes felt like you had the right to comment on my figure.
Douchebaggery abounds on this site.
That 1st pic is pretty depressing. Jeans, Jess. Jeans and jackets.
fat !
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Yowser! Who would chase that tail!
@41…I loved your comment, especially this line, ” Doesn’t matter if she’s not fat by your definition, like it or not she’s eating herself out of the only category open to her. ” Jessica Simpson is fat.
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